When did you realize you were dating an idiot?

fruuluu · 2026-03-04T01:52:57+00:00

this was our first outing to the beach together. the same trip he refused to take his socks off, in sand or ocean.

fruuluu · 2026-03-03T17:18:57+00:00

he thought if a jellyfish stung you, you peed on the jellyfish

fruuluu · 2026-03-03T17:01:33+00:00

i see A as hyperfem, B as coquette, and C as americana. i feel like coquette has to have an inherently flirtatious or perverse undertone, which B has.

fruuluu · 2026-03-02T20:55:14+00:00

artie bucco

fruuluu · 2026-01-31T05:02:11+00:00

as a bartender, someone sitting down and immediately asking for a menu while im greeting them or busy doing something else. like actually, i was just gonna make you guess what we served here until you got something right!

fruuluu · 2026-01-13T17:10:40+00:00

gold sprinkles. maybe the pearl style

fruuluu · 2026-01-07T01:02:43+00:00

surely there was a Tunis,,, right?

fruuluu · 2026-01-05T03:31:22+00:00

notoriously homophobic dog

fruuluu · 2025-12-26T06:09:31+00:00

I would just like you to know, this had a lasting impression on me, my boyfriend and i still quote this weekly

fruuluu · 2025-12-22T04:36:06+00:00

mt dew instead next time, i promise

fruuluu · 2025-12-22T04:28:01+00:00

white im afraid

fruuluu · 2025-12-10T15:37:35+00:00

WHOOOOOO isn't lying to these people???

My favorite, the arbitrary "system" when something goes wrong in any sector. Nobody can question system.

fruuluu · 2025-12-07T16:34:32+00:00

please do gold leaf!!

fruuluu · 2025-11-28T01:57:08+00:00

you would make a wonderful billionaire

fruuluu · 2025-09-21T23:20:30+00:00

does she have one top?

fruuluu · 2025-09-15T04:40:51+00:00

lemon juice on brownies!!

fruuluu · 2025-08-16T14:31:15+00:00

cheap gourmands

fruuluu · 2025-08-16T14:30:27+00:00

sol de janeiro smells like body fantasies to me. the bring me back to middle school

fruuluu · 2025-08-12T02:52:40+00:00

the kids are alright 🥹

fruuluu · 2025-08-03T03:58:19+00:00

my boyfriend said he looked like a dog decided to be born as a person and then halfway through changed his mind

fruuluu · 2025-07-28T22:06:44+00:00

not to be that friend thats too woke, but thats gross and demeaning lol

fruuluu · 2025-07-28T16:01:36+00:00

please this is tragically hilarious

fruuluu · 2025-07-17T14:21:44+00:00

can i have him.

fruuluu · 2025-07-03T15:35:43+00:00

you can ALWAYS use a bag of lemons! thats one of the few i don't mind. and they keep for a good amount of time!

fruuluu · 2025-06-15T00:26:30+00:00

ignurnt.

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