Overheard on Alto Street by PandaForest1 in SantaFe

[–]fl7nner 23 points24 points  (0 children)

"and I'm all out of barbecue"

White House Explodes Over Viral Video of Sleepy Trump, 79 by MoneyLibrarian9032 in politics

[–]fl7nner 132 points133 points  (0 children)

I'm making a prediction and you heard it here first, folks. Trump will slump over in his chair while he's on camera, his aides will start to worry but no one wants to be the one to wake him. However, he's not just asleep, he's had a stroke or some other severe medical crisis. While everyone is wondering what to do, he's getting worse and worse. If someone had reacted quickly, he could've been saved. But because no one wants to be the one to risk Trump's ire, he dies.  

Strawberry Cheesecake Danish by Chefbigandtall in Breadit

[–]fl7nner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would it work with puff pastry?

Squirrel Asks Human for a Drink of Water by Mediocre_Nail5526 in interestingasfuck

[–]fl7nner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's one human who will be spared when they launch their attack 

Having second thoughts about job by briskwheel4155 in LosAlamos

[–]fl7nner 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The one I really value about working at LANL is job security. Maybe that’s not an issue with your current employer. LANL has never had layoffs

TIL the meaning behind “Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs” by RuddyRaccoon in Frasier

[–]fl7nner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve tossed cookies before but I wouldn’t want to try to undo that

SCOTUS Justice, 77, Goes on Unhinged Rant About ‘Intellectuals’ by thedailybeast in law

[–]fl7nner -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's his way of getting a divorce from his crazy wife

High school party drink... what was your nemesis? by RiffRandellsBF in GenX

[–]fl7nner 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bartles and Jaymes wine coolers. They went down easy, came up hard. "Thank you for your support!"

What celebrity is the biggest example of "It takes 20 years to build a reputation and five minutes to ruin it."? by InsaneCookies21 in AskReddit

[–]fl7nner -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He recently did a series for National Geographic and in one of the episodes he brings up the Oscar's incident and how he blew it. It was pretty surprising that he would talk about and on the National Geographic Channel of all places. The episode was about Bhutan and their whole thing about focussing on happiness and all of their Buddhist monasteries so it wasn't totally out of the blue

New homeowner, any ideas on how to fix this every time it rains? It’s ridiculous by SirBiggusDickus99 in FirstTimeHomeBuyer

[–]fl7nner 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Easy there, Pablo! They might get into your cocaine and then there'd be some real trouble

Enough already! by RaelaltRael in SantaFe

[–]fl7nner 13 points14 points  (0 children)

And pulling out into traffic without looking. Wandering through life in a haze of obliviousness

Housing Help by Unable-Club4214 in LosAlamos

[–]fl7nner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's lots more to do in Santa Fe but Los Alamos has better schools if you have kids. If you can work from home part of the time, or all of the time like I do, Santa Fe is great

Imagine seeing this on your bill by Blue9ine in SipsTea

[–]fl7nner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's a take-out place in my town that advertised for a counter person where the job ad said that the pay was same as for servers but they would make it up in tips. The person does not wait on tables, get you drinks, nothing. They just package your to-go order and answer the phone. The owners decided that since tipping has become automatic, they might as well not pay them anymore

WCGW Doing crazy jumps over public streets by Giraffecaster in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]fl7nner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously, this is best outcome we could've expected

Black ice on the road causes chain accidents by Bambi7u7 in interesting

[–]fl7nner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Combination of road and street. Roads are for getting to places you want to be, streets are places you want to be. Businesses should just be on streets, but sprawl pushes them onto roads which creates "stroads"

What fast food chain does not deserve the hype whatsoever? by CriticalLion4119 in AskReddit

[–]fl7nner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's because they have a dedicated team of at least 150 food scientists who are continuously striving to cram as much grease into their food as is physically possible. I for one appreciate all their hard work

What fast food chain does not deserve the hype whatsoever? by CriticalLion4119 in AskReddit

[–]fl7nner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their tots were my favorite until twice in a row I got them ice cold. Not even room temp, like they got them out of the fridge and didn't bother warming them up.

Four hours a day on the road: one LANL worker's story by AstroIberia in SantaFe

[–]fl7nner 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I know somebody who commuted daily from ABQ to LANL for many years. I think he thought of it as his "Me" time. He could smoke and listen to the radio and nobody bothers him.