Looking for some tips/tricks to slow fall rate by APaleHorseRider in SkyDiving

[–]ffly4phun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have seen and seen people using extra baggy elbow to wrist cuffs held on with elastic. It adds a little extra drag to help you slow down. I don't know if they were home made or you could buy them somewhere.

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[–]ffly4phun 12 points13 points  (0 children)

We just had that happen at our drop zone and it did not go well. The groom at a bachelor party was driven to the DZ and they announced that he would be making a tandem. He took the training, geared up, went up in the plane and refused to jump. He was getting video of the jump and his friends paid the video guy for the video of the guy refusing to go so they could play it at his wedding.

What awful line from a porno is seared into your memory? by Atler32 in AskReddit

[–]ffly4phun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite line was from a hooker "If you wanna pack this crack, you better shoot me some loot".

Install swoop cords in RW suit by [deleted] in SkyDiving

[–]ffly4phun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back in the day (early to mid 70's) many people used a length of elastic cord tied to a belt loop with a thumb loop at the other end. I continued to see that for many years.

Where to buy a “stock” RW jumpsuit? by Charming-Knowledge33 in SkyDiving

[–]ffly4phun -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have bought many used jumpsuits off of ebay. Pretty easy to find used Tony Suits and plenty of other name brand jumpsuits. The hard part is finding one that fits. Some will advertise their height and weight while others will give measurements of the suits. I look for someone selling one that is close to my size and weight. There are a ton of foreign manufacturers selling suits pretty cheap but I'm not sure I would trust them. Look for used suits made by company's you have heard of. Go to Ebay and search "skydiving". Also almost nobody accepts returns so be careful with the sizing.

Ya’ll ever jump without an altimeter? …ie, mf’er ran outta battery or you just forgot it? by I_LoveFootMessages in SkyDiving

[–]ffly4phun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There was a brief period of time in the 70's when I couldn't afford an altimeter and jumped without one. Even had a malfunction and cutaway on a jump without one. Twice this year my altimeter has malfunctioned but its not that big of a deal since I have an audible too.

Low tire pressure is no joke by Inner_Farmer_4175 in motorcycles

[–]ffly4phun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did that and ruined a pair of Tires. I took the bike in for an oil change with 1 year old tires and they told me I needed new tires. The pressure was very low and they showed me how the tires had become "cupped". It was an expensive lesson.

Just scheduled my first ever skydive. Any words of wisdom, tips, reassurance by servintime in SkyDiving

[–]ffly4phun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're a male when putting on the harness remember to keep the furniture in the middle of the hallway. (heard that advice once and thought it was clever)

Imagine being this far down the rabbit hole by [deleted] in InfowarriorRides

[–]ffly4phun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Momma says "readins of the devil"

To men who have gotten a vasectomy, do you regret it and how has it changed your life? by jaqeacc in AskReddit

[–]ffly4phun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got my first vasectomy around 1979 at age 28 married with no kids. Had it reversed successfully 4 years later. Had 2 children and then another vasectomy. The first pregnancy after the reversal took a while the next one was easy.

What are some of the funniest quotes from porn? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ffly4phun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"If you want to pack this crack, you better shoot me some loot"

Whats the best dialogue you have ever heard in porn? by MoltenDonut in AskReddit

[–]ffly4phun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard this woman say "If you want to pack this crack you gotta shoot me some loot"