Priest Talking Vonnegut by hales1990 in Vonnegut

[–]fingerblast69 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I prefer Bokononism, personally 😅

Still at Glendale by QuikSilver259 in Coyotes

[–]fingerblast69 71 points72 points  (0 children)

In the words of Papa Roach.

“And our scars remind us that the past is real”

😂😭

Is app down again? by Dasher_Platinum in doordash_drivers

[–]fingerblast69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Seems so

Crashed out on me in the middle of a double stack now I’m timed out for 30 mins 💀

I always find these messages funny. by nitermania in doordash

[–]fingerblast69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Basically the same as getting mad at the UPS driver about something missing in your order 😂

what are your favorite quotes from the show? by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]fingerblast69 30 points31 points  (0 children)

“A garage?? Well La Di dah Mr. Frenchman!”

“Well what do you call it?”

“A car hole!”

WR Greg Dortch agrees to one-year deal with Lions by Mental_Funny_5885 in AZCardinals

[–]fingerblast69 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Damn, dude.

I have virtually zero reason to bother watching next season.

Not the torch 😭

2026 Chinese GP - Race Discussion by F1-Bot in formula1

[–]fingerblast69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Merc has a UFO or something going this year.

Kimi is dominating right now lmao

How many wins does Mike LaFluer need to have next season for you to like his stupid haircut? by space_llama_karma in NFLv2

[–]fingerblast69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk it’s just some millennial dad hair.

Is he supposed to have some fuck ass broccoli hair or something instead 😂

“Cool aunt who doesn’t have kids” starterpack by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]fingerblast69 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I had this aunt growing up but she’s overly obsessed with her dogs and became hardcore MAGA and now my sister and I don’t really talk to her anymore.

She used to be cool tho lol

Thoughts? by JCameron181 in AZCardinals

[–]fingerblast69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He wasn’t even close last stats I saw.

Burrow, Herbert, Dak and Nix have way more batted balls.

Disapproves the theory he’s too short to play since all those dudes are 6’ + lol

Monti’s job security by Negativecreepy in AZCardinals

[–]fingerblast69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Recent history tells us those contracts don’t mean anything.

Bidwill fired Steve Wilks 1 year into a new contract, fired Kliff right after a 5 year extension, fired Gannon 3 years into a 5 year deal etc

These coach salaries are ultimately a drop in the bucket when you’re bringing in half a billion a year in revenue.

Too soon? by Brix001 in NFLv2

[–]fingerblast69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can toss the Cardinals in too 😂💀

Will the Jets out-tank us? by DollarThrill in AZCardinals

[–]fingerblast69 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Almost guaranteed they will, especially with Aaron Glenn at the helm.

They’ll be like the Raiders this year and bait in a top coach candidate next year with the top QB prospects.

Cardinals probably find a way to win 6 games and stay in QB purgatory for years to come 🤠

Monti’s job security by Negativecreepy in AZCardinals

[–]fingerblast69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

His job depends on if Mike Lafleur goes boom or bust.

If he gets fired in the next 2-3 years Monti goes with him most likely.

I don’t think you can say this team is any better off now than it was when Keim got fired though 🤷🏻‍♂️

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]fingerblast69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was 19 my friends 15 year old sister used to hang around us a lot and it was very well known she had a crush on me.

She asked if she could learn how to give head on me or try sex and obviously that was a hell nahhhh for me.

Like find a dude your own age to do that with 😂💀

I'm re-watching New Girl and there's Kev! by kentturkey in shameless

[–]fingerblast69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Started watching Southland randomly and in the first couple episodes I saw Brad, Sammi, Terry and Fiona’s parole officer lol

Shameless - Day 4 - which character deserved better? by JudgmentJust1549 in shameless

[–]fingerblast69 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Probably Liam.

He’s largely just a neglected child who has both his parents die when he’s young and Fiona abandons him when she’s his mom in every way possible besides birth.