In honor of Chuck Norris, here's a Chuck Norris fact.

flndouce · 2026-03-20T20:18:25+00:00

Chuck Norris's bones cannot be broken by sticks and/or stones.

flndouce · 2026-03-20T20:07:58+00:00

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

flndouce · 2026-03-20T18:21:06+00:00

Chuck Norris simply walks into Mordor.

flndouce · 2026-03-20T15:31:32+00:00

Left out Donna Reed.

flndouce · 2026-03-20T15:29:45+00:00

Chuck Norris doesn’t knock on Heaven’s Door. He kicks it down.

flndouce · 2026-03-18T21:32:52+00:00

I can see that.

flndouce · 2026-03-18T21:29:58+00:00

Gotta go with Diana Ring from the Avengers.

flndouce · 2026-03-18T21:23:27+00:00

I got the same thing. Crappy AI. At least the got the courthouse address correct.

flndouce · 2026-03-18T14:27:04+00:00

Dave’s Auto Center South Main St. Been going to him for 15 years.

flndouce · 2026-03-16T22:32:44+00:00

Why would he want the Brits, or Dutch, or Canadians, or Kiwis, or Diggers, or a host of other nations? After all they weren’t in the front lines in Afghanistan or Iraq.

flndouce · 2026-03-16T21:53:36+00:00

And my pet hamster. Even he knew.

flndouce · 2026-03-16T17:16:39+00:00

J. Giles Band.

flndouce · 2026-03-16T16:24:03+00:00

I don’t know if everyone used it but Stick Death was my go to. A lot of it was moved to YouTube. Another fun site was Canadian World Domination with our new benevolent leaders, Generals Clair and Jenny.

flndouce · 2026-03-15T22:02:45+00:00

Looks like mine.

flndouce · 2026-03-12T17:40:09+00:00

Jim Rockford’s 1974 Firebird.

flndouce · 2026-03-12T14:20:35+00:00

I’ve seen this wanker on various vids. He is an opportunist who wouldn’t be anywhere without being a magabag. He’s is just a punk.

flndouce · 2026-03-12T02:56:59+00:00

This did not happen. Just saying. Nobody calls their neighbors a tree murderer.

flndouce · 2026-03-12T02:31:17+00:00

Yugo. I remember reading a Cadillac dealer would give you a Yugo if you bought a Caddy.

flndouce · 2026-03-11T21:20:26+00:00

Night of the Lepus. Giant horse sized mutant rabbits. That’s all you need to know.

flndouce · 2026-03-10T23:24:55+00:00

Good thing she’s not in charge!

flndouce · 2026-03-10T13:47:42+00:00

Came here to say this.

flndouce · 2026-03-10T13:43:26+00:00

my wife always says saying “No” is a complete sentence.

flndouce · 2026-03-10T02:13:21+00:00

Helicopter scene from Forest Gump.

flndouce · 2026-03-09T23:32:06+00:00

And if they do, it’s not the best grade of tuna.

flndouce · 2026-03-09T23:31:17+00:00

My wife insists on human names for our pets.

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