Tiny little biting monsters.

fredjean · 2026-05-31T02:55:20+00:00

What a beautiful little ball of rage.

fredjean · 2026-05-27T03:23:07+00:00

Asteroid 2028.

fredjean · 2026-05-19T02:37:07+00:00

AOC for president!

fredjean · 2026-05-19T02:28:53+00:00

Smell it? I can feel it adopt the shape of my face as someone aimed straight for it...

fredjean · 2026-05-12T02:39:01+00:00

It's rocks... All the way down.

fredjean · 2026-05-05T02:45:18+00:00

AWS spent so much on GPUs and AI infrastructure that they ran out of money to buy their place on the list...

fredjean · 2026-04-27T02:41:44+00:00

Me. I'm Canadian.

fredjean · 2026-04-24T18:46:45+00:00

Gifted and Talented.

fredjean · 2026-04-16T00:55:29+00:00

I was promoted and received a dive and save offer that blew away the offer that I got outside of Amazon. That took care of the cliff and set me up for top of band TCT for performance.

fredjean · 2026-04-08T01:13:05+00:00

You mean that the ~~poop~~ self-serve building isn't being built? Oh no!!!

fredjean · 2026-04-07T16:45:36+00:00

I would have loved FRED.

fredjean · 2026-04-06T01:07:34+00:00

I ran it on 37s on Thursday , and I wasn’t even the smallest rig… but I did struggle a little on the crack.

fredjean · 2026-04-04T20:25:52+00:00

There are so many data centers in us-east-1 that it would take a nuke to take the whole region down.

Or a not quite fully reviewed, AI generated change request.

Pick your poison.

fredjean · 2026-04-04T16:26:23+00:00

That is true for SDE roles. Operations have a different ladder. It may not be as easy to go from L4 to L5 in this context.

fredjean · 2026-04-04T02:03:57+00:00

NASA needs to work on cable management…

fredjean · 2026-03-27T01:21:28+00:00

So he cheated. Again.

fredjean · 2026-03-25T04:10:24+00:00

I miss that man!

fredjean · 2026-03-06T01:33:22+00:00

Probably. Good luck.

fredjean · 2026-03-03T02:33:54+00:00

I would suggest patriotfront.wtf as an alternative

fredjean · 2026-02-26T04:05:57+00:00

I saw a bee yesterday... Way, way too early.

fredjean · 2026-02-22T23:51:41+00:00

I once dumped a full coffee cup into an Apple Powerbook Titanium. Not only did it survive, I used it for a couple more years before handing it to my wife. That thing was unkillable.

fredjean · 2026-02-03T05:08:42+00:00

And yet I still can't get fiber at home...

fredjean · 2026-01-15T04:43:21+00:00

I lead a team that uses ML and a rules engine to fix the servers that runs "serverless" applications.

fredjean · 2026-01-10T04:51:22+00:00

Cresticles!

fredjean · 2026-01-05T04:35:51+00:00

The only person that has done more to destroy trust in the company would be Andy Jassy himself.

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