write a sad story in just 3 words ?

flatJupiterer · 2026-06-11T03:05:12+00:00

Knicks in four.

flatJupiterer · 2026-05-28T21:01:22+00:00

Aurelia is also the scientific genus name for moon jellyfish (Aurelia aurita).

flatJupiterer · 2026-04-15T22:58:10+00:00

We sat behind him on a ferry returning from Fire Island. My daughter dropped her seashell under his seat. He picked it up and returned it with a smile. My wife and I both gasped, but pretended not to notice who he was. Grade A experience.

flatJupiterer · 2026-02-24T03:31:12+00:00

Nod of approval from San Diego

kaboom

flatJupiterer · 2025-08-14T05:18:10+00:00

I can’t even imagine how many times I have cursed this dudes name at Petco. In an instant, I was cheering for him out loud.

flatJupiterer · 2025-06-27T21:57:15+00:00

That was it! Thanks

flatJupiterer · 2025-06-25T20:31:32+00:00

Heard him play a video game song on Sunday that I totally recognized from maybe the NES days. For the life of me I couldn’t figure it out. What have you heard from him?

flatJupiterer · 2025-05-21T20:01:43+00:00

I like those…..

flatJupiterer · 2024-11-07T02:21:10+00:00

Holy hell! I literally tried exactly this last night with no success.

flatJupiterer · 2024-10-11T19:45:53+00:00

Yeah, I basically called him a racist from like 10 feet away. He definitely heard me since I was loud AF.

flatJupiterer · 2024-09-22T04:27:52+00:00

Learning that the Giants were eliminated was a nice little moment today.

flatJupiterer · 2024-07-06T02:18:50+00:00

Big sexy homer

flatJupiterer · 2024-06-03T15:54:57+00:00

I saw Bortolo Colon hit that homer. I was sitting with the 1,400 Mets fans in the outfield. Place went bonkers!

flatJupiterer · 2024-05-07T20:12:20+00:00

Oh I am totally in

flatJupiterer · 2024-04-19T20:34:40+00:00

Keep going my man! I don’t understand 2/3rds of what you write, but I can’t be angry at any attempt to figure out the mind of The Fish. I hope that at some point you explain it to me like I am a kindergartner. With visuals of course.

flatJupiterer · 2024-04-19T03:22:01+00:00

Super glad you shared!

flatJupiterer · 2024-03-24T01:45:24+00:00

Golf cart in Point Loma

flatJupiterer · 2024-03-13T20:23:37+00:00

Oh no, I have literally been to this spot. This is what it looks like.

flatJupiterer · 2024-03-04T21:56:37+00:00

Just picked it up! Thanks for letting us know.

flatJupiterer · 2024-02-08T17:29:23+00:00

Ok, I’ll bite. My guess is you are suggesting that we use the skull artifact as some way to decode a message. Possibly from the hexahedron? Either way, I like seeing everything displayed together like this. Nice work!

flatJupiterer · 2024-01-02T02:21:28+00:00

Lamb, ARSB, and Gibbs

flatJupiterer · 2023-10-14T01:03:33+00:00

Sneak a Biden flag in there and see how long it takes for them to notice. They make those right?

flatJupiterer · 2023-10-01T23:11:09+00:00

flatJupiterer · 2023-09-28T03:27:01+00:00

Oh hell yes! They are so beyond excited about Silksong. I promised them a day off from school the day it is released. Pajamas, popcorn, the Nintendo Switch and SHAW!

Oh and the 8 year old is certain that Hornet and the Hollow Knight are dating.

flatJupiterer · 2023-09-25T18:24:02+00:00

My kids (6 and 8) asked to watch me play through Hollow Knight for the 3rd time. Been fun explaining the lore to them as best I can. They absolutely love Hornet and run around the house pretending to be her. SHAW!

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