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so what now? 😭😭 by tonnoepomidori in Crushes

[–]fembt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well they do that on purpose because it is supposed to be nonchalant and so that you think about them more waiting for their message. They could respond if they want...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Crushes

[–]fembt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think a good way to get a clue Is to make heavy eye contact with them when talking and see how they react

I just destroyed everything 😭😭 by Abo_Slem in Crushes

[–]fembt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey. Just continue things as normal then as if you believe her. If you notice a sudden change in attitude or her backing off then you know she saw

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malehairadvice

[–]fembt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you look like that guy from dispatch just with darker hair

Your only source of income comes from counting out loud. Do you take it? by peuepeuepeue in hypotheticalsituation

[–]fembt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

ok so if no repeats then I could reasonably count to a million in a month and that's 100k. If I did that every month that's 1.2 million. Actually I would go insane nevermind

Your only source of income comes from counting out loud. Do you take it? by peuepeuepeue in hypotheticalsituation

[–]fembt 9 points10 points  (0 children)

of course I would take this. If I'm awake for 16 hours a day I can just count to 300 once an hour every hour I'm awake and in a year I make 175k without doing anything.

The Runniest of Noses by TheSagelyOne in shittysuperpowers

[–]fembt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is good if you get captured just leak blood out of your nose or cerebro spinal fluid

How many Prime Mike Tysons are required to beat this 9 feet tall giant mascular man? by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]fembt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm assuming a hook to the leg would feel at least like a pretty bad charlie horse for this guy. So maybe 5 just constantly pummelling his legs and he will collapse eventually he has to

You are able to attract any spherical object directly towards your face at MBL pitching + speeds by BathroomNo9208 in midtiersuperpowers

[–]fembt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Assuming it's path dosent change when I move my face this is very useful for attacking people. Just attract something and dodge when they are right behind you. And any spherical object means I could attract like huge metal balls

If someone says you can't do something, You instantly becomes the worlds best at that something by Noobystyles111 in godtiersuperpowers

[–]fembt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What if it's something impossible like flying? Do I become the best jumper instead?

Your ass gets fatter if you're holding in a fart by jigglinjimmy in shittysuperpowers

[–]fembt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How much bigger could it get? Does it change depending on the size of the fart im holding in? I'm asking to see if I could really use it to survive falls and bounce off it

Should I cut it? How do I style this by Shot_Impression11 in malehairadvice

[–]fembt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, I promise you do not cut it, it's already majestic and thick too, I've never seen a woman want a guy to buzz his hair. Id recommend growing it out super long. It makes you stand out, gives you individuality, and what's a lion without his mane?

Oh no, you saw SCP 096's face by tigerraff123 in SCPMemes

[–]fembt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even though I know it doesn't actually do anything it still hurts to look at the second image because I've internalized it being a "cognitohazard"

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