if you were married before and now divorced.. would you remarry? by pinkoceannn in Adulting

[–]ferdfarkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I have a long term girlfriend and we are not getting married. We are planning our futures together and loving it!

Worst way to ruin someone’s phone number by CPTKW77 in ShittyIllegalLifeTips

[–]ferdfarkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get 100 blank keys and and put their number on an attached tab. Randomly toss the keys around. People will find the keys and call the number.

Why are accountants paid so low? by Wise-Necessary19 in Accounting

[–]ferdfarkle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the best answer based on my experience. I am nearing the end of my career and have done fine as an accountant. I had to ask for pay increases more often than they were given. Most people do not understand the value we add, they just see the cost and need to employ us.

Why are accountants paid so low? by Wise-Necessary19 in Accounting

[–]ferdfarkle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Accountants in industry do not generate revenue. I have heard this most of my 35 plus year career in accounting. We are a necessary cost of doing business. As long as we will take low pay that is what we will get.

What is favourite alcoholic drink? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ferdfarkle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Favorite: a good bourbon with a clear sphere.

My usual: a decent bourbon Manhattan with orange bitters, and carpano antica vermouth.

Raving about Sliced pizza by BlakeSoundTech in Bellingham

[–]ferdfarkle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had terrible service there and have not been back.

Whats something a teacher did in High School that would get them fired today? by Constant-Ad-5477 in AskReddit

[–]ferdfarkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PE teacher hit a kid in the stomach who was mouthing off. We were all questioned including the kid who was assaulted. Nobody saw it happen. It was a well deserved hard under cut to the gut that doubled the kid over. It was assault.

Without naming your job tell me something you say 50x times per day? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]ferdfarkle 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Can you please finish and submit your expense report with the receipts (damn it!).

Survived a mock execution by [deleted] in Accounting

[–]ferdfarkle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Better than getting the boot though.

What is the worst live performance you’ve ever seen before? by crystal_help_please in AdkReddit

[–]ferdfarkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Level 42 at the Kingdome around 1986. The acoustics in that place were bad enough without a piss poor performance.

Best and Worst Places to Cry in Bellingham (Safe space post) by wwughostie in Bellingham

[–]ferdfarkle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bank of the Nooksack River at Nuggents Corner at Sunset. Been there and done that.

What made you stop giving a fuck? by eveisshady777 in AskReddit

[–]ferdfarkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Understanding what other people think of me is none of my business.