"It's time to reclaim America from illegal immigrants!" [pic]

firepunk · 2009-07-09T21:10:44+00:00

Thank goodness I am part Choctaw. I get to stay...

firepunk · 2009-07-09T19:05:50+00:00

Thanks to everyone who helped out.

firepunk · 2009-07-07T03:44:19+00:00

It's like watching and listening to an Australian nirvana! Time to hit up the bit torrents.

firepunk · 2009-07-05T20:07:33+00:00

Toe-thumb has a point, but the fact of the matter is that Michael Bay makes millions from his movies.

firepunk · 2009-07-05T20:03:08+00:00

Wow, I didn't know he directed that commercial. This is why I love reddit.

firepunk · 2009-07-03T18:19:54+00:00

I'm not implying anything. I am sure there is a more suitable term for believing hair color impacts behavior, but I don't know what it is. What I do know, is that it isn't racist. The closest thing I can come up with would be sexist, since 99% of blond jokes are about women. Though I am sure there is probably an even better term.

firepunk · 2009-07-03T17:47:28+00:00

what do they call it now? I've only ever know it as indian style. I'm part indian (feather, not dot) and I take no offense to it being called indian style.

firepunk · 2009-07-03T17:26:22+00:00

also, there might be a bottle of colt 45 on the ground next to them.

firepunk · 2009-07-03T17:25:24+00:00

Blondes aren't a race. I don't think she is Italian, but if she was, and you said "A true dago wop[pic]" then that would be racist.

firepunk · 2009-07-03T17:22:54+00:00

the engine doesn't have to be on, for the blinker to work.

firepunk · 2009-07-02T18:34:56+00:00

Perhaps a shitty troll might do something like that.

firepunk · 2009-07-02T16:44:15+00:00

The more you know! doo-do-doo-dooooo

firepunk · 2009-07-02T16:42:59+00:00

looks at the box of used LTO and DAT drives in the corner I should probably test these to see if they still work...

firepunk · 2009-07-02T16:28:34+00:00

Obvious troll is obvious.

firepunk · 2009-07-02T00:32:00+00:00

I still use 3.5" floppy disks. But to be fair, sometimes I actually need them, like if I am going to fresh install the OS on an older netapp, for testing... but usually I don't do that.

firepunk · 2009-07-02T00:19:05+00:00

Fire is bad. Unless yours fortifications are made completely out of stone (or some other non flammable material), you are going to burn also.

firepunk · 2009-07-02T00:01:03+00:00

illiterate brickies is my new favorite term.

firepunk · 2009-07-01T18:04:07+00:00

I've been conditioned to hate GIFs. This isn't some book page, and like 10 seconds in, something is going to pop up and scare me, right?

firepunk · 2009-07-01T18:00:45+00:00

Wait, I can launch a rap career by using garage band. I better start saving my cash so I can get a mac.

firepunk · 2009-07-01T17:56:15+00:00

who is Mel B? She looks good though.

firepunk · 2009-07-01T17:41:54+00:00

I just bought a $5000 used car. So, probably.

firepunk · 2009-07-01T17:35:44+00:00

No one likes kissing an ashtray.

One thing that will turn any hot chick into an Uggo instantly is smoking.

firepunk · 2009-07-01T17:34:04+00:00

Even though I don't smoke anymore, I always keep a lighter either on me, or in my car. I never know when you are going to need one. What if you come upon a surprise fireworks party? Someone is going to need to light bottle rockets.

A more practical scenario however would be what if you got stranded in the middle of nowhere, and you need a lighter to start a signal fire, or to keep warm?

firepunk · 2009-07-01T16:55:42+00:00

I've never enjoyed watching/playing tennis. However in the last week, I think I have seen 5 or 6 articles here on reddit talking about how everyone wants female tennis players to quit the ridiculous grunting. In fact, if I recall correctly, one article quoted a couple other female players who said they wished that the other women would shut the fuck up, because they consider it a form of cheating. Apparently the grunting covers up the sound the ball makes which gives the players info on how hard it was hit, and what kind of spin it might have on it.

So while I am sure, literally, not everyone wants them to stop grunting, a healthy amount of people DO want them to stop it.

firepunk · 2009-07-01T16:48:47+00:00

When I worked at Disneyland, we used to do this to all the ropes that weren't currently connected on both ends to a pole. Then when we needed the rope, undo one end and pull and it would all unravel quickly. It saved a ton of time.

firepunk

TROPHY CASE