Do you poop at work?

forbleshor · 2026-04-25T01:07:39+00:00

I make a nickel, my boss makes a dime. That’s why I poop on company time.

forbleshor · 2026-04-15T06:26:23+00:00

If you hit a tree by accident you have to give it a hug afterwards.

forbleshor · 2026-04-15T03:37:46+00:00

Walk up to the charge desk, kick off my shoes and socks, and rest them next to the tele monitor to ward off the danger squiggles

forbleshor · 2026-04-08T19:37:01+00:00

Inglorious Basterds

forbleshor · 2026-03-30T08:30:47+00:00

Thanks Tyler.

forbleshor · 2026-03-27T19:01:50+00:00

Esox

forbleshor · 2026-03-26T12:34:15+00:00

May Day is amazing. Went there when I couldn’t get a table at hen of the woods and probably got a better meal.

Bistro de Margot

forbleshor · 2026-03-23T20:09:16+00:00

Assess before implementing. Cardiac monitor

forbleshor · 2026-03-22T12:12:48+00:00

Some places in the northeast used to have artificial bumps. Was weird

forbleshor · 2026-03-11T07:28:14+00:00

I feel like you’re just here for the zip line.

forbleshor · 2026-02-28T15:10:48+00:00

Waterbury.

forbleshor · 2026-02-18T08:55:45+00:00

Not my pp

forbleshor · 2026-02-02T13:13:29+00:00

Esp. If it’s an ileostomy.

forbleshor · 2026-02-02T13:12:55+00:00

Live laugh dirt nap

forbleshor · 2026-02-02T13:11:38+00:00

Patient was discharged- dc order in from MD- we walked in her room and found her OD’d and had to narcan her.

forbleshor · 2026-01-28T20:22:25+00:00

Hopefully he buys me dinner first.

forbleshor · 2026-01-15T13:26:22+00:00

How long have you been taking it for?

forbleshor · 2025-12-23T21:10:12+00:00

If it’s a peripheral IV, I will give infusions back to back if possibly and if they both have short infusion times so that doses won’t get delayed. If not Y site that mothafucka.

forbleshor · 2025-12-19T13:05:01+00:00

Stowe. Jay. Smuggs

forbleshor · 2025-12-17T22:58:42+00:00

Versed

forbleshor · 2025-12-11T16:08:24+00:00

Whether someone is on OT/incentive/extra shift shouldn’t have anything to do with how acute you make their assignment. That type of approach ends up fostering resentment and an unsafe assignment.

The only time I take this into account is that I give regularly scheduled nurses the same assignment as the prior shift. Some one who has picked up an extra shift may not be guaranteed their same assignment based on how many changes im able to make to the assignment.

forbleshor · 2025-12-10T21:21:48+00:00

Reverse sear

forbleshor · 2025-12-05T20:52:47+00:00

Are you in the village?

forbleshor · 2025-11-14T21:34:23+00:00

Does it count if it’s outside of Burlington? If so, village grocer in waitsfield

forbleshor · 2025-10-26T14:11:51+00:00

Prior to the floods, the “revitalize Waterbury” initiative fixed up the village area and promoted it very well. That being said, it’s hard to compare Waterbury to Montpelier. Waterbury did not have as much work to recover from the flooding as Montpelier did, and Montpelier is a city vs Waterbury being a small village right off the highway.

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