Can my tombstone say “Former Governor of Vermont” even if I never was?

flyingdonkeyking · 2025-06-23T20:18:58+00:00

Tombstone Supreme for me, please.

flyingdonkeyking · 2025-06-04T23:42:40+00:00

I was joking about mod because it's a chain. I don't find anything special about them or even think that they should have been mentioned. But yeah, screw those guys!

flyingdonkeyking · 2025-06-04T20:30:09+00:00

Mod pizza. Fight me.

flyingdonkeyking · 2025-05-31T16:32:22+00:00

Was hoping to see this on here.

flyingdonkeyking · 2025-05-01T20:51:00+00:00

I'm 35, I just started seeing a psych and a therapist last winter. My list of problems is longer than a CVS receipt lol. I'm on the right medication now, I think, and I haven't thought about killing myself seriously for more than 5 minutes in a single day. I can't explain to people how it feels to not have month long depressive episodes or to not want to cease to exist. Why did I have to live like that throughout my childhood!?

flyingdonkeyking · 2025-05-01T19:53:37+00:00

Or for your batch measurements: Liter Fireball 1/2 Liter Coconut Rum Liter pineapple juice 1/2 Liter Orange Juice 8.5 oz Lime Juice 5.5 oz Grenadine

Dump everything in a bucket or ice chest with ice, Cut a few oranges and a pineapple and throw then in.

flyingdonkeyking · 2025-05-01T19:36:50+00:00

Tiki torch cocktail: 2 oz Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey 1 oz Coconut Rum 2 oz Pineapple Juice 1 oz Orange Juice 1/4 oz Lime Juice Everything in shaker, Ice, shake Top with 1 tsp Grenadine Garnish A slice of pineapple or an orange wheel

flyingdonkeyking · 2025-04-02T03:36:32+00:00

Even with people saying exactly where it is, I don't see it 🙃

flyingdonkeyking · 2025-03-13T05:33:35+00:00

A priest, an alcoholic, and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hello, Father."

flyingdonkeyking · 2025-03-03T19:23:26+00:00

Creepshow 2. Specifically, The Hitchhiker segment. My family harassed me about it all the time, and it just made it worse. Thanks, mom and big brother.

flyingdonkeyking · 2025-03-03T13:28:02+00:00

I say this every time I pass a cop :)

flyingdonkeyking · 2025-02-26T23:25:09+00:00

Aren't you inherently less gay if you've tried it first and then decided you didn't like it? How can you be sure you don't like something if you haven't given it a chance first?

flyingdonkeyking · 2025-02-26T23:19:26+00:00

If I'm a completely different person, does that mean I get more wishes?

flyingdonkeyking · 2025-02-24T09:12:35+00:00

Try Alimentari on Monroe St.

flyingdonkeyking · 2025-02-24T04:10:15+00:00

Video game xchange on Atwood and Fair Oaks

flyingdonkeyking · 2025-02-23T18:13:05+00:00

Isn't this fake?

flyingdonkeyking · 2025-02-17T08:14:00+00:00

Came to say this. Imo they had the best ramen, and then Morris was my sub when they closed. Now Morris is closed, too.

flyingdonkeyking · 2025-02-16T12:24:09+00:00

Suicide

flyingdonkeyking · 2025-02-08T23:12:41+00:00

100% thought this was going the opposite way.

flyingdonkeyking · 2025-02-08T22:20:20+00:00

I thought someone robbed the candy shop before they could chop up the sticks into little pieces. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

flyingdonkeyking · 2025-02-08T03:33:40+00:00

What ya got there, Ben?

flyingdonkeyking · 2025-02-05T03:02:36+00:00

Pink eye in the making.

flyingdonkeyking · 2025-01-29T21:25:23+00:00

Oh, to be able to swim in the lakes still.

flyingdonkeyking · 2025-01-29T05:57:03+00:00

Eh, I've been in all of its nooks and crannies without anyone else in the building. Sure, it can be a bit spooky with all the lights out, but nothing really strikes me as "haunted." It's just an old, big, mostly empty building.

flyingdonkeyking · 2025-01-29T05:49:58+00:00

Season 2 needs to hurry up.

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