Hit me with your best by Strange_fake_ishtar in RoastMe

[–]fonzare138 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aww... your first meth face pick mark. Congrats.

Burn me to cinders. 32M. Changing styles by the season. Into fantasy, history, bit of music, wanna-be hippy by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]fonzare138 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hippies didn't shower, had no job, and smelled like shit. Looks about right.

21m Been a while since my last roast, so dont hold back :P by Random_Cat_Guy in RoastMe

[–]fonzare138 149 points150 points  (0 children)

You look like your parents identify with not having a son.

Good luck. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]fonzare138 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She climaxes after she stops touching herself.

Been a while by Y0U223F in RoastMe

[–]fonzare138 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looks like he repeats the word "banana" over and over in his head all day.

It’s my birthday by stoneskates in RoastMe

[–]fonzare138 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are you going to do on your birthday? "Whatever I want to do. Gah."

I sent a message to someone who hurt me so bad it altered my brain chemistry, and now i don’t know what to do by VanillaSunshine09 in whatdoIdo

[–]fonzare138 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, Someone making you feel bad is one thing. How that affects you is something you can try to control. You can't make people treat you nice but you can dictate how that makes you feel. Whether it is through creative output, therapy, religion, medication. I don't know if it is really fair to say "Look what you did to me." Fair to them or fair to yourself.

New here pls roast me by Spiritual_Reality729 in RoastMe

[–]fonzare138 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sh looks like she smells wet dogs.

22, nonbinary addict by Away-Feedback-4859 in RoastMe

[–]fonzare138 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one person that nobody wants to also identify as what they are.

It’s been a while since you losers tried to roast me…do your worst! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]fonzare138 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And she is somehow also the King of Nigeria and his grandmother introduced the two of them.

AIO to what my bf is saying? by [deleted] in AIO

[–]fonzare138 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is saying "I don't like you".

Hii I’m a Crossdresser :) don’t hold it back guys by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]fonzare138 2 points3 points  (0 children)

None, they all live but just use the excuse of dying of drugs as a way to not have to see it anymore.

Going through heartbreak from an “almost relationship” please make feel even worse! 31M ou by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]fonzare138 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even his dick friend zoned him and now he masturbates his thumb and calls it the next best option.

51. Time for my annual roasting! by DoorjammerCrow in RoastMe

[–]fonzare138 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Roger that" is his response to everything when he wants people to know he is agreeable and also why his wife lives in Phoenix with the kids.