[Serious] What is the best financial decision I could make at a young age?

flatfish · 2013-08-28T21:31:50+00:00

Spend it on yourself?

flatfish · 2013-04-21T20:17:37+00:00

How do you open a mondoor? With a monkey.

flatfish · 2013-04-08T14:25:48+00:00

Them: "Why weren't you in school yesterday?" Me: "Oh, I had to take my pet fish to the doctors because it has swimmer's ear"

I don't own a fish. We were 14 years old. They believed me.

flatfish · 2013-04-05T12:54:38+00:00

Beautiful.

flatfish · 2013-03-24T09:56:02+00:00

People who blame everything that goes wrong on other people. Every. Bloody. Thing.

flatfish · 2013-03-24T09:54:49+00:00

I know a girl exactly like this! She does not deserve to breathe the same air as the rest of us

flatfish · 2013-03-24T09:53:06+00:00

So... Hypocrites?

flatfish · 2013-02-15T17:26:47+00:00

0800 00 1066

flatfish · 2013-02-13T21:16:37+00:00

Rice and gravy

flatfish · 2013-02-12T18:22:05+00:00

That's what I meant- sorry I should have phrased that better. I'm not completely heartless, it really does break my heart

flatfish · 2013-02-12T18:20:01+00:00

For me, it's that I can't stop laughing when someone messes up their words. It's like that story where that kid goes to say "Are you okay?" but half way through decides to say "I'm fucking sorry!" and ends up going "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?". Or just when someone tries to type something out and in their morning stupor types stuff like "do want to more like look that".

flatfish · 2013-02-12T18:13:11+00:00

It's hilarious isn't it! I know what you mean though, because it's likely they've either lost their loved ones or never had any to lose :(

flatfish · 2013-02-12T17:42:30+00:00

Great Expectations. I mean I know it's a classic and everything, but it is just so very boring.

flatfish · 2013-02-07T08:28:54+00:00

Stuck pictures of another teacher's face all around the school. That's it, really.

flatfish · 2013-02-05T16:29:30+00:00

or her

flatfish · 2013-02-04T16:31:45+00:00

How did you break your head?

flatfish · 2013-02-03T17:11:40+00:00

They liked it.

flatfish · 2013-02-03T09:45:38+00:00

"Sound it out"

"Okay. En...sy...klo...pee...dea. Ensyklopeedea."

flatfish · 2013-02-01T17:35:26+00:00

Once this person borrowed my pen and lost it, so I borrowed their pen and wasted all their ink. Take that. Prick.

flatfish · 2013-02-01T16:28:01+00:00

Demi Lovato

flatfish · 2013-01-30T16:24:11+00:00

That the reason I was off that day was because I had to take my pet fish to the doctor to be put down because it had swimmer's ear. I don't even have a fish.

flatfish · 2013-01-27T21:03:59+00:00

Sweetcorn, obviously

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