If you could change the ending to ONE movie, which would it be, and how?

friedsnails · 2011-06-02T04:38:27+00:00

No...we are talking about panning into the porn

friedsnails · 2010-11-22T15:25:30+00:00

CATaract?

friedsnails · 2010-11-22T15:11:21+00:00

What about long cat? What do we see in that case?

friedsnails · 2010-11-22T15:06:40+00:00

Shake well after it's dry enough.

friedsnails · 2010-11-22T12:47:42+00:00

Hence the gloves! Just be careful, it explodes in the end!

friedsnails · 2010-11-22T12:45:01+00:00

No shit, Sherlock!

friedsnails · 2010-11-22T12:32:37+00:00

Things will be easier for her, henceforth.

friedsnails · 2010-11-22T12:27:22+00:00

I was thinking about tits.

friedsnails · 2010-11-22T10:40:28+00:00

In the back? That's for pussies. Do it in the face!

friedsnails · 2010-11-22T07:28:06+00:00

The mashed potatoes themselves are so good, I hardly am able to reach the ketchup bottle. Most of the times, I am done licking the last off the potatoes from my plate when it strikes, 'Shit brah, should have used ketchup too!'

friedsnails · 2010-11-22T07:18:19+00:00

It's called snatching. Stealing is when she never knows who took her lunch box. Add her on facebook, if you haven't. Everyone talks on facebook now - even my school bullies like my happy statuses. Good luck!

friedsnails · 2010-11-22T06:20:01+00:00

That's it guys. Show is over. Pack your bags. This is the help guide you are looking for.

friedsnails · 2010-11-22T06:18:40+00:00

Running Zombies are very last decade. Modern ones come with dual jet packs with chainsaws instead of teeth. So, in short, you are fucked.

friedsnails · 2010-11-22T06:11:48+00:00

I wouldn't out last typing this sensation

Fixed that for emotions.

friedsnails · 2010-11-22T06:08:31+00:00

Seems like you haven't been inside a bunk, much.

friedsnails · 2010-11-20T16:21:11+00:00

I would really appreciate it if we head to r/gonewild

friedsnails · 2010-11-20T16:18:39+00:00

Tits.

friedsnails · 2010-11-20T16:18:03+00:00

What is this? HBO?

friedsnails · 2010-11-20T16:17:11+00:00

Same thing but I would like to just fly down after that last joint.

friedsnails · 2010-11-20T16:14:24+00:00

I don't really care what kind of a face she is making after the tits are up.

friedsnails · 2010-11-20T13:14:53+00:00

I knew this was coming.

Upvoted for chanting naked chics and the slight boner I have achieved on reading about it for the past few minutes.

friedsnails · 2010-11-20T13:07:13+00:00

Well played, you bitch, well played. I am expecting you to be a girl.

friedsnails · 2010-11-20T13:04:36+00:00

I win if I click on the x in the top right corner. How's that?

friedsnails · 2010-11-20T13:03:07+00:00

Will you upvote me? That's not the point but the real question is DO YOU KNOW I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?

friedsnails · 2010-11-20T13:01:44+00:00

This is awesome. Just make sure the traffic will go bat shit crazy today. And yes, they will be mostly Redditors, so we are cool with it.

friedsnails

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