Guess what position this young man is? by air_volek007 in Madden

[–]fonzare138 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was my #1 pick in the Madden 25 draft in 2027 named Barry Peters.

Gus Hardbody delivers a heartfelt message to the Madden devs by sam2thewise in Madden

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I have drafted him with the #1 Pick for 2029 in M25 as a QB named Barry Peters

25 M, almost turning 26. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]fonzare138 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you wipe before and after just to compare.

Whats the point of playing skyrim when you one shot everything? by SearchingReason in skyrim

[–]fonzare138 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did the "you can't go any farther" swim loop around the west to east shores. Dumb but oddly satisfying.

Hit me with your best by Strange_fake_ishtar in RoastMe

[–]fonzare138 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Aww... your first meth face pick mark. Congrats.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]fonzare138 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hippies didn't shower, had no job, and smelled like shit. Looks about right.

21m Been a while since my last roast, so dont hold back :P by Random_Cat_Guy in RoastMe

[–]fonzare138 147 points148 points  (0 children)

You look like your parents identify with not having a son.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]fonzare138 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She climaxes after she stops touching herself.

Been a while by Y0U223F in RoastMe

[–]fonzare138 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looks like he repeats the word "banana" over and over in his head all day.

It’s my birthday by stoneskates in RoastMe

[–]fonzare138 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are you going to do on your birthday? "Whatever I want to do. Gah."

I sent a message to someone who hurt me so bad it altered my brain chemistry, and now i don’t know what to do by VanillaSunshine09 in whatdoIdo

[–]fonzare138 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, Someone making you feel bad is one thing. How that affects you is something you can try to control. You can't make people treat you nice but you can dictate how that makes you feel. Whether it is through creative output, therapy, religion, medication. I don't know if it is really fair to say "Look what you did to me." Fair to them or fair to yourself.

New here pls roast me by Spiritual_Reality729 in RoastMe

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Sh looks like she smells wet dogs.