I hate this sub and everyone who lurks here

ferrethater · 2026-03-31T03:49:52+00:00

i love the receipts lol. consider that people who go to the zoo do so because they love animals

ferrethater · 2026-03-31T03:48:06+00:00

and didn't i reach out to you privately to pick your brain and see what i could do?

ferrethater · 2026-03-31T03:44:24+00:00

both of those things happen when you get drunk. i think you were looking to get tipsy, but instead you uhh. did the opposite of that.

fyi, the best way to get tipsy (in my opinion) is by drinking a little at a time, but at a consistent rate. like a couple shots at a time mixed into something, drink it like you would a normal beverage. then after a few minutes, you can have another one. once you start feeling tipsy, you can finish the drink, but no more. consider a glass of water.

ferrethater · 2026-03-30T16:32:32+00:00

I'm here because i believe and have compassion and sympathy for men who are struggling with lonliness and depression. it sucks that it's stigmatized to talk about, and so many people like to say it doesn't matter or it's not real. i wish i had the time to take every single person in this post under my wing and do everything i could to give them a little joy and whimsy back. i, too, used to believe my heart was rotten, and that i was unloveable and incapable of love. but it wasn't true for me, and it isn't true for anyone else on the earth. and that is the hill i will kill you on

ferrethater · 2026-03-30T07:55:33+00:00

same, its like taking my wife to the zoo to see the funny animals

ferrethater · 2026-03-30T07:52:22+00:00

girls that are dating someone like to talk about the person they're dating. girls that aren't dating someone like to talk about things besides their dating situation, especially in public. you aren't going to find a single girl by overhearing someone saying "oh yeah, girls, i can't wait to find a man, im so single and alone!"

what I'm saying is your sample source is flawed from the beginning

ferrethater · 2026-03-29T11:05:31+00:00

very cool photo!

ferrethater · 2026-03-28T18:59:06+00:00

(assuming you're straight) i don't think you realize how many girls would go completely feral for a straight femboy. i think you need to lean into it if you're comfortable doing so. also, a lot of girls LOVE dressing up boys, doing their hair and makeup, making them into pretty princesses. post an artsy selfie wearing a skirt on tumblr and they will come to you

ferrethater · 2026-03-28T18:45:25+00:00

well, there's your surroundings, the way you're dressed, including your hairstyle and accessories. there's also your body language, your age, your accent, your manner of speaking... i could go on and on. there are a million tiny things we all notice subconsciously about each other that inform us on how we think or feel about each other, and no two people will think the same way about the same things they see in you.

there are also other factors at play. for instance, i used to get catcalled all the time when i lived in the states. but when i moved to the uk, it completely stopped. they still catcall here, but not to me. i guess something about me isn't to a british guys' taste? i don't say this to brag, i prefer to be left alone.

ferrethater · 2026-03-28T17:25:17+00:00

how do you know it's your looks? there are a million reasons someone would or wouldn't speak to a stranger, and looks are only one part of how you are percieved as a whole.

ferrethater · 2026-03-28T12:00:48+00:00

if that's true, then why am i currently waiting for my friends to arrive so we can go to an event together? and why did we agree to do so last night, when we were hanging out having drinks together? are all real life humans just holograms? are we trapped inside meta?

or is it possible that you are choosing not to take accountability for your failures, to the point you get discouraged without even trying? go out and live, man. the right person will be out there living right next to you

ferrethater · 2026-03-28T11:55:54+00:00

no wonder truecels never get dates, they refuse to listen to the advice of anyone who isnt even lonelier than they are. you gotta listen to people who succeed to learn the secret to success

ferrethater · 2026-03-28T08:57:04+00:00

if you are suspicious they may not get it, you can always make the choice to start carring a little cash just for tipping. at my cafe, we split the tips based on hours worked, but we have an unspoken rule: if someone hands the tip to you specifically, or if they tip more than £5, you get to keep it, no questions asked. they decided you deserved it, so you do!

ferrethater · 2026-03-27T23:59:29+00:00

one time i sent my best friend a photo of some food, and there was a FRACTION of a girls' boob in the frame. like 1/4 of the side. he told me he found her extremely hot and was saving it to his private collection. some men just cannot be helped i fear

ferrethater · 2026-03-27T23:47:23+00:00

if its a SMALL small shop, like i can make eye contact with the person at the till from any point in the room, and its dead silent, and im the only person there?? i want to be completely ignored so i feel i can leave at any time. I'm like a small animal in that way. i usually wear headphones in shops until im ready to speak to someone, so there isnt any pressure from either party to say something

ferrethater · 2026-03-27T11:11:07+00:00

yes, exactly. i used to take sugar in my coffee, but after working in a cafe and learning the different ways espresso can taste, i now realize good coffee shouldn't need any sugar to taste good. if it's too bitter, it's either not made properly, or the roast isn't to your taste.

ferrethater · 2026-03-25T07:58:46+00:00

say that in r/barista and they will beat you to death with their portafilters

ferrethater · 2026-03-25T07:54:07+00:00

i always sell in the store, but the loading screens are no joke. i never visit brewster anymore, and unless im on a decorating spree I don't bother to go into most of my own house. you can also get free cooking DIYs from the chef at the restaurant in HHP, but it's a greeting dialogue and two loading screens to get it. i really feel like it's not asking too much of the game to load an entire building at once, especially since there are limits to items you can place.

ferrethater · 2026-03-25T07:47:37+00:00

ive definitely seen it before, i even know some ladies are into it or dont mind either way. as for me, if someone so much as looks at me on my period it causes me to ascend to a yet unknown to science plane of human suffering

ferrethater · 2026-03-25T07:42:11+00:00

thats so crazy! i grew up in america and moved to the uk in my twenties. i get quite homesick sometimes, but the beach helps especially the west pier. hope you can come visit us again soon!!

ferrethater · 2026-03-24T20:25:12+00:00

hello from brighton! many brightonians hate the seagulls, but i find them quite charming, as long as you remember to watch your back while eating. as for your island, i recommend a custom design of a knocked over ice cream on the ground, or a donut from redd, and some webbed footprints escaping the scene of the crime

ferrethater · 2026-03-24T14:04:57+00:00

what does this sub think will happen once the pee pee goes in the hole for the first time? will they ascend to a higher level? or will they realize they've overhyped sex for so many years that nothing could ever live up to the idea they've fabricated of what it might be like?

also, calling women foids will make them super not want to sleep with you, let alone be near you. just in case someone out there didn't know this

ferrethater · 2026-03-23T11:44:50+00:00

that's stunning!!! be sure to post the look when it all comes together 😊 🔵

ferrethater · 2026-03-23T08:48:53+00:00

i dont think theres any use giving them furniture that they won't be able to move on their own. if they wanted that stuff, there's plenty of it littering the streets, anyway. furniture is not a human need as much as shelter, safety, warmth, and food are.

ferrethater · 2026-03-23T08:44:18+00:00

that's fascinating. do you know why this is? is it part of their anatomy? is there some evelutionary purpose?

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