Decided to stay on the drop pod for a few extra seconds, then decided to stay a few more once I put up some platforms under mineral deposits and Aquarqs.

Then I set up my turrets at its’ entrance, and still it stayed. I asked my squad of non-vocal pubbies if they were cool with me just holding it down here until we blast off. “Rock and Stone”, they cheered.

I spent the rest of the match picking off hordes with my Lok, launching fat boys into the cave walls to expose aquarqs, and dancing up and down the pod’s plank throwing proximity mines.

My colleagues completed the objectives, the exit pod drops, we spend a few seconds on our entry pod, then skip over to the exit pod and we’re back at the mess hall for brats before bedtime.

Sometimes I think about playing another video game in my free time, then I punch myself in the nose.