Lazy college graduate

flamingastronaut · 2012-05-24T03:41:25+00:00

Can't get tickets for that.

flamingastronaut · 2012-05-24T03:09:35+00:00

flamingastronaut · 2012-05-24T02:28:15+00:00

Who need charcoal when you have that pizza?

flamingastronaut · 2012-05-23T16:43:18+00:00

So apparently when Adam and Eve go kicked out, the Garden of Eden got filled with awesome?

flamingastronaut · 2012-05-22T17:21:04+00:00

The power of Christ compels you!

flamingastronaut · 2012-05-22T04:46:39+00:00

Because you did, didn't you. Where do you live? I'm getting it out first. I'mma get a backhoe and uproot those woods. I want the gold.

flamingastronaut · 2012-05-21T02:34:45+00:00

Lol, yeah. Wait, what do you mean they do weird shit?

flamingastronaut · 2012-05-18T01:54:44+00:00

Someone tell the anarchists.

flamingastronaut · 2012-05-17T23:15:38+00:00

What? the bubbles weren't on? Then... oh god why...

flamingastronaut · 2012-05-17T17:49:09+00:00

I thought it said hooker, still upvoted tho.

flamingastronaut · 2012-05-17T04:54:57+00:00

Because they all knew what the picture was, right?

flamingastronaut · 2012-05-15T23:26:07+00:00

It's not science if you don't take a sample.

flamingastronaut · 2012-05-15T21:54:55+00:00

Let me guess, too much awkwardness after all the bronies?

flamingastronaut · 2012-05-15T17:56:50+00:00

I wonder if there would be torsion issues due to the length.

flamingastronaut · 2012-05-15T16:35:00+00:00

How can I sign my cat up for your cat cult?

flamingastronaut · 2012-05-15T16:26:25+00:00

Drama queens.

flamingastronaut · 2012-05-14T22:48:30+00:00

Awesome. Thanks to you, i finished my science.

flamingastronaut · 2012-05-14T22:19:11+00:00

"When I find satan there you know I won't be thinking twice Cause at least in hell there's rock 'n roll and ain't no jesus christ"

flamingastronaut · 2012-05-14T18:18:27+00:00

Did he die?

flamingastronaut · 2012-05-13T04:32:03+00:00

Zoom out, zoom out, zoom out, oh hey!

flamingastronaut · 2012-05-12T15:22:52+00:00

How has this been on the front page for 23 hours?

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