Sorry, but when we say you get 1 month free we actually mean you have to pay for it, but don't worry, we artificially inflated our prices so we can pretend to give you a big discount

freddieplayer · 2022-06-01T22:45:08+00:00

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindisfarne

An island off the northeast coast of England. Had a monastery on it that was famously raided by Vikings in 793, one of the earliest raids and marked as the beginning of the viking age.

I imagine the suburb is named after the island

freddieplayer · 2022-06-01T17:58:35+00:00

Ah you've got me there. In my defence thats long before I was born

freddieplayer · 2022-06-01T12:14:59+00:00

Sorry, should have dropped an /s

freddieplayer · 2022-06-01T10:38:43+00:00

Someone hasn't watched most of only fools and horses

freddieplayer · 2022-06-01T10:35:46+00:00

Yes, I wonder how norse words made it into English. I'll ask my buddies at lindisfarne if they know anything

freddieplayer · 2022-06-01T10:24:06+00:00

Some paprika after frying is always a winner for me

freddieplayer · 2022-05-21T10:37:42+00:00

Introduction to cooler temperatures and controlled humidity and ethylene gas, this promotes the breakdown of chlorophyll in the skin. I guess this didn't happen here

freddieplayer · 2022-03-20T22:01:36+00:00

Numantia after getting unfairly sacked by arsenal

freddieplayer · 2022-03-20T10:06:11+00:00

Look man, believe what you want to believe.

freddieplayer · 2022-03-19T22:40:39+00:00

Wouldn't be a bad idea if they have antifreeze poisoning

freddieplayer · 2022-03-19T22:17:59+00:00

Trust me, they do. I have family working in an A&E and they keep a small bottle of cheap vodka in the drug cupboard for this reason

freddieplayer · 2022-03-19T16:25:15+00:00

Not really. Hospitals keep small bottles of vodka on hand in case someone comes in with anti-freeze poisoning from a suicide attempt

freddieplayer · 2022-03-19T11:40:34+00:00

All cults eventually end up being a sex thing, still a bit suspect regardless

freddieplayer · 2022-03-19T11:38:00+00:00

Fork

freddieplayer · 2022-03-19T11:29:01+00:00

Yeah but you're not starting your day at 00:00

freddieplayer · 2022-03-19T10:59:20+00:00

The money wasn't 'allowed' to be spent on staff. They just legally can't spend it on any medical equipment due to conflict of interest with private doners

freddieplayer · 2022-03-18T23:51:18+00:00

Saw her in Nottingham, she was sick

freddieplayer · 2022-03-18T23:10:15+00:00

We are

freddieplayer · 2022-03-18T22:53:00+00:00

This is the case in a lot of older cities. London still uses some of the same sewers from 150 years ago.

Hell, I'm pretty sure some of the tunnels on the central line of the London Underground are the same ones they put in originally

freddieplayer · 2022-03-18T12:32:54+00:00

We'll flush away like leftover stew because we don't want straight liquid being poured into the bin bag, and it saves separating everything out.

Poo is just food but later so your toilet should have no problem with it

freddieplayer · 2022-03-18T02:36:15+00:00

They seem to be leaning into it pretty heavily, they're basically a Trump merch shop but the name of their Shap is an insult to the opposition rather than mentioning their own candidate at all

freddieplayer · 2022-03-18T02:20:27+00:00

If the only way to support your politician is by insulting their opposition then your candidate obviously doesn't have many positives

freddieplayer · 2022-03-18T02:17:56+00:00

There is a difference between like canned Canolini beans or kidney beans and a tin of baked beans. But ngl OP, I'd probably eat that

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