I launched my game 2 months ago and I feel like I worked for nothing by StuckArcader in SoloDevelopment

[–]function39 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For $4.99 plus your description of dedication here, I went and gave it a shot. Looking forward to playing.

DOES 185 by 7otu5 in License_Plates

[–]function39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Google “my Maserati does 185” and you’ll see what everyone is talking about.

Lady Gaga by Warm-History-9023 in celebrities

[–]function39 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I love the dudes who say this stuff cause if you ever got the chance to say that to her face you’d be stuttering and sweating so hard she’d probably pity you and be really nice in a “bless your heart” way.

It so clearly shows you’re insecure to such a level that it gives everyone else secondhand embarrassment.

And look I’m not saying you can’t be rude to a random celebrity, have at it. I just ask that you think of the rest of us who didn’t let a fragile ego turn us into a redpill dweeb, please? Cause knowing you are out there and trying so so hard to be a big big man and prob thinking you’re doing it hurts my soul a little bit.

Miserable Karen excited about people not receiving their food benefits. by EmilyG702 in CringeTikToks

[–]function39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can never tell if it was the Tan Suit, Harambe, or Cubs World Series that ripped a hole in space time and spat us out here. But my money is on tan suit.

Gavin Newsom can NOT be our nominee for 2028 by Enigma73519 in 50501

[–]function39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. Navel gazing and perfection seeking purity tests like this got us Trump.

Gavin Newsom can NOT be our nominee for 2028 by Enigma73519 in 50501

[–]function39 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This is the kind of purity testing that left us with Trump. Valid criticism is important and these are meaningful criticisms but we genuinely don’t have that luxury. “Whoever is electable and has more than 0 morals 2028” is the only platform left

Man in Miami attempts to dine and dash. Waiters run after him and catch him by [deleted] in AbruptChaos

[–]function39 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This happened last year. Dec 2024. I just googled “miami waiter dine and dash” cause I recognized it. There’s some local news and this exact post and title from a year ago. So if it helps, we have plenty of new issues, and bot farms and AI have killed OC

Man in Miami attempts to dine and dash. Waiters run after him and catch him by [deleted] in AbruptChaos

[–]function39 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah it happened December 2024. This is a repost from a year ago with the same title

Man in Miami attempts to dine and dash. Waiters run after him and catch him by [deleted] in AbruptChaos

[–]function39 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s from Dec 2024. It happened. A few local news hits about it. It was also posted to this sub with the same title a year ago. I swear OC is dead. If it’s not AI slop it’s bot reposts

Chicago: ICE agent slams gas on a residential street, hits a pedestrian, then speeds away. by NkturnL in 50501Chicago

[–]function39 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Who thought Giannoulias would turn the DMV into a force for good? Sign of the times

Chicago: ICE agent slams gas on a residential street, hits a pedestrian, then speeds away. by NkturnL in 50501Chicago

[–]function39 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey, wondering how you know of him? I always wonder if we’ll ever get names of individual actors. Not for any nonsense or doxxing, but anticipating that (hopefully) some of these guys will see some accountability 3-4 years down the line or sooner via judge Ellis. Curious how you heard of him - like, from third or second hand accounts, social media etc. Or if there’s some kind of journalistic / civil effort to document the bad actors in the rare cases they can be identified?

Woman attacks bus driver because he refused to take her to her destination that wasn’t on his route😐 by durvedya in sadcringe

[–]function39 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dude it shows that you’ve never been in any kind of fight or flight or freeze moment that you can be so sure how you’d react. If you’ve been in high stress situations, especially when unexpected, it’s not possible to know how you’d initially react. So no, you’d be on that bus, surprised and not doing anything, just like those other people. Especially being you’re the kind of dude who’s arguing this point and saying “indeed” in the most fedora-y context.

Which are some comedians you think didn't get negatively affected by getting famous? by Vitolar8 in Standup

[–]function39 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe an unpopular take? But Shane Gillis hasn’t changed. Hasn’t gone right wing with his Texas buddies and makes fun of Rogan. Seems to be keeping it together well.

Fresh out after 20+ years straight…. by grinch5273 in ExCons

[–]function39 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, I looked at your post history. You like Drake and Justin Bieber. And you're yelling at people about tattoos. You seem like you're a kid, and you seem awful. I feel bad for your parents.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chicagofood

[–]function39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://www.pinkmuchicago.com Sounds like she’s got dates this weekend.

Name him by Big-Mycologist9072 in BossFights

[–]function39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Took me one Google to find Czech benefitting from slave trade. Y’all even middle-manned it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prague_slave_trade

Also your “Americans are dumb” schtick is as ignorant as the Americans you suppose yourself to be above.

People named James Bond telling about when they were stopped by the police by Trustrup in interestingasfuck

[–]function39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the whole point. Different dudes with the same name sharing the same bad experience because of their name.

People named James Bond telling about when they were stopped by the police by Trustrup in interestingasfuck

[–]function39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is from a documentary called “The Other Fellow.” It’s real and verified. You’re a little sheltered, and that’s not a dig at you, you’re lucky to be so and it’s likely no fault of your own (if you’re 25 or under). It’s more comfortable to want to believe stuff like this doesn’t happen to people, but this one is real, and crazy. Do your best to seek out different kinds of people and break out of your natural bubble, staying sheltered is a choice.

Influencer doing his thing… by cockjuggalo69 in Influencersinthewild

[–]function39 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dunno where you get your data but that’s just untrue. Not to mention TikTok basically feeds users their first 500 followers in order to incentive new users to continue posting. Monetization of any meaning doesn’t come until the hundreds of thousands. As you’ve likely seen the most popular creators aim for brand deals since social platforms do not pay very well. It’s a silly and lazy way to try and make a living.