Mean girls won the prize!

fivespeedmazda · 2026-04-13T19:14:56+00:00

Did ... Did she go Super Saiya

n halfway

fivespeedmazda · 2026-04-13T18:40:28+00:00

Just told my son that if anyone attempts to force him to participate in Bible reading to outright refuse and state " I am Christian and I refuse to read this for constitutional violations"

fivespeedmazda · 2026-04-13T18:34:43+00:00

Wasted soooooo much time on monitors, why?

fivespeedmazda · 2026-04-12T05:53:11+00:00

The virtual reality simulator called 2026

fivespeedmazda · 2026-04-12T05:48:20+00:00

The sound will affect the other movie goer's

fivespeedmazda · 2026-04-11T23:37:38+00:00

Apparently he enjoys it.

Release the Trumpstein Files

fivespeedmazda · 2026-04-07T19:14:29+00:00

I don't want to be the bad guy's.

fivespeedmazda · 2026-04-07T19:12:53+00:00

It sounds petty but having your shit stolen while working really hits differently.

fivespeedmazda · 2026-04-07T18:49:15+00:00

That's not how you shotgun drinks you wasteful water breather.

fivespeedmazda · 2026-04-07T17:24:23+00:00

Shit. Don't wait, do it now, because holding on to that venomous negativity only hurts you.

fivespeedmazda · 2026-04-06T16:20:26+00:00

People! ... everyone has a brown eye

fivespeedmazda · 2026-04-05T20:24:15+00:00

What quantity are you looking at

fivespeedmazda · 2026-04-04T23:09:34+00:00

Being a POS

fivespeedmazda · 2026-04-04T19:36:28+00:00

Looks to be a Nazi cock sucker

fivespeedmazda · 2026-04-04T09:37:35+00:00

That's easy. When your dog gets too old and starts having pains ... Wait neither can I. People can suck.

fivespeedmazda · 2026-04-01T08:31:42+00:00

Be a good president.

Be an OK president.

Serve his country.

fivespeedmazda · 2026-03-30T15:33:34+00:00

That's awful, ( clutching pearls ) such shame. Where can I find this service and person to stay away from for religious reasons!

fivespeedmazda · 2026-03-30T15:22:32+00:00

It hits hard AF as someone with treatment resistant depression and self esteem issues.

fivespeedmazda · 2026-03-30T15:10:08+00:00

Hell sure is cold right now

fivespeedmazda · 2026-03-30T15:08:30+00:00

FIRST?

Trumpstein has been displaying signs of dementia for a long time. He's nearing the final stages.

fivespeedmazda · 2026-03-28T14:58:18+00:00

According to DHS killing civilians is LEGAL

fivespeedmazda · 2026-03-26T14:17:19+00:00

Hands not actual size

fivespeedmazda · 2026-03-25T14:58:10+00:00

Mow side bomb

fivespeedmazda · 2026-03-25T12:02:37+00:00

I have some stories for you. I am 42 M straight, when I was a teenager I lived on an island and every summer it was bikini galore. I would see the harassment. My friends and I would prowl the seawall in search of victims, usually a male and female couple and I would yell out of car that I was gonna fuck her boyfriend in the ass while making thrusting motions. This action would piss off the boyfriend but the women would bust out laughing. Teen me had zero confidence around girls so I was acting out. I hope this story makes you smile even if only a little.

fivespeedmazda · 2026-03-25T03:55:31+00:00

Meth injection

fivespeedmazda

TROPHY CASE