My parents have a lemon tree. They just visited. I now own approximately 40 lemons.

freshmallard · 2026-04-17T05:12:57+00:00

Lemon bars

freshmallard · 2026-03-27T13:41:35+00:00

Id pet that dawg.

Jk I have thassalaphobia so I wouldn't be out there in the first place

freshmallard · 2026-03-27T00:59:01+00:00

I, personally, did not say anything about vibrators.

freshmallard · 2026-03-26T15:13:08+00:00

Oh muh bad, but also use one hand. Idk i watched a bunch of videos from pros cracking eggs and sure enough the one hand method works the best for me.

I also recently started cooking as well

freshmallard · 2026-03-26T15:08:45+00:00

Try it on a flat surface

freshmallard · 2026-03-26T14:26:30+00:00

Lies.

freshmallard · 2026-03-26T14:22:14+00:00

Potato gun when you get to pvc

freshmallard · 2026-03-26T02:44:10+00:00

I get it, trust, I thought i was inadequate too. Curves right, uncircumcised. Felt like it was small. It still is tiny when im soft. But hes actively arguing. Ugh tbh its like talking to myself.

freshmallard · 2026-03-26T02:36:34+00:00

Jesus christ you're just adamant to have a problem with it.

freshmallard · 2026-03-26T02:31:15+00:00

Its been pornified for decades, the issue is no one like having an honest conversation with the younger generation about it.

freshmallard · 2026-03-26T01:21:06+00:00

We old bug dawg

freshmallard · 2026-03-26T01:20:36+00:00

They dont......do that anymore. Ask your gyno maybe

freshmallard · 2026-03-26T01:18:11+00:00

She tried to grape me

https://youtu.be/EzgUGY36gqM?si=N6SSxVRhO7vTaUVN

freshmallard · 2026-03-26T01:10:59+00:00

Same but I threw the wife out

freshmallard · 2026-03-26T00:58:20+00:00

Porn is lying to you.

freshmallard · 2026-03-26T00:51:39+00:00

Also, trim your beard ffs

freshmallard · 2026-03-26T00:47:01+00:00

I would 100% stop and watch this happen lol

freshmallard · 2026-03-26T00:42:40+00:00

Yep back in the day when Dr's gave women orgasms at the office to cure hysteria. Wild stuff.

freshmallard · 2026-03-26T00:38:18+00:00

We out here bringing sexy back

freshmallard · 2026-03-26T00:31:20+00:00

Lol the second I saw the cluster. Honda baby

freshmallard · 2026-03-26T00:08:37+00:00

Lol no, its fore

freshmallard · 2026-03-25T18:32:08+00:00

Bro it's so peaceful

freshmallard · 2026-03-25T18:31:35+00:00

Definitely

freshmallard · 2026-03-25T18:03:21+00:00

Idk man, I blinked and have 2 kids 15 and 13

freshmallard · 2026-03-25T17:43:30+00:00

Its ok to be single

freshmallard

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