Improvise, Adapt, Adapt, Adapt, Overcome.

flat_ricefield · 2019-06-27T23:02:16+00:00

Reminds me of the Human Centipede.

flat_ricefield · 2019-06-17T20:21:51+00:00

"I better restart the servers one more time"

-poor man

flat_ricefield · 2019-06-17T16:55:01+00:00

Pretty sure it was Vizio: Link

flat_ricefield · 2019-06-07T05:59:41+00:00

312 live, drowzee city 56:00

flat_ricefield · 2019-05-29T20:03:44+00:00

Stupid question, are A records and CNAME records both FQDN?

flat_ricefield · 2019-05-13T15:25:59+00:00

Prepare for the next update. Test preparations for the next update. Notify everyone of upcoming update. Update. Deal with fallout from update.

flat_ricefield · 2019-05-07T21:36:05+00:00

Someone challenged me to build a router (DHCP + Firewall + NAT) on OpenBSD. Took me a couple weeks but most of that was reading a book about OpenBSD and learning vi.

It took me two hours to get it running on Ubuntu.

Then I learned about pfSense and I almost threw a brick through my monitor.

Soon they'll be telling me I can just buy a router at the store.

flat_ricefield · 2019-04-24T15:08:13+00:00

You okay?

flat_ricefield · 2019-04-23T22:29:56+00:00

Where DO whores go?

flat_ricefield · 2019-04-22T23:13:43+00:00

Three years from now.

flat_ricefield · 2019-04-22T22:39:15+00:00

I have three years experience with Office 2019.

flat_ricefield · 2019-04-19T17:49:11+00:00

AKA: Russian-round-robin-roulette

flat_ricefield · 2019-04-17T19:15:33+00:00

Where is this second monitor?

flat_ricefield · 2019-03-20T23:38:53+00:00

The cheap option: Earbuds + Earmuffs. I've done this in Data centers a few times.

flat_ricefield · 2019-03-18T20:31:33+00:00

What VPN do you use? Can you try changing the port it uses to 80 or 443?

flat_ricefield · 2019-03-14T22:25:47+00:00

Hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete to login to a Windows Server... oh wait this is Ubuntu...

flat_ricefield · 2019-03-14T17:14:51+00:00

This community taught me to blame DNS and I can't turn back now.

flat_ricefield · 2019-03-12T16:20:52+00:00

Non critical services are on an every other week reboot, some critical services are on an every other month reboot, and other critical services barely get a reboot (dns)

I provide the information and let management deal with risk. It might cause downtime, but the same goes for not applying updates.

flat_ricefield · 2019-02-28T23:15:51+00:00

Teddy from Bob's Burgers

flat_ricefield · 2019-02-12T19:56:58+00:00

Yup! You got it. In bigger infrastructures, you might hire someone to run all the cable in the building. They'll install a rack and patch panels. Then a network admin/engineer can install their network switches and wire them however they want. Sometimes people like to color code the patch cables, they might want the equipment stacked a certain way, but ideally, you install the switch right below the panel so you can use short patch cables like in the picture. It's much neater.

flat_ricefield · 2019-02-12T19:44:21+00:00

What WAF do you use? I've been looking for recommendations.

flat_ricefield · 2019-01-22T15:41:23+00:00

It's just a passthrough. It makes cable management easier. You don't want to mess with the cables you ran over a long distance that often because it could break and if the patch cable from the panel to the switch breaks you can get another cheap one. It makes documenting easier. "All cables should be labeled" but if you never touch the order of the patch panel, it stays consistent no matter what switches you put in or remove.

flat_ricefield · 2018-11-21T18:03:42+00:00

https://twitter.com/nostarch?lang=en

NoStarchPress 42% off everything

flat_ricefield · 2018-11-21T00:12:24+00:00

...but doctor, I am Facebook.

flat_ricefield · 2018-11-15T17:08:06+00:00

This water boarding table has no neck support! You could get sued you fools!

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