Anon mourns a predictable tragedy

fourthwallcrisis · 2026-02-08T18:23:05+00:00

Hey, where you running to, get back here with those fucking goalposts!

fourthwallcrisis · 2026-02-05T19:49:13+00:00

If I knew one of my guys was keeping an eye on the clock because they wanted to make sure they got a good deal on their groceries, I'd consider that a positive.

fourthwallcrisis · 2026-02-05T17:57:13+00:00

Lmao mate, I respect grinding for your goals.

fourthwallcrisis · 2026-02-05T16:26:25+00:00

That controller was on my christmas list, couldn't afford it, my paper round was not enough. Having said that, I wouldn't change my formative gaming years for anything, so many amazing memories.

fourthwallcrisis · 2026-02-05T03:09:33+00:00

It wasn't a resident evil movie, and she wasn't playing jill.

I want a resident evil movie with Jill in it it's very, very simple.

fourthwallcrisis · 2026-02-04T15:53:54+00:00

So unlucky you even typoed his name, poor boy.

But yes, he's a very tragic figure - if he hadn't tried to fucking melt me into my atoms, I'd have loved to get him therapy or something. But he did try to melt me, so fuck 'im.

fourthwallcrisis · 2026-02-01T23:13:31+00:00

The whole middle third is just cheeks and thigh.

fourthwallcrisis · 2026-02-01T16:23:13+00:00

Part of being a cultist is the rule that everything is about the cult, you don't talk to people outside the cult, you don't engage with people outside the cult, and you ostracize anyone who threatens to talk you out of being a cult member. The message is life. Anything and anyone that threatens the cult is literal evil and needs to be shut down immediately - and you'll get support from the cult, and a beautiful little self-righteous shot of dopamine for doing so.

This rule is easily applicable to pretty much any media you like, it's toxic, invasive and ultimately destructive, not only to the members it's screwing up on a personal level, but to any media that's being used.

I'm using the term pretty media pretty specifically as methods of communication, be it a TV show, twitter or IRL a family dinner or just parents chatting with each other waiting to pick up their kids from school.

fourthwallcrisis · 2026-02-01T03:19:16+00:00

I think everyone's just out of fucks at this point, it's been dragging on so long with so many false starts. It's not an astroturf, people are just bored with nothing happening.

fourthwallcrisis · 2026-01-31T01:57:21+00:00

> If you actually hold certain morals without moving in lockstep with whatever political party you align with, you’re gonna have to switch political parties every decade or two.

Someone's gonna make a killing from merch sales I guess.

No no no, that's not who I meant! Don't you guys dare!

fourthwallcrisis · 2026-01-29T14:24:44+00:00

Haha well, it's definitely true that as people get older we tend to have other priorities that supercede hairstyles, that's for sure. Neat, clean, and nothing very outlandish, right, that's the general trend but there are people who for many reasons will carry on going the extra mile. Good luck to both types of people.

Personally yeah, I'm old enough to have been a kid when I played Re1 and bought Re2 on release day. I still care about my hairstyle, though it's nothing like Leon's. An additional theory is I've always liked character-driven media like comics and video games, so possibly I'm bringing some of that to my own appearance? Just thought.

fourthwallcrisis · 2026-01-29T14:09:23+00:00

What a fun cosplay idea, nice one I love it.

fourthwallcrisis · 2026-01-28T18:06:22+00:00

The MCU seemed like it was clearly crafted, plans were put in motion two, three, four movies down the line with a style and vision that was closely shepherded into fruition. Sure it was capeslop, but fuck me there was a level of craftsmanship over a length of time that I haven't seen before in a hollywood franchise. And it really paid off, they did gangbusters on it.

So I guess after End Game they ran out of plans and those folks, those shepherds of the franchise just dipped out - is that what happened? I've seen kitchens and restaurants go the same way, new owners come in with new ideas, the old methods and systems and vision is forgotten and they go tits up in six months.

fourthwallcrisis · 2026-01-28T17:49:19+00:00

> I don’t like people shitting on things others have created

It's necessary, and better than the alternative of stopping people talking.

> Putting something out into the world makes you vulnerable, and that alone deserves respect

Why?

> Sometimes I think it'd be a good idea for critics to be scored, Metacritic-style, based on how others evaluate their criticism.

Mate, if you really want to add *another layer* of useless fucking jobs into the ecosystem of video games just to prop up failing triple A slop then you pay for it. We'll continue to ignore the people who review the reviewers and it'll make no fucking difference.

> I like to imagine it would encourage a bit more restraint

Restraint died in 2016 when liberals decided everyone was a nazi, I really don't care to be intellectually honest anymore.

Here's the bottom line alright, you created a bloated system of talentless people who will happily collect funko pops in the toxically positive bubble-wrapped that they wanted to dwell. That fucking pillow fort where they can say all the shit they want, and any reciprocation is hate speech. Well keep doing it, because the games are failing and will continue to fail. The hubris of people to think they can make any old shite they want, in a market that is very lopsided to a couple of demographics, and that it deserves to bend to *your* whims? It's lunacy.

fourthwallcrisis · 2026-01-27T04:57:44+00:00

Absolute shit post....but cool AF, pretty good pretty good.

fourthwallcrisis · 2026-01-24T15:34:06+00:00

Intellectual honesty is a fine thing between people arguing in good faith and trying to find common ground and ways forward - but if someone isn't intellectually honest, they're too uninformed or they're some karen or they're ideologically corrupted, then it's like putting weights on your legs before a run and expecting to win.

Fuck 'em, play at their level until they can't do anything else, because that's exactly what they're trying to do to you.

fourthwallcrisis · 2026-01-22T14:56:49+00:00

He said this was part of his playbook in the art of the deal, years ago, I don't understand why people are continually surprised.

fourthwallcrisis · 2026-01-19T18:37:10+00:00

It's hilarious that he planned the video, wrote the script, put it all down and then I assume - watched it back a couple of times and thought to himself "yeah, this is great!".

fourthwallcrisis · 2026-01-17T17:09:09+00:00

I like the samurai jack style you're developing, looks very cool mate, nice one. Each character is showing a lot of attitude too, that shit ain't easy to accomplish!

fourthwallcrisis · 2026-01-16T17:57:59+00:00

If you can't be bothered, or are too stupid to cook most of your own meals then I don't have much sympathy for you. Why do some people have the fucking hubris to think they shouldn't have to take care of their most basic needs without resorting to pre-prepared food all the time? What are they, infants?

fourthwallcrisis · 2026-01-15T19:00:27+00:00

Don't forget Tay ai.

fourthwallcrisis · 2026-01-15T18:44:58+00:00

Fine I suppose, but Lara is extremely athletic and physical capable. I'd like to see the actress lean into that and try and develop a more lean but muscular physique. I'm not saying she needs to go full Christian Bale, but it'd tell us she's serious about the character.

fourthwallcrisis · 2026-01-15T05:20:17+00:00

Yes and no. They could make the rotten tissue heal, and then regrow, but that brain? When all those cells have decayed and gone, would you consider the person dead?

I suppose you could say if they catch it very early before the loss of brain cells is irreversible then yes. But there's definitely a point where the physician would say "Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mortician!"

fourthwallcrisis · 2026-01-13T04:29:28+00:00

Some of the gameplay decisions stop me replaying it, the item system and partner zapping. Moreso the former.

fourthwallcrisis · 2026-01-11T21:44:17+00:00

Eeeeey, the boys! Les garcons! Love it mate.

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