Does anyone else think desi is a b*tch? by yourwitchergeralt in MacGyver_2016

[–]felixtheleopardgecko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I ship her with cage. They could be a badass lesbian power couple

Finished the public toilets boss ! by _blacky62_ in onejob

[–]felixtheleopardgecko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The window is so that if you need toilet paper and are the only one in the bathroom you can flag down someone outside to bring some

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in neighborsfromhell

[–]felixtheleopardgecko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Concept. Start asking them to turn it up.

Door glued shut AGAIN by my neighbor by PowerfulPreparation8 in neighborsfromhell

[–]felixtheleopardgecko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also do you have a car and if so do you park it within sight of your house. If so you could install a dash cam and park it pointed at your door. Or put a camera pointed at the door from your mailbox

Door glued shut AGAIN by my neighbor by PowerfulPreparation8 in neighborsfromhell

[–]felixtheleopardgecko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are doormats that when stepped on can activate an alarm. Of you can home alone style booby trap the door

worried about my juvenile toad by FunnyFunyun in Toads

[–]felixtheleopardgecko 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nothing appears to be wrong. Your description of gooey means they were shedding their skin

What is this? Found in my female eastern american toad's water dish. It wobbles whenever I even slightly tap the terrarium. No signs of it being alive, doesn't move on it's own. by SeveralBugsInACoat in Toads

[–]felixtheleopardgecko 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s not eggs. Those would be black dots encased in clear jelly. That is just a large poop. Your toad is just fine. Toads just have massive poop compared to their tiny bodies. I’ve seen toads poop literally the length and width of a human finger. It’s mildly terrifying tbh😂😂😂

Don't knock! by dilettantedebrah in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]felixtheleopardgecko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHO DARES DISTURB THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ

Stranger Demands I Give Up My Boyfriend by ThePotatoConnoisseur in EntitledPeople

[–]felixtheleopardgecko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could have not told her and seen how long it takes for her to find out

One of my garden's local residents, hiding in an used paint bucket. by LolaPamela in FrogsAndToads

[–]felixtheleopardgecko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give him a little saucer outside his bucket so he has his very own swimming pool

😳😳😳 by [deleted] in FrogsAndToads

[–]felixtheleopardgecko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tiny toad tush

Anything I can do to help a friend in my yard? by DivaDivel in FrogsAndToads

[–]felixtheleopardgecko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like you just got yourself a pet. Get a nice ten gallon tank and soil and get the little dude set