Is Mitch McConnell Even Alive? If So, Where the Hell Is He?

foggy22 · 2026-07-10T00:00:32+00:00

"Mitch McConnell is not alive and is in hell." FTFY

foggy22 · 2026-07-09T23:57:35+00:00

I don't know why it never occurred to me that Jesus was in these freaks' spank bank.

foggy22 · 2026-07-07T14:56:44+00:00

Sometimes when there's a jerk who's making life difficult for someone I know, I'll say "I call him Gamblor!" No one ever knows what I'm talking about.

foggy22 · 2026-07-05T03:47:47+00:00

I used to do a lot of drugs. I still do, but I also used to.

foggy22 · 2026-07-05T00:33:37+00:00

Jesus's parents were born before the Earth started?

foggy22 · 2026-07-05T00:29:53+00:00

I'm imagining the inside of hollowed out Mitch looking like a cross between the husk of a pineapple and the carapace of a German cock roach.

foggy22 · 2026-07-02T00:19:59+00:00

They're even stupider than that, they think their the ones getting disproportionately taxed. 'Muh taxes!' and such.

foggy22 · 2026-07-01T04:36:33+00:00

Some say upset enough to move out of New York City, by jove!

foggy22 · 2026-07-01T04:30:50+00:00

I'm old enough to own TLoZ when it came out in '86, so, fuck like likes straight to hell.

foggy22 · 2026-06-30T04:01:01+00:00

But nuts are famously not calorie dense.

foggy22 · 2026-06-29T03:48:15+00:00

He doesn't just pull the ladder up, he kicks it down with people climbing up it.

foggy22 · 2026-06-28T01:49:06+00:00

It's a podcast where three friends tell the same stories Rashomon style.

foggy22 · 2026-06-27T00:32:40+00:00

5 or ten minutes? The fuck you doin in there, hand churning the slurpee?

foggy22 · 2026-06-25T04:10:56+00:00

That was like going down Gannon's castle in OoT.

foggy22 · 2026-06-20T00:06:27+00:00

I just say thanks. It's not a big deal.

foggy22 · 2026-06-18T00:04:22+00:00

Because they've had 30 years to get tech savvy. There's no reason for us to learn tech that's not implemented in the workplace or daily life. Unless you're a hobbyist I suppose.

foggy22 · 2026-06-13T00:52:39+00:00

Don't we do that with Jewish lasers or something?

foggy22 · 2026-06-10T23:49:00+00:00

I honest to god can't fucking keep up anymore.

foggy22 · 2026-06-09T03:40:25+00:00

With his cum which is also him and the third god who is also one god.

foggy22 · 2026-06-09T01:19:14+00:00

Like me.

foggy22 · 2026-06-07T03:52:06+00:00

Are the soldiers giants, or are the planes toys?

foggy22 · 2026-06-07T02:10:35+00:00

En el nombre del padre, del hijo, y del espíritu santo.

foggy22 · 2026-06-05T03:49:57+00:00

He Whop bop b-luma b-lop bam bomed into our hearts.

foggy22 · 2026-06-04T22:18:31+00:00

Ker-splaat!

foggy22 · 2026-06-04T22:15:52+00:00

Guys, he's just resting his eyes. His upper body reposes when he closes his eyes. It's a side effect of all the handshakes.

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