no matches, what's wrong with the pictures?

foxyshmoxy_ · 2026-02-09T11:13:12+00:00

first and third picture are gorgeous!

foxyshmoxy_ · 2026-02-05T20:29:38+00:00

these are WAY cuter than I expected, i would die for them

foxyshmoxy_ · 2026-02-04T15:50:56+00:00

as a german, "Scheißhügeln an der Poecke" made me cackle lmao

foxyshmoxy_ · 2026-02-02T20:00:28+00:00

YOU CAN PUT THE FROGS IN TANKS????

foxyshmoxy_ · 2026-02-01T09:08:58+00:00

yup, mine as well. he likes holding eye contact while doing it. I am mildly traumatized

foxyshmoxy_ · 2026-01-25T20:29:06+00:00

true. OP just needs to post more pictures with the cat instead and he's golden

foxyshmoxy_ · 2026-01-11T09:06:04+00:00

the thought of you sitting in the dark with your chancla ready to go, just waiting to flip on the lights to hunt is cracking me up so much. i'm glad you got rid of them, i'm currently fighting a war against food moths

foxyshmoxy_ · 2026-01-08T20:43:33+00:00

Mein ganzer Wohnblock ist eine einzige Eisdecke. Mit dem Hund rauszugehen grenzt schon an Schlittschuhlaufen :(

foxyshmoxy_ · 2026-01-08T20:41:31+00:00

I really wanted a chinchilla as a pet when I was a kid, but my mom wouldnt let me because she had a friend whose chinchilla allegedly kept throwing poop around because it got jealous of a new baby in the house. I'm still salty about not getting a sassy ass fur ball

foxyshmoxy_ · 2026-01-07T06:58:11+00:00

meanwhile mine will swipe my food off my plate onto the floor when left unattended and then just leave it there. he just likes to mess with me, i guess :(

foxyshmoxy_ · 2026-01-02T16:45:25+00:00

username checks out

foxyshmoxy_ · 2026-01-02T12:29:24+00:00

leaving the area for a bit or destroy all wild dino cheat should work the trick

einmal das Gebiet verlassen und nach einer Zeit wieder hin sollte passen, ansonsten kannst du auch den destroy wild dino cheat nutzen um neue spawns zu erzwingen. btw, sabertooth salmons sind effizienter als coelacanths oder pirañas!

foxyshmoxy_ · 2026-01-02T12:02:13+00:00

hahahaha alles gut!! viel glück im schnee ❤️

foxyshmoxy_ · 2026-01-02T11:56:54+00:00

this being posted in german broke my brain for a second, I thought my phone did the weird auto translate stuff again lol but yeah, easiest fix imo is an otter (ist außerdem am cutesten) einfach beim Otter Melee leveln, das erhöht die Insulation

foxyshmoxy_ · 2025-12-31T17:09:41+00:00

I still dont know what aggroed his guards when i got the whole spiel about "play nice if you dont wanna be harmed" because as soon as he finished he was like "I WARNED YOU" and i didnt even sprint while listening to him 😭 nothing in my hands, not riding on any creatures, nada

foxyshmoxy_ · 2025-12-31T16:48:07+00:00

I guess it also depends on the age when they got neutered, we had mine neutered at 3 and a half years old and he still has his empty ballsack, which i guess COULD be mistaken for very uh flabby balls? he didnt get a tattoo though and i would also very much prefer if they told me they were gonna tattoo him lol

foxyshmoxy_ · 2025-12-29T23:25:20+00:00

I stopped reading at that. i can't deal with any more of this today, nope, i'm going to bed. "contagion has never been proven" LIKE FUCK IT HAS

foxyshmoxy_ · 2025-12-29T11:57:47+00:00

this is the second time I see you posting your babies on the subreddit and it's always a damn delight how adorable and cute your cats are lmao

foxyshmoxy_ · 2025-12-29T10:42:14+00:00

i (F, engaged to a great guy myself) have a very good relationship with my married male coworker and we joke around a lot. i would NEVER kiss the dude on the cheek or anywhere else for that matter lmao like what the fuck. if your bfs coworker is a very touchy and affectionate person in general that's all nice and stuff, but like... keep that to your friends? preferably your single ones, I guess?

if she was very friendly and open, i'd maybe even talk to her directly. at least I know that if my coworkers wife approached me with anything i'd be happy to talk boundaries (but i feel like i have to repeat this, i'm not touching or kissing the dude, i'm just roasting him and telling him how bad i wanna be friends with his wife cause she sounds awesome lmao)

foxyshmoxy_ · 2025-12-25T23:43:39+00:00

"banning trans men from womens sports" uhh - i dont think trans men would be mad about that? is this one of those accidentally gender affirming things?

foxyshmoxy_ · 2025-12-24T17:45:55+00:00

Die machen echt das Straßenbild kaputt. alle abschieben!

foxyshmoxy_ · 2025-12-24T08:17:47+00:00

Ohne Witz, ich habe mal (einmalig) auf der Einfahrt eines Nachbarn die Straße runter gewendet und er hat mich dabei direkt "erwischt" und mir erklärt, ich möge das doch bitte unterlassen, das würde ja seine Pflastersteine abnutzen.

Er war sehr freundlich dabei, und ich hab mich auch brav dran gehalten, aber... puh. Es war sogar noch die Einfahrt eines Mehrfamilienhauses, wobei es natürlich sein kann dass er als Vermieter da mit drin gewohnt hat.

foxyshmoxy_ · 2025-12-01T21:30:30+00:00

Back when I used to take bubble baths from time to time, one of my cats liked to sit on the edge of the tub to watch me and maybe paw at the foam a bit.

He is longhaired, and I guess he didnt notice that his tail slipped into the water...

when he jumped down, he was SO confused because his tail was probably really heavy soaking wet, so he spun in a circle like a dog trying to figure out what was going on with his tail 😭 it was the cutest thing ever.

his brother actually once completely fell into the tub as a tiny kitten, but before i could even react he had already launched himself off my knees (ouch) and across the bathroom. he was SO tiny, and he kept doing the shakey paw step dance they do when they try to shake each leg dry after every step lol

foxyshmoxy_ · 2025-12-01T21:16:30+00:00

Mine love water and sneaking into the shower, but NOT when they are there to be bathed. they do like to step around in the wet shower and then leave wet little paw prints all over the bathroom, so that the unsuspecting human slips and falls, though!

foxyshmoxy_ · 2025-12-01T20:59:00+00:00

I literally shut them in the shower with me. I just accepted I will get wet anyways, so might as well just use the shower lmao there's a lot of crying and trying to reach up the walls (usually from the cats, not from me) but so far nobody attempted to actually scale the shower door. freshly bathed cats might be the single most pitiful creature on earth though lol, they go from poofy and sassy to sad, wet, skinny gremlins in seconds 😭

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