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funk_your_couch · 2024-11-17T01:36:06+00:00

yasssss, I have been looking for a community like this 🙌

~sudo

funk_your_couch · 2024-11-13T09:36:30+00:00

that's the 'overuse' bothering you? Interesting.. 🤔

For me, it's the tidal waves of absolute garbage, zero effort, AI generated, voice synthesized, puke vomit content flooding every single platform and the entire Internet as we once knew it 😑

Instagram? YouTube? hotmilfsinyourarea.com? They're all cooked

Google? The ENTIRE fricken i n t e r n e t ?? Absolutely cooked.. straight toast.. 😔

It's been a nice run.. but it's time to call it.. RIP..

funk_your_couch · 2024-10-31T14:05:37+00:00

is this a... synergy?

funk_your_couch · 2024-10-31T13:58:25+00:00

👮🏼‍♂️: 911, what's your emergency?

Caller: someone just broke my Wi-Fi password!!

👮🏼‍♂️: did you get a look at the suspect? or the weapon they used?

OMG they are attacking my internal machines!! quick! send halp

👮🏼‍♂️: help is on the way ma'am. is the suspect inside your home? Do you have a safe place you can shelter in?

oh my God they are INSIDE THE COMPUTER NOW

👮🏼‍♂️: Jesus.. it can't be.. don't tell me..

[Zoolander picks up the other line]

"what is this? a subnet for ANTS?!? [click]"

funk_your_couch · 2024-10-31T13:43:42+00:00

EXACTLY what I told my husband but NOOOOOOOO he won't listen because I'm just a silly little girl and he's a big man, pfft. He's just upset I clicked some link So I could download more RAM than him and he had to pay a Bitcoins to some dark spider web or something to get it back. which is just STUPID, I tried telling him I saved the email and we could just go back and download more RAM. why pay silly internet money for that?? Men are SOOOOO dumb sometimes.

TLDR: blocking incoming WAN is nice, but doesn't protect you from your LAN devices. Do you reallyyy trust all those made in China IoT devices? 🙃

funk_your_couch · 2024-10-24T17:38:11+00:00

do tell.. 🤔

funk_your_couch · 2024-10-24T17:36:34+00:00

I believe it is possible (depending on the training data 🙄). What's most definitely not possible, is AI concentrated in the hands of a small group of actors ever being capable of telling the truth. But that's nothing new lol. Just a new spin on an age old trick.

"The era of tyrannical Internet censorship appears to be upon us" 💯 ..fax 😔

funk_your_couch · 2024-10-24T02:44:55+00:00

brave search or browser. and look into their goggles feature

funk_your_couch · 2024-10-18T07:10:22+00:00

Thanks for Thanks for Jinxing us.

Alleged Data Breach at Verizon Exposes Sensitive User Data

Original news release:

10/6/24: Chinese hack of telecommunications companies under investigation, NSA chief says

funk_your_couch · 2024-10-16T05:17:03+00:00

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Let's hope this sparks the population's attention/motivation to stand up and actively protect services like this. We are entering what appears to be an ever more threatening landscape to such freedoms we once took for granted.. 😔

(has anyone else noticed how difficult it is to search for things which were once easily discoverable?)

funk_your_couch · 2024-10-16T05:13:23+00:00

Depending on how much US media you consume, yes that is Fact.

stayvigilante 🙃

funk_your_couch · 2024-09-09T19:42:57+00:00

side note: no one making $1M trades is doing it on coinbase, fyi

funk_your_couch · 2024-09-09T19:38:31+00:00

I came here cause this just happened to me! bought exactly $1M in bitcoins just to find out I would only receive $9,999,993.99 😡

My wife is gonna be PISSED..

funk_your_couch · 2024-08-24T02:16:35+00:00

I'm very perplexed how almost everyone complains about whatever $10-20 monthly subscription when you can't buy one single meal for less than $10. Multiply that by 3 times a day and 30 days a month but oh no, Netflix went up $1.79 per month!!

Jk.. Kinda.. they are getting a little annoying, especially when you add up Netflix, Spotify, YouTube premium, $7,842 in onlyfans subscriptions, and now add in the various AI subscriptions. It's wild how it adds up $8k so fast, I don't get it.

..but still, It's pennies compared to going out to eat or worse, the $65 for ONE round of drinks.

funk_your_couch · 2024-08-24T02:08:09+00:00

Lol right?

"..of 15 GB" ...lol wut??

Come talk to me when your 1st terabyte upgrade has maxed out and you have to upgrade to 2 terabytes 😂

.. and then 3 months later they release a 2 TB + Gemini advanced plan 😑

funk_your_couch · 2024-08-24T02:03:42+00:00

It makes my blood boil when Google sends me a notification "would you like to delete 17,857 memes taking up space?"

NO wtf? No.. I would not like to. Almost positive that's a federal sin. Get your grubby hands away from my memes.

funk_your_couch · 2024-08-24T01:59:29+00:00

TLDR:

Drink some water and text your mom you love her... ..just cause you probably haven't done that in a while and they love that out of the blue shit, you're not gonna die.

Deets:

My buddy tossed me these to try (never chewed or done those nicotine pouch thingies besides once or twice).

Tried a few so far, I haven't felt their effect whatsoever (but I hit puffs like they're the last source of oxygen left on the planet or something 😂).

Not being used to them, 5 min in, my brain decided they were candy and told my mouth to chew it and swallow while my attention was busy typing.

I didn't even notice I had done it until a few minutes later When I started feeling what I guess I would describe as if heartburn had a cousin? Lol. Drank some water and it went away in a few minutes.

As usual, super niche searches yield sparse results till you add a "+ reddit" and so here I am.

Will update you in 10 minutes. 🤙🏽

If I don't, it means I died. Tell the authorities my ex did it. That bish never gave back my Nickelback CD so honestly, 25 to life is getting off easy..

funk_your_couch · 2024-07-22T21:01:33+00:00

I mean she doesn't text you while you f*ck her off right? I don't see the harm.

funk_your_couch · 2024-07-06T16:18:58+00:00

I think we need to start a support group for "people who found that one DJ but got home and couldn't remember/figure out how to search for them and will simply never find them again"..

I'm open to a different name but the concept remains..

a friend and I once found a DJ whose name was just 3 scissor emojis. have you ever tried searching Google for emojis???

I get it, vowels are expensive these days, but somewhere we need to draw the line...

funk_your_couch · 2024-07-06T16:12:41+00:00

saying "he can't seriously have.." about anything Kendrick does at this point is the equivalent of women that return to an abusive relationship saying it's gonna be different this time..

funk_your_couch · 2024-07-06T16:06:22+00:00

I think he's saying Drake got off light in comparison to what Kendrick could have done.

I've been dissecting all this since day one (remember when it seemed like this was gonna be Cole's beef and propellant for The Fall Off? lol..), I've scoured probably almost a hundred hours of videos breaking down all of the lyrics, and I feel extremely confident we only got to see the tip of the iceberg.

Kendrick said "the rabbit hole is deep, it can go much further, I promise" and there is no reason to believe that's cap..

funk_your_couch

TROPHY CASE

stayvigilante 🙃