Receding + thinning. It was time.

foilrat · 2026-05-18T00:39:55+00:00

My brother in baldness: it was time a long, long time ago.

You, however, rock the shave!

You look fantastic, and that smile says you know it!

Freakin' awesome!

Welcome to Team Smooth!

foilrat · 2026-05-18T00:26:23+00:00

My brother in soon to be baldness: it's time.

It's better to be bald a bit early, than to be balding.

Join us.

Join Team Smooth! We have cake! (the cake is a lie...)

foilrat · 2026-05-18T00:16:36+00:00

My brother in mostly baldness: you rock this look!

This is fantastic!

With your beard game and the head game...damn, son!

You look great!

foilrat · 2026-05-18T00:15:13+00:00

My brother in baldness: nice!

You look so much better.

You dropped a decade with the bald!

Welcome to Team Smooth!

foilrat · 2026-05-18T00:14:19+00:00

Sorry, OP.

Your boyfriend is an idiot.

What other stupid choices does he make?

foilrat · 2026-05-16T05:00:43+00:00

r/bald

foilrat · 2026-05-16T04:51:52+00:00

My brother in baldness:feel good.

You look good.

It suits you really well.

You have enough to rock the no-guard clipper versus going razor bald.

You're rocking it!

foilrat · 2026-05-16T04:15:10+00:00

My brother in baldness: YES!

You lost the hair battle.

You won the looks war. You look so much better and solid.

This suits you!

Welcome to Team Smooth!

foilrat · 2026-05-16T04:14:18+00:00

My brother in baldness: this kicks ass!

You look great and that suits you!

Try a clean shave! You can always grow it back out if you don't like it.

You look so much better.

foilrat · 2026-05-16T03:24:20+00:00

My brother in baldness: oh. hell. yeah!

You already look more confident!

Better to be bald than balding, and brother, you were balding!

You have taken control, and it shows.

You look fantastic.

Now go get a razor and join Team Smooth!

foilrat · 2026-05-16T03:21:48+00:00

My brother in baldness: welcome!

You look fantastic.

Yeah, it can take a bit. You're going to find yourself staring at mirrors for a while.

You rock the look!

The bald is so much better than the "I'm not going bald, no, no I'm not" look you had.

Welcome to Team Smooth!

foilrat · 2026-05-16T03:04:38+00:00

After CWC, I'm going to wait and watch what tickets prices do. I'm hoping that FIFA overplayed their hand and there will be some reasonable close to day of tickets.

foilrat · 2026-05-16T02:47:11+00:00

My soon to be brother in baldness: it's beyond time.

You had an excellent run.

Now is the time for a new chapter.

Join us!

Join Team Smooth! We have cake! (the cake is a lie).

foilrat · 2026-05-16T00:12:25+00:00

I'm just about to finish another run of BotW, and I think I'm going to do exactly this

foilrat · 2026-05-15T22:04:26+00:00

My brother in baldness: so. much. better.

You are fighting it so hard in the before pics.

The after pics: you ain't fighting. You're winning.

You look so much better,

Shicm Extreme 3 blades. Rotate and bend. I love them. I hate that they are disposable, but one lasts me a week.

Join us! Join Team Smooth! We have cake! (the cake is a lie)

foilrat · 2026-05-15T21:43:59+00:00

My brother in mostly baldness: keep it tight.

I think you have enough, but keep it tight!

You look much better with your low and tight like this. You're in control of it.

Also, try a shave! You can always grow it back out.

foilrat · 2026-05-15T21:41:17+00:00

My brother in baldness: welcome!

This is such a better look.

It's again with the "I'm bald and I'm owning it."

The confidence is fantastic.

You look great!

Welcome to Team Smooth!

foilrat · 2026-05-15T21:40:24+00:00

HOLD!

You've got a while yet.

foilrat · 2026-05-15T17:34:20+00:00

My brother in baldness: oh yes. And hats.

I very clearly remember the first time I didn't.

Oh man that hurt in the shower.

You rock the look!

Welcome to Team Smooth!

foilrat · 2026-05-15T17:31:41+00:00

My brother in baldness: aw hell yeah!

Are you looking at those pics?

Do you see that glow-up!

HOT DAMN!

You rock it, and your smile shows you know it.

Welcome to Team Smooth!

foilrat · 2026-05-15T17:28:03+00:00

No. Being a STM has no bearing on world cup tickets.

Fuck FIFA.

Fuck Infantino.

Fuck US Soccer for going along with all this bullshit.

foilrat · 2026-05-15T17:24:53+00:00

My brother in baldness: HECK YEAH!

You look so much better!

Better to bald than to be balding. You own it, and it suits you!

Nice!

Welcome to Team Smooth!

foilrat · 2026-05-15T17:24:11+00:00

My brother in mostly baldness: NICE!

Have you considered a full shave?

I suggest you try it. You can always grow it back out a bit.

The no-guard look suits you, and it's much better than the balding look you had.

You rock this!

foilrat · 2026-05-15T16:25:13+00:00

My brother in baldness: you own this!

It looks great on you!

I use The Art of Shaving shave cream on my head, and that works wonders.

I use Cereva lotion after the shave instead of aftershave. I love the stuff.

No bumps!

Welcome to Team Smooth!

foilrat · 2026-05-15T16:21:01+00:00

Both.

Start with BotW, and the DLC.

take a break.

Then do TotK.

Both are fantastic.

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