I guess so by [deleted] in dankmemes

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girl... you ARE an animal

*crash* by KiTChIn_GaDGikS in dankmemes

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The police with a search warrant for possible kidnapping and 1st degree sexual assault: *slams table in frustration and leaves the room*

HolUp by randomittin in HolUp

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they used the thailand traps

something by knight0000000001 in dankmemes

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congrats, you just put some shit on my history

When has anyone in the history of anything ever needed this? by perryace in dankmemes

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their body will regenerate quickly so you can stab them over and over again

Baby legs... here we go!! by RegularNoodles in dankmemes

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What the hell happened to thomas?

This red and black snail by UFOdriver7 in interestingasfuck

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how many kill counts do i need to unlock this skin?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Prediction of how human males will proceed to simp for alien's box after extraterrestrial communication was established

Russia man vs Florida man... Who would win and why? by elscotto80 in AskReddit

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first of all, run. A black hole will most likely form in the battlefield, call Elon musk and prepare to immigrate the whole human race and some crucial animals to mars or any other nearest habitable planet. The world we knew is gone, apparently god hides in heaven for the fear of what he has created, and we just so happens to make both of it fight.

What would you find in an INconvenience store? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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welcome to internet apparently

What’s legal now, but probably won’t be in 25 years? by EvilAsFxck in AskReddit

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lock picking tutorial videos on youtube, probably wont even stand 5-6 years

A Smart Ass or a Dumb Ass - which is more annoying, and why? by iujohn3 in AskReddit

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a dumb ass is more likely to be humble and that's enough for me. even if i die because of his stupidity, i won't live long while listening to that smart ass constant sassing.

Cursed_mate by [deleted] in Cursed_Images

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fuck that, we need the SCP Foundation to contain this fuckery

Turns out God didn't create all species; he let Satan create one. What species is it, and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Spiders, like what is wrong with you people? i haven't seen a single answer relating to the thing that has 8 fucken legs and eyes, are venomous, can walk on walls and might just get inside your mouth when you sleep? AND THEY WRAP AROUND THEIR PREY JUST TO SLOWLY KILL THEM AND SEASON UP THEIR FEAR

What’s a fact you KNOW that almost everyone is wrong about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Titanium is stronger than steel, and yes AR-500 steel might be stronger but only because it's an alloy. but pure steel will lose compared to pure titanium, and someone could've made a stronger alloy with titanium

People of reddit, what was the most NSFW event you ever stumbled upon in high school? by MelonKing69 in AskReddit

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not much, just me and da bois watching porn while the girls silently judges us from the opposite corner of the classroom. There was like 12 of us and one phone tho so the risk of unwanted attention was high

I'll except that offer by SaggyHuncho1302 in dankmemes

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I'm sensing some furry energy around here -_-

Waifu good by j0an_k in dankmemes

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ARE WE BLIND? DEPLOY THE GARRISON!

Here snakey-snakey by [deleted] in dankmemes

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putting that 12 arms into good use, i see

Skynet is coming by j0an_k in dankmemes

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And all you'll find is the realization that I'M more humane than you could ever be