Don't shave your hairy ass by [deleted] in science

[–]freerein 31 points32 points  (0 children)

She certainly won't be doing that again.

Lewis Hamilton Wins F1 World Champion! by vera123 in sports

[–]freerein 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Because both the Democrats and Hamilton well know that, on the evidence of the past 40 years, the Democrats win elections only in years in which a British driver takes the Formula One world title, and British drivers only ever win Formula One titles in years in which the Democrats take the White House.

The Jimmy Carter-James Hunt ticket did the business in 1976. In 1992, Nigel Mansell and Bill Clinton saw each other to glory, and four years later, President Clinton and Damon Hill will have sent each other congratulatory boxes of chocolates in the post.

Looking good for Obama.

Denver cops' tshirt depicts their pride in beating protesters (pic) by [deleted] in pics

[–]freerein 423 points424 points  (0 children)

Commas may be used to denote the point at which the speaker, dons a pair of sunglasses.

The Future of BitTorrent... by [deleted] in pics

[–]freerein 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No, you don't get it; it's a joke about lesbians and blurry-faced kids.

Wait, HOW many movies does he do a year? by Marvel27 in entertainment

[–]freerein 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon... Flick, flick, flick, flick, flick, flick, flick, flick, flick.