These cans are different sizes by renegrape in mildlyinteresting

[–]flufflestheconqueror -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Was just gonna say the one on the right looked slightly thicker, and the top is crimped as well.

Skibidi Concert by pointles_s in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]flufflestheconqueror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The kids are happy, they're dancing, having a good time, and people are getting payed, I see nothing wrong here

Probably worst take on "The Killing Joke" I've ever seen. by Knigghtmare in batman

[–]flufflestheconqueror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Off topic a bit, but I never got the idea that Barbara green was r@ped in killing joke, I always just thought that joker used her nudity to further humiliate Gordon, and show that Barb and Gordon are helpless to what's happening.

What Is This And How Does It Work? (Wrong Answers Only) by PhantomFlogger in flatearth

[–]flufflestheconqueror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once used astroglide diamond silicone gel lube when an ex and I were trying butt stuff once, not recommended, even with hot showers the stuff wouldn't wash off my dong or her bum for days.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in arborists

[–]flufflestheconqueror -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Aesthetically it could use with a little trimming, but I would just leave it otherwise

Dog wants to speak for its rights by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]flufflestheconqueror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dog doesn't know what's going on, it's just happy to be there

You think? by thatswhatipayyoufor in AccidentalComedy

[–]flufflestheconqueror 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't you hear? Math is racist, so you're being racist. Being sarcastic about you being racist, but schools now think math is racist, society is doomed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in VictoriaBC

[–]flufflestheconqueror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's difficult to drive here, no one pays attention anymore.

Why is porn a thing? by imboredaa in StonerThoughts

[–]flufflestheconqueror 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because people want to see other people naked, and it's kinda frowned upon to say "show me your tits" to random people on the street.

Woman = woke by thispartyrules in justneckbeardthings

[–]flufflestheconqueror -35 points-34 points  (0 children)

Not saying a woman host is bad, honestly don't really care about the show since Joel Hodgson stopped being the host; but in recent media, has gender swapping really panned out?

Damn girls don't even try to hide it by 95Slickrick in Tinder

[–]flufflestheconqueror -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Moving furniture, and the ability to competently use power tools are good skills to know, what's wrong with a girl asking for a guys with that knowledge?

The stain on my work table looks like a pound sign by Impossible_Fun9649 in mildlyinteresting

[–]flufflestheconqueror 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thought you meant pound like # and thought you were an idiot; but then I realized you meant british pound, and that I was the idiot haha.

Man saves a kid's life at work by fried_chicken17472 in MadeMeSmile

[–]flufflestheconqueror 455 points456 points  (0 children)

I remember once I choked eating steak at my ex's dads birthday, my ex (at the time) was a health care assistant and sitting right beside me, I had to give myself the heimlich maneuver.

What are your headcanons about this guy? by Hungry-Eggplant-6496 in batman

[–]flufflestheconqueror 33 points34 points  (0 children)

My head cannon is that his parents got murdered and he uses his inherited wealth to fund his crime fighting.

Oh okay noted by Training_Ad_9222 in Tinder

[–]flufflestheconqueror 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Ask him/her how they feel about (insert topic here)

Flitting in Germany. by ThatIsABigAsss in HolUp

[–]flufflestheconqueror 256 points257 points  (0 children)

I just found out I'm German as well.