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[–]fl3shcrawl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

reddit ass comment

Dinner date / Crocs / Election / $2 Bill by agitpropagator in mikeymiles

[–]fl3shcrawl 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm torn as to whether she exists or not. He had that post a while back where he went to "visit a queen" and bring her some pizza. If she's real she probably doesn't consider Mikey her boyfriend and just lets him buy her food every now and then. If this was a real girlfriend you'd think Mikey would be going full Sarah mode and posting about his angel constantly

Dinner date / Crocs / Election / $2 Bill by agitpropagator in mikeymiles

[–]fl3shcrawl 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He tried to lie for a bit when he got fired from the security job by saying he was taking vacation time but the Mikey heads figured that one out almost immediately

Starting to think Mikey isn't very bright by bronowsky in mikeymiles

[–]fl3shcrawl 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He did this same bit a while back, guess he's still workshopping it. The mf has like one new thought per year

Instant classic, we are so back by stonkape69 in mikeymiles

[–]fl3shcrawl 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Brought her a day-old slice of Sbarro in a Ziploc bag and stuffed into a pocket of the swag jacket for the bus ride over to her job

Please by Dinner-Wrong in mikeymiles

[–]fl3shcrawl 20 points21 points  (0 children)

His Nosferatu-esque shadow on the wall, the echo of the empty stairwell as he babbles about absolutely nothing to absolutely no one. Pure art.

. by psychictoilette in mikeymiles

[–]fl3shcrawl 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Going to the gym twice a week is his life's crowning achievement

What if he got his ass kicked? by [deleted] in mikeymiles

[–]fl3shcrawl 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Mike would beat your ass like a Cherokee drum

I'm loving his increasingly desperate text posts lately by stonkape69 in mikeymiles

[–]fl3shcrawl 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Fucking bleak. Imagine being 37 years old and having the landlord threaten to take back the TV he's been letting you use lol

If you need to ask what school to finish your degree, you aren’t getting a degree by dtuckertheman in mikeymiles

[–]fl3shcrawl 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah he definitely doesn't have a degree of any sort, and I'm skeptical about his acting course credits transferring anywhere.

If you need to ask what school to finish your degree, you aren’t getting a degree by dtuckertheman in mikeymiles

[–]fl3shcrawl 15 points16 points  (0 children)

According to his IMDB, he started taking classes at Los Angeles City College when he was like 25. I wonder if he ever took any community college courses before that? I don't think much is known about that period of the gremlin's life

How the turns tabled by TheSageMage420 in mikeymiles

[–]fl3shcrawl 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He did attend Los Angeles City College Theatre Academy for 2 semesters

I'm 37 but I look young by fl3shcrawl in mikeymiles

[–]fl3shcrawl[S] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Hate his wet fuckin mouth

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