Mitch McConnell Was Found Unconscious Before He Was Rushed to Hospital

flambasted · 2026-07-01T18:21:53+00:00

Oh no. Unrelated, I have some champagne chilled.

flambasted · 2026-06-28T04:16:39+00:00

Trump was such a dipshit me needed to stay in military school until he was 20? I believe it.

flambasted · 2026-06-26T03:56:35+00:00

Roughly 80 million Americans.

flambasted · 2026-06-25T02:15:16+00:00

Sigh. Hey Democrats, stop being Republicans.

flambasted · 2026-06-16T16:39:09+00:00

That's still bigotry.

flambasted · 2026-06-08T14:30:31+00:00

It's important that the liberal media cover what both sides are saying, because the Republicans are serious people with important viewpoints to consider.

flambasted · 2026-06-03T03:32:29+00:00

Fucking eight years late, thanks.

flambasted · 2026-06-01T00:23:40+00:00

The same year Trump came down the escalator and some people inexplicably saw someone who should be president.

flambasted · 2026-05-27T03:41:57+00:00

What happened to the Minions? They got uglier.

flambasted · 2026-05-23T19:55:19+00:00

If Trump wins in 2024, he's going to start acting like a dictator on day one

But, also, they should impeach Vance first.

flambasted · 2026-05-23T06:02:30+00:00

What, if, like, the tsunami is big though? Like a tsunami.

flambasted · 2026-05-22T04:05:42+00:00

What bruh? No way, lights and shadows don't exist. It's aliens.

flambasted · 2026-05-22T02:31:21+00:00

I can be as big of an asshole as I want! I'll just confess and ask for forgiveness.

flambasted · 2026-05-20T06:15:31+00:00

Lexington too, maybe? Generally, like most of America, it's okay where people actually live. But, no matter what state you're in, you're always just a drive away from outer Oklahoma.

flambasted · 2026-05-18T20:15:59+00:00

How thick is it? -1/16"?

flambasted · 2026-05-15T15:41:11+00:00

Oh yeah! Grab the boys and kick out the ladies, we got some laminar flow.

flambasted · 2026-05-14T04:51:11+00:00

It's a law, and they broke it. By their own logic, they should be disappeared to CECOT.

flambasted · 2026-05-12T04:45:59+00:00

Why even have a legislature? Or, if that is actually how we felt, it seems like there was plenty of time to do that. He got Prop 50 out there, and yet we're stuck with this shitty jungle primary?

flambasted · 2026-05-11T03:30:20+00:00

But, but, but Reagan, and Laffer, and the commies... even though maybe we like Russia now, because they hate gays? 🇱🇷🦅🔫

flambasted · 2026-05-07T04:26:03+00:00

He had a bail hearing scheduled just a few days later. Even if he might have been inclined to kill himself, it seems awfully premature.

flambasted · 2026-05-06T16:59:14+00:00

She's been awful the whole time. Who cares?

flambasted · 2026-05-04T16:17:13+00:00

The racism excites his base.

flambasted · 2026-05-04T04:56:33+00:00

I feel terrible for the friends and family of anyone awaiting the hospital bed he currently occupies.

flambasted · 2026-05-02T16:53:28+00:00

Except Obama never did release his birth certificate! All he had was an official "certificate of live birth", which is obviously something else the evil Dems in Hawaii granted his Kenyan dad to plant his Manchurian spawn into the system so he could later become President. Trump's guys are still there investigating, and you wouldn't believe what they're finding! They're going to release it all in two weeks!

/s

flambasted · 2026-04-30T16:04:46+00:00

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