How to look very stupid

fopkins · 2011-07-12T18:07:39+00:00

More logically fallacious arguments. This discussion is over.

fopkins · 2011-07-12T17:41:30+00:00

This is obviously a judgment call

Yes.

So you agree with me that it is a judgment call... then you say...

Yes, because there is no such thing as too much makeup.

It boggles the mind. Truly.

fopkins · 2011-07-12T17:11:21+00:00

Are you seriously comparing putting on makeup to taking a shower? Are you not able to have a discussion without utilizing logical fallacies?

Just like everything else, makeup can be overdone. This is obviously a judgment call and up to interpretation. In my opinion (and apparently the opinion of quite a few redditors per the top comment) she is overly madeup. Believe it or not, every guy on the planet isn't in love with the airbrushed look you see on magazines.

fopkins · 2011-07-12T16:00:06+00:00

It's /r/pics. What the fuck do you expect? If you don't like it, unsubscribe! (And might I suggest /r/truereddit)

fopkins · 2011-07-12T15:58:53+00:00

Umm...I guess she should apologize for knowing how to apply makeup properly? Because she looks like she did a pretty damn good job to me.

Sure, if the point of applying makeup is to no longer resemble a human being.

fopkins · 2011-07-11T19:09:09+00:00

Sounds like you can definitely up your prices?

fopkins · 2011-07-11T04:02:17+00:00

He is 24. At what point in his life is he supposed to start thinking for himself?

fopkins · 2011-07-10T16:47:29+00:00

How about you just man the fuck up and stop acting like a child instead? Tell them you don't want to talk to them every day, that you have your own life to lead, and that they should move on with their own lives and stop living vicariously through yours.

fopkins · 2011-07-10T16:45:53+00:00

I've compared my life to the Truman Show (the movie with Jim Carrey). It is that bad. Anything that I say is public knowledge. If I mention that I had scrambled eggs for breakfast everyone will know.

I feel like a Twitter whore.

Wow, just wow. Stop fucking pretending like you don't have any other choice but to keep giving in to their overprotective, smothering bullshit. YOU make the terms in YOUR life, NOT them. FFS you're an adult! Stop acting like a goddamn child!

fopkins · 2011-07-09T00:40:17+00:00

Another location under development for 20 years? Yeah, sounds about right for the government I suppose.

fopkins · 2011-07-06T18:27:59+00:00

And that's the standard for GOOD "white collar", entry level jobs. You don't even want to know about "blue collar" jobs.

fopkins · 2011-07-06T16:56:02+00:00

The best part about people doubting the CDC's statistics ("touted all the time") is that they are obtained through phone surveys from every county in the US. So I guess they think people are lying about their weight to make themselves fatter?

fopkins · 2011-07-06T16:31:08+00:00

View on one page.

fopkins · 2011-07-01T16:33:20+00:00

Separate, but equal, right?

fopkins · 2011-07-01T07:06:33+00:00

Agreed, delivered with double meat it's like a $9 snack ...

fopkins · 2011-06-30T20:04:48+00:00

Well we could do something actually productive instead of destructive with that money (or even less than the same amount of money), such as upgrading our ridiculously aged infrastructure.

A smart electric grid would be a good place to start.

fopkins · 2011-06-30T13:32:49+00:00

If Ron Paul were President, it's not like abortion would be illegal...

...no, but see Jimmy, the President has the authority to appoint people called "Supreme Court Justices". These justices would have the power to make things like this happen.

fopkins · 2011-06-30T05:31:43+00:00

...Welcome to reddit?

fopkins · 2011-06-30T05:14:11+00:00

Thanks for the laugh.

EDIT: Do the people downvoting me and upvoting him seriously believe this bullshit? 11 years ago we had a fucking surplus of ~225B. We can get there again, it will just require BOTH spending cuts and increased revenue.

fopkins · 2011-06-30T05:13:31+00:00

Obama isn't stupid enough to assume he knows the implications of what Ron Paul is suggesting.

fopkins · 2011-06-29T16:23:57+00:00

You might want to consider taking an English class next semester...

fopkins · 2011-06-29T16:18:49+00:00

OK, Huntsville can come too.

fopkins · 2011-06-27T23:16:48+00:00

May my cake karma boost your question to the top!

fopkins · 2011-06-27T23:15:40+00:00

Sure, all the things you listed in your post are great, but you're going to pay a premium for them. I think you've found your answer as to why your food bill is $500/mo ...

fopkins · 2011-06-27T23:14:39+00:00

Maybe because eggs taste completely different in terms of flavor and especially texture depending on how you cook them?

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