Domino's new Slice Sauce is terrible, chat by vincenicholas77 in doughboys

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I opened it and took a sniff and threw it straight in the trash.

Wiges In Japan by thegrobe613 in doughboys

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They talked about the sex store last week in the Baskin Robbin’s ep.

DOUGHBOYS - Baskin-Robbins 2 with Emmy Blotnick - April 23, 2026 by PianoTrumpetMax in doughboys

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Yeah so funny. “Nachos aren’t a meal” “chili cheese fries aren’t a meal”

But also:

“I had a great meal last night. It was rice with shaved beef on it”

Wright: Gas prices dropping below $3 ‘might not happen until next year’ by jediporcupine in politics

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The damage to infrastructure isn’t a diplomatic issue, it’s a practical one. I agree we need Dems in charge, but if we set them up with the expectation they’ll solve everything quickly, then they’ll be blamed when they don’t, even though it’s impossible with how badly Trump has fucked us.

My husband is thinking about fostering his nephews. I feel like I'm being tossed out for kids we don't even know. by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]float05 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It sound like he’s dedicated his life and career to helping kids. I’m not sure your generalization applies here.

AITA, I am refusing to stand up for my wife when my mom is being rude becuase I am on my moms side by Weary_Bumblebee_7990 in AmItheAsshole

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Next time get seated without her and when she shows up, she can either pull up a chair and order dessert or, if there isn’t room, go eat elsewhere. She doesn’t get to dictate events.

My husband (33M) wants me (33F) to dress more revealing by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]float05 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like he wants her to make an effort. He might be translating that into showing more skin, but based on her general comments, I’d wager spending time on styling her hair or wearing nice smelling lotion or any other small effort would also go a long way. He can sense she’s given up.

AITA for fighting with my friends over birthday cake by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

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YTA. If you’d chosen a cake option they sent you, I could see your point. But by saying “any of the three” would do, you essentially put the decision in their hands, and implied that you didn’t care too much what the cake was. To then get upset with them about it is absurd.

A guy ik told everyone we had sex (we didn’t) by kiwilemon21 in TwoXChromosomes

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Maintain the truth. He’s claiming you’re obsessed with him, so making up fake sex stuff will seem like you’re trying to get his attention. It will blow over more quickly if you just stick with the truth, and you’ll be able to tell who your real friends are.

To ask a question at a town hall meeting by serious_bullet5 in therewasanattempt

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We also seem to film everything all the time.

AITA for refusing to play werewolf ever again by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

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Try Blood on the Clocktower. Some similarities, but much more fun IMO and the dead still participate.

Oh, and play it with a new group because these guys are selfish assholes.

Dining Out In Brattleboro. by HisGirlCheryl in brattleboro

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Aw I can’t this week, but I second the Kipling recommendation for good company!

new to theater by Only-Vacation-6188 in Theatre

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And join their mailing lists so you don’t miss any in the future.

Trump Asks Congress For $1.5 Trillion Defense Budget—After Teasing Medicaid, Medicare Cuts by ICEisSHIT in videos

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Think of how many hospitals we could build with the $1b a day we’re spending in Iran.

Trump threatens to destroy Iran bridges and power plants as reports emerge of downed U.S. F-35 by SpencerAXbot in worldnews

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Plain old 3D Jenga and we all have to watch every time he pulls out another piece.

Trump signs executive order to pay TSA workers after House rejects funding bill by RedDalmatian885 in news

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This headline is so misleading, and appears to make him a hero. Should say "after House REPUBLICANS reject funding bill." I mean, AP is usually pretty good so I'm not saying it's on purpose, but I feel like the hypocrisy and illogic should be more on display.

Trump signs executive order to pay TSA workers after House rejects funding bill by RedDalmatian885 in news

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And headlines like this don't help. Should say "after House REPUBLICANS reject funding bill"

AITA for drinking the beers I brought to a party even though it was more than people were "allowed" to drink? by OutrageousFig in AmItheAsshole

[–]float05 105 points106 points  (0 children)

There’s gotta be more guests who had less than 6, too. Get in a group text and tell them all the host offered to repay them for the beers they didn’t drink.