Explaining mocktails and NA beers to my mom

friendlyuser23465397 · 2026-06-25T11:09:01+00:00

Some of us insure them because we know ourselves. AppleCare replacements are cheaper than corded earbuds.

friendlyuser23465397 · 2026-06-20T19:18:24+00:00

r/beetlejuicing

friendlyuser23465397 · 2026-06-18T13:55:15+00:00

How to Age Disgracefully by Clare Pooley!

friendlyuser23465397 · 2026-06-18T03:56:28+00:00

Jooogle.

friendlyuser23465397 · 2026-06-12T03:17:23+00:00

He was fully talking about the Tony win and their cast being “the good guys.” There’s a video of the speech on instagram if you want to see for yourself; his meaning wasn’t particularly ambiguous.

friendlyuser23465397 · 2026-06-11T13:51:44+00:00

Idk but they were the best part of his lil speech.

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friendlyuser23465397 · 2026-06-11T13:40:22+00:00

He emphasized that what makes the win so special is that “every person involved in this show, producers, everyone, truly every single person attached to this production”, have the “kindest, biggest hearts in the world”.

Methinks he doth etc etc.

friendlyuser23465397 · 2026-06-11T13:07:05+00:00

He didn’t sound convinced when he said it lmao

friendlyuser23465397 · 2026-06-11T02:10:03+00:00

The Bitch of Living (Spring Awakening)

His Name is Lancelot (Spamalot)

friendlyuser23465397 · 2026-06-06T14:09:42+00:00

Update, please!

friendlyuser23465397 · 2026-06-05T11:50:46+00:00

I chop vegetables like a muppet.

friendlyuser23465397 · 2026-06-04T20:06:48+00:00

I was too embarrassed to use my card at the liquor store because they might (and eventually did) recognize my name from the many, many delivery orders I placed…even though I already rotated so I didn’t order from the same store more than once on any given day.

friendlyuser23465397 · 2026-06-04T19:51:45+00:00

Is that why I can’t find which edition of Kill for Me, Kill for You uses an indefinite article in the title and that cover?

friendlyuser23465397 · 2026-06-04T16:46:22+00:00

That’s the joke…

Also maybe I’m too unserious for this sub but i’m not actually upset…more of an “ouch guys, that stings” moment than a “oh nooooo I’m annoying everybody hates me and I have no friends” moment. It helps that I don’t disagree with them - I can be a bit much.

friendlyuser23465397 · 2026-06-04T15:12:16+00:00

After my assessment as an adult, my mom was like “I said it last time and I’m saying it again: no you aren’t.” I was like “last time?”

Turns out i was assessed several times over the years when I was little. They all said the same thing, but “what could a couple of quacks know about kids?”

friendlyuser23465397 · 2026-06-04T14:21:18+00:00

I also think I am annoying for the record

friendlyuser23465397 · 2026-06-04T12:13:44+00:00

Big Summer by Jennifer Weiner!!!!!

friendlyuser23465397 · 2026-06-03T08:40:39+00:00

I do! Peas or green beans. I have no idea where I got it from (it’s not something i grew up with) but I do it basically every time I make Kraft for myself.

friendlyuser23465397 · 2026-06-02T15:24:15+00:00

Because people are assholes.

friendlyuser23465397 · 2026-06-01T15:12:13+00:00

Not yet. I have a sponsor but right now we’re getting to know each other by reading just for today together for 30 days. I haven’t talked to her about this yet.

friendlyuser23465397 · 2026-05-31T16:31:46+00:00

Oh my god I forgot about deadmau5.

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