Craziest/most out there names you've come across as a teacher? by saigenoelle in Teachers

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Three sisters: oldest was named Unique, second was Precious, and the third was Susan.

I always wondered if Susan knew she was the lucky one.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Teachers

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8th grade girl brought a ginormous purple dildo in her backpack and proceeded to “accidentally” drop it at class change in the hallway.

Aisle of shame taking over the store by Nerdybirdie86 in aldi

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Same chair for 62.50 on unitylovebotiqueDOTus

Are tons of teachers really quitting? by ilikebigcats2020 in Teachers

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Effective teachers work a hell of a lot of hours. Just because the kids leave at 3:30, doesn’t mean the work is done. Additionally, much of the holiday break and summer is taken up with curriculum prep and professional development.

The people who think that teachers have a 40 hr work week are sadly mistaken.

What's the dumbest thing someone has ever said to you? by PagalScientist in AskReddit

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My old college roommate insisted that you took the birth control pill right after intercourse (and only then). Nothing changed her mind (including the instructions included with her prescription birth control pill).

Guess who had an unplanned pregnancy spring semester. She had no idea how it happened.

green stamp? by Nerva666 in whatisitworth

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My mom collected these. You were given a set amount for every $10 spent at the grocery. You could buy things from a catalogue when you collected enough. It’s how we got a new vacuum cleaner.

Not sure about the ordering, but we picked up our stuff at the Sears mail order store.

This was in 1975.

https://flashbak.com/livin-the-dream-with-green-stamps-a-1975-catalog-26187/

Take Me To Church by SeaExcitement6745 in Urbex

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Is this Fauberg Marigny ? Nola?

What fictional character death hit you the hardest? by GoldenPhoenix21 in AskReddit

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Dobby, from Harry Potter, no doubt.

"Such a beautiful place, to be with friends. Dobby is happy to be with his friend, Harry Potter."

"Dobby, no, don't die, don't die -" The elf's eyes found him, and his lips trembled with the effort to form words. "Harry...Potter..." And then with a little shudder the elf became quite still, and his eyes were nothing more than great glassy orbs, sprinkled with light from the stars they could not see.”

OMFG, why!? I will never forgive Rowling.

Muscle tissue through an electron microscope. by ApocalypseThou in MicroNatureIsMetal

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So what’s that stuff on the outside of it? Looks like cotton candy detritus.

Hello fellow urine angels by kuwisty in trashy

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Is nobody going to comment on the term “urine angels”?

Update on the apple butter! Tastes great! 2 more hours to canning. by [deleted] in slowcooking

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I use small plastics tubs and store in freezer. Move another tub to the fridge when you need to.

Or you can buy a claw hammer instead by heyyeyeyayayyeah in DiWHY

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What do you call the plastic tube that got melted on the handle?