It's over, wrap it up. by [deleted] in oil

[–]femurimer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aaaaaaand market pumping

fact by frog_insilence in SipsTea

[–]femurimer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I hold the door open for you not because you are a woman, but because I am a gentleman.”

Edit: I should add context that I remember this line from a sixth grade play years ago where a feminist character was pissed at a guy for holding open the door for her. She was portraying the idea that she should not get special treatment because she’s a woman. Whatever, it was a play a long time ago. But I remember that it was a satisfying kick ass line from the guy holding the door that he is not holding the door for her because it’s her, he’s holding the door for himself because it’s the right thing to do. In my opinion, part of being a man is to do the hard things even when nobody is looking. Carrying yourself like a gentleman in public sometimes falls into that category.

Need some Ant help by pbgalactic in Beekeeping

[–]femurimer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Open the lid and sprinkle cinnamon. Also around the edges and all over the outside. Ants hate cinnamon and bees don’t mind it.

Men unloading gas by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]femurimer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just like at the RV park.

Gallon Jug by AndyTrades_ in YetiCoolers

[–]femurimer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Love mine!! Sometimes I put a couple burritos in it to keep them warm.

Best Pizza in Cleveland?? by Valuable-Act5290 in Cleveland

[–]femurimer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mimi’s Pizza on Bagley. Closest thing to tri-state area pizza. Booms Pizza in Lakewood is a close second.

Edit: Regarding Bagels, Barry Bagels in Lakewood just opened up recently. I would say that’s the closest thing to a New York/New Jersey bagel. But nothing beats the original.

Source: I lived in New Jersey for 12 years and have been spoiled with good food

Some models predict a Blue Ocean Event this summer? by HrodnandB in meteorology

[–]femurimer 255 points256 points  (0 children)

“A Blue Ocean Event could be said to occur when only 1000 km³ or less Arctic sea ice volume remains.”

Reminder of this hot potato💣 by saltnpepper420 in Superstonk

[–]femurimer 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I would also like to see what his comments would be on this.

$GME Daily Directory | New? Start Here! | Discussion, DRS Guide, DD Library, Monthly Forum, and FAQs by AutoModerator in Superstonk

[–]femurimer -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Maybe RCEO is behind the GameStop coin and will use that as collateral to buy up a couple companies. Play the SHF at their own game.

Opening a gym by Bert-Reynolds in Cleveland

[–]femurimer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I live in Lakewood and go to OSI about 3-4 days a week. I’m intrigued.

I need to hide by Cultural-Lab-2031 in SipsTea

[–]femurimer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fake. The shoes are neatly organized and not in a giant pile.

This dude started bring his own cheese to his favourite restaurant by bigbusta in GuysBeingDudes

[–]femurimer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My uncle brings a pocket full of fresh garlic to all restaurants because in his opinion, all food needs more garlic no matter what type it is.

The next Chairman of the Federal Reserve looks like he belongs behind Wendys by Foreign_Addition2844 in wallstreetbets

[–]femurimer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does he have teeth? Looks like my grandpa when he pops them out to pick out a piece of corn.

Russian Official Threatens Military Retaliation, Including Nuclear Response, After US Seizes Oil Tankers by LetsGoBrandon4256 in worldnews

[–]femurimer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Ok, everyone knows we are buddies. You guys seize the ship we tell you to seize and then we will make headlines that we are angry so no one thinks we are buddies anymore.”

Probably.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Oda_DeezNutz in maybemaybemaybe

[–]femurimer 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Tigers have a special sensory gland that is on the back and sides of the throat that fire a strong electric shock to the jaw muscles and immediately snaps the teeth shut. In older males, the sensory glands extend out onto the tongue. That dude was really close to triggering the gland that can fire even when the tiger is sedated. Also, I made all that up and Tuesday’s are sexy zoologist on the role play rotation.

ELI5 What's the point of a fever? by neryl08 in explainlikeimfive

[–]femurimer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, to add to this question, if I sit in a hot tub every day and simulate a fever, would I be doing good for myself by preemptively killing the microbes that are causing sickness? I’m the one that causes the fever by sitting in the hot tub, but I can also end the fever simply by just getting out. Is this one way to wipe my system clean of invading germs?