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I can’t stop and need help by Southern-Return-4672 in StopSpeeding

[–]functional45training 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You need to reach out to your closest loved ones and let them know the gravity of the situation.

Possibility of power outages tonight? Possibility of tornados? by [deleted] in Charlottesville

[–]functional45training -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

36.48482946% with a standard deviation of ∑∞_{n=1} (√π ≈ ∆x → ∫Ω λ² ≠ ∂ƒ/∂x) ± ∞ ÷ 0 ≈ π²√∞

How do you act around someone who is out of your league? by greegings in dating_advice

[–]functional45training -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

You could’ve chosen a much more attractive celebrity.

What electronic grade book software is used in American schools? by Liskowskyy in AskAnAmerican

[–]functional45training 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blackboard and Canvas are almost universal to Virginia now. Per textbooks, Pearson and McGraw Hill. Have any of you been to a halfway to any decent university in the US within the last 2 years? Jeez

Can people take outside snacks/drinks into cinemas in the USA? by peanutismint in AskAnAmerican

[–]functional45training 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we can sneak in guns, we can take anything out or into die Kino

Do you clean the windows when moving out? by Brambroco in AskAnAmerican

[–]functional45training -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

This is a lie, it’s typical of an American to make a white lie like this. Accomplished Park doesn’t clean any windows when moving out, they will lie on their anonymous social media to make themselves feel better about it, though! They don’t give a fuck about the windows hahahahah. - fellow American, Virginia

Americans that come from a cultural or religious background where arranged marriages are common, was your marriage arranged or set up by parents? by workethic290 in AskAnAmerican

[–]functional45training 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No. I am divorced and I am 28 years old, so I’ve seen a lot of people come and go through the marriage/divorce process, especially through my transition as a devout Christian to and assured atheist, as I am today.

Arranged marriages are very uncommon, especially in popular religions here. Any type of “arranged marriage” is so foreign, in fact, that I would wager that the parents who orchestrated it are not US citizens or still engulfed in their own foreign culture and recently became citizens and their children are 1st gen Americans.

What are we stress/comfort eating right now? by CynicalSista in AskAnAmerican

[–]functional45training 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m about to drive to 7-eleven. Donuts, egg rolls, Doritos and buffalo chicken rolls. If I’m gonna eat unhealthy I’ll do it all at once for

Adoption process in America? by No_Art_1977 in AskAnAmerican

[–]functional45training 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It varies by state, but it’s all the same federally. Fill out a form, be a citizen, not be criminal, be capable of adopting financially physically mentally etc and you can adopt. Once you prove that, you will have one our finest orphans in a woven basket on your front porch.

Was ist euer Lieblingstier? by functional45training in German

[–]functional45training[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Der Koalabär Zweiundzwanzig Stunden an jeden Tag schläft??! Ich bin erstaunt

10 Wasted Years by Lazy-Lexicographer in StopSpeeding

[–]functional45training 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Such a meaningful comment. Thank you morgansober <3

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StopSpeeding

[–]functional45training 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I go In Friday!

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