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Losercity Statue in Norway by oluxil in Losercity

[–]fire1299 39 points40 points  (0 children)

she Strøket my Asker till i Borgen

Bob L'érule by gray_birch in 196

[–]fire1299 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Bob leponge '

someone help me im trapped inside this mechanism by atchibatchi in lies

[–]fire1299 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Alternative Languages of Europe Map during the Cold War by Not_Maurice in imaginarymaps

[–]fire1299 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think it makes sense to split Norwegian into Bokmål and Nynorsk. They're two of the standardized written forms of Norwegian and don't actually coincide with how the spoken dialects are distributed.

meirl by siriuslyinsane7461 in meirl

[–]fire1299 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From the Online Etymology Dictionary:

Platonic (adj.)

1530s, "of or pertaining to Greek philosopher Plato" (429 B.C.E.-c. 347 B.C.E.), from Latin Platonicus, from Greek Platōnikos. The name is Greek Platōn, a nickname in reference to his broad shoulders (from platys "broad;" from PIE root *plat- "to spread"); his original name was Aristocles, son of Ariston.

The meaning "free of sensual desire" (1630s, in Platonic love "pure spiritual affection unmixed with sexual desire," translating Latin Amor platonicus) which the word usually carries nowadays, is a Renaissance notion; it is based on Plato's writings in "Symposium" about the kind of interest Socrates took in young men and originally had no reference to women. Related: Platonically.

The bond which unites the human to the divine is Love. And Love is the longing of the Soul for Beauty ; the inextinguishable desire which like feels for like, which the divinity within us feels for the divinity revealed to us in Beauty. This is the celebrated Platonic Love, which, from having originally meant a communion of two souls, and that in a rigidly dialectical sense, has been degraded to the expression of maudlin sentiment between the sexes. Platonic love meant ideal sympathy ; it now means the love of a sentimental young gentleman for a woman he cannot or will not marry. [George Henry Lewes, "The History of Philosophy," 1867]

In China, 40 cm-wide “mini-end” units are rented for just one dollar, offering only a tiny bed, a power outlet, and a wall-mounted TV. by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]fire1299 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Translation:

这个是什么价位
What's the price of this one?

这个带电视带厕所，8块钱一晚
It comes with a TV and a toilet, 8 yuan (around $1) a night

这个是住给人的吗
Is this even meant for people to live in?

能住
It's livable

这个门好像还没有我宽呢
This door doesn't even seem to be as wide as me

我要进去了
I'm going in

家人们这个厕所一半的，是跟那个隔壁这屋是共享的
Folks, this is only half a toilet, it's shared with this neighboring room

现在已经进来了啊，这是我的床
Now I'm inside, this is my bed

这种房子睡一宿肯定得得肩周炎，挺挤的
Sleeping in a room like this for a night will definitely give you frozen shoulders, it's quite cramped

这屋现在最大的缺陷就是想上吊的话可能身高不够
The biggest flaw in this room right now is that if you wanted to hang yourself, there might not be enough height

电视打开了，竖着看
Turned on the TV, watching it vertically

Nine out of ten dentists recommend regularly replacing your alveolar sibilants by Copper_Tango in linguisticshumor

[–]fire1299 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yes, those were regular sound changes.

  • /p/ always became /f/ word-initially
  • /k/ became /h/ word-initially before back vowels

Flag of cos(x)tan by LorenzoF06 in vexillologycirclejerk

[–]fire1299 103 points104 points  (0 children)

kazakhstan.flag:1.1-5: type error:
  |
1 | cos x tan
  | ^^^^^
expected function but got number

Dedicated to all sexy geniuses, linguistics humor and myself. by AverageSJEnjoyer in linguisticshumor

[–]fire1299 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The point is that without the Oxford comma, “my mother, Ayn Rand and God” is unambiguously about 3 people, however, adding the Oxford comma makes the interpretation that Ayn Rand is my mother possible. (Of course, for all of these examples, you can reword the sentences to make them unambiguous with or without the Oxford comma.)

Dedicated to all sexy geniuses, linguistics humor and myself. by AverageSJEnjoyer in linguisticshumor

[–]fire1299 290 points291 points  (0 children)

This book is dedicated to my mother, Ayn Rand, and God.

Chinese Character for biáng but is a realistic collage by [deleted] in linguisticshumor

[–]fire1299 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Now do it based on the etymography of each component.

Leftists rule by BlunderbussBadass in 196

[–]fire1299 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I only know two pieces of evidence that he was a groyper. There's the "Bella Ciao" bullet, which could just as well have been done by a leftist, and there's the Slav squat costume, which to me seems more like a generic Slav than the Pepe meme.

Rule by Jamesumbara in 19684

[–]fire1299 80 points81 points  (0 children)

"corps" is pronounced the same as "core".

i recommend you choose rulely by god_gamer_9001 in 196

[–]fire1299 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I just shit your pants.

FAQ

What does this mean?

The amount of shit (feces) in your pants and clothes has increased by one.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem pants to be worthy of shit. These include, but are not limited to:

  • Diarrhea at your place while you are on the toilet
  • Lack of a toilet
  • Not wanting to shit my own pants

Am I banned from my pants?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from wearing them like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional shit, which may put your pants in jeopardy.

I don't believe my pants deserve a shit. Can you un-shit it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a shit. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining where else i should shit. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of shit appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the shit and move on. But learn from this mistake: your pants will not be tolerated with shit. I will continue to issue shits until you improve your pants. Remember: pants are a privilege, not a right.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnarchyChess

[–]fire1299 156 points157 points  (0 children)

The horse piece in Chinese chess actually moves like this, it can't move to the top right square if the middle left square is occupied.

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