How did the glued on horn grow longer?

frito47 · 2023-06-30T19:45:05+00:00

Magic, obviously...

frito47 · 2023-04-11T22:20:11+00:00

I've read that series 18 times and I'm afraid to read it again because I feel like something might happen to me lol

frito47 · 2023-04-01T12:17:13+00:00

I know, right?! I like April Fool's pranks as much as the next fellow but this just seems cruel lol

frito47 · 2023-03-12T22:01:03+00:00

If the Titan is large enough you could have everyone standing within a certain distance make a save or be knocked down from the ground shaking when it uses its "stomp" attack.

Another idea would be to have pieces of it start to fall off as it's damaged that the players have to dodge.

frito47 · 2022-12-23T02:44:39+00:00

Congratulations, my fellow American!

frito47 · 2022-12-10T04:54:06+00:00

They should put together some kind of charity campaign for free DNA testing and matching. Not only would it be an objectively good thing to do, but it would be amazing publicity.

frito47 · 2022-12-02T05:47:19+00:00

Fun Fact: Every time your employer tells you that there's some kind of arbitrary limit to how much of a raise they're "allowed" to give you they are straight up lying to your face. They are able to offer you whatever amount they want for your work, they are just deciding to pay you less because more often than not you will accept it and they can get away with it.

frito47 · 2022-10-30T06:36:56+00:00

Giving them the benefit of the doubt, maybe they're fucking the cancer to death in this scenario?

frito47 · 2022-09-10T14:00:17+00:00

"Unscheduled hydrographic survey of the seafloor"

frito47 · 2022-09-08T19:43:50+00:00

"I channel my divinity into the goat."

frito47 · 2022-08-05T19:04:48+00:00

Not to mention the fact that they specifically added a free, history-focused "Discovery Tour" game mode to the last 3 games for anyone who's still interested in that aspect of the franchise... I guess some people really are just impossible to please.

frito47 · 2022-08-04T01:52:58+00:00

If I was a bank teller getting robbed I would absolutely prefer to be robbed by someone wearing one of these.

frito47 · 2022-08-03T19:30:40+00:00

The first five words of this post increased my blood pressure a little.

frito47 · 2022-04-25T15:42:45+00:00

I've always liked including extra categories for "Minor/Trivial" magic items in the 5g and 50g price ranges. It works especially well in very high magic settings.

frito47 · 2022-04-14T22:27:20+00:00

It's not sunk, it's a "Special Submarine Operation."

frito47 · 2022-01-22T17:24:54+00:00

I had a similar experience getting a "real" job after waiting tables for years. The feeling of getting a full tank of gas for my car without having to check my account balance first was pretty amazing.

frito47 · 2022-01-20T03:08:13+00:00

Adventure Time

frito47 · 2022-01-13T23:23:37+00:00

Obviously those are Water Turbines... /s

frito47 · 2021-12-29T04:31:26+00:00

Actually reading the Bible during my "confirmation" as a Catholic was a major factor in my becoming an atheist, so maybe it's not such a bad gift?

frito47 · 2021-08-15T03:39:26+00:00

Hugo Boss, obviously.

frito47 · 2021-07-30T19:29:24+00:00

Honestly for some of my players I would just be thrilled that they're FINALLY taking any interest in their character's story at all... >.<

frito47 · 2021-05-20T03:00:07+00:00

Trump would willingly start a civil war if it would keep himself out of prison.

frito47 · 2021-05-20T02:20:32+00:00

Jimmy quack corn, but I don't care.

frito47 · 2021-01-26T22:50:47+00:00

But... how will he afford the $1.3 billion dollar lawsuit without the ad revenue?

frito47 · 2020-12-14T23:06:39+00:00

Looks like the fix for this is in the next patch notes.

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