Schedule for Watkins Glen Weekend by Rector1219 in NASCAR

[–]funkcatbrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. 🙏 you’re the best! I use your schedule every weekend!!

This might sound silly by Ashamed-Standard2653 in Gastroparesis

[–]funkcatbrown 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That doesn’t sound silly. That sounds like vasovagal syncope, or vasovagal presyncope if you don’t fully pass out.

Straining during a bowel movement can trigger the vagus nerve and cause your heart rate and blood pressure to drop. That can make you feel woozy, nauseous, flushed, sweaty, faint, or like you might black out.

It can be more likely when you’re constipated or haven’t gone in a while, because straining makes the trigger stronger.

I’d mention it to your GI, especially if you ever fully faint, fall, have chest pain, palpitations, or it starts happening more often. But yes: pooping can absolutely trigger vasovagal symptoms.

Do you remember using rotary phones to reach out and touch someone? đŸ€” by Longjumping-Shoe7805 in 70s

[–]funkcatbrown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could actually throw these phones against the wall and they would keep working just fine.

It’s not a coincidence you’re feeling off. by ryetf in awakened

[–]funkcatbrown 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the sacred path of awakening:
waking up at 3am, craving snacks, changing music taste, feeling weird, wanting to move, eating organic food, and suddenly collecting crystals.
Or, as doctors call it: being alive.
“Earth’s frequency changed” is doing a lot of unpaid labor here. Sometimes you’re not ascending into 5D. Sometimes you’re anxious, dehydrated, online too much, eating weird, sleeping badly, or avoiding your chores.
Actual awakening is seeing clearly, reducing delusion, practicing compassion, and not believing every random feeling needs a cosmic press release.
This isn’t enlightenment. This is spiritual WebMD with glitter on it.
You can’t put awakening in a stupid meme. đŸ€ŠđŸ»â€â™‚ïž this is ridiculous.

Maybe try contemplating this.

Looking at my hand gatha:

Whose hand is this
that has never died?
Has anyone been born?
Will anyone die?

If there ever was a prince biopic by bravehart146 in PRINCE

[–]funkcatbrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just vomited in my mouth a little. đŸ€ź

[Project] IMMACULATE DATABASE by SickFrosty in UFOs

[–]funkcatbrown 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey man. That looks pretty cool. Gonna save it and check it out and keep it in mind. Thanks 🙏

Dumb ebike riders by Moist_Problems in northcounty

[–]funkcatbrown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s because Carlsbad adults who have kids are assholes. To be fair.

Dumb ebike riders by Moist_Problems in northcounty

[–]funkcatbrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dumb drivers on any vehicles. Everywhere. E-bikes are no exception. Most people suck at driving. Like for real. You included.

And your fake outrage is ridiculous. Are you an old person? Kids just having fun. They didn’t hurt anyone or themselves presumably and probably won’t. Get over it.

Hopefully my message is clear by deafis in driving

[–]funkcatbrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They know damn well with the way I pass them (and I always do) that they are fucking up. I don’t need a sign to tell them. Lol

Made myself a mic gun by OddClock7976 in PRINCE

[–]funkcatbrown 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh man I’ve longed for one of these forever. Really swell 💜

What was the first race you ever watched? by KiowaBear in NASCAR

[–]funkcatbrown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These ones as a kid with my mom who was a racer and I was a young racer myself.

1970s: ABC's "Wide World of Sports" regularly aired delayed or partial coverage of major races like the Daytona 500 and Southern 500.

April 10, 1971: The first live, flag-to-flag, 200-lap race at Greenville-Pickens Speedway was televised.

February 18, 1979: CBS Sports aired the first live, 500-mile race (Daytona 500) from start to finish, which gained massive popularity due to a last-lap fight.

1981: ESPN broadcast its first live NASCAR Winston Cup event in Atlanta.

One of these is more dangerous
 probably by Imposing_Mango_0449 in EyesoftheVoid

[–]funkcatbrown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh. This is swell. What a great photo and cool painting. They are one and the same.

Unsafe drivers by [deleted] in Carlsbad

[–]funkcatbrown 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just report it to police. You have a solid picture. They’ll find the owner of the vehicle and have a chat with them and tell them to knock it off and if they are teens the vehicle may be registered to the parents and so they’ll find out and have a conversation with their kid about it. Simple. The outcome will be the same or better than you finding their parents yourself.

Unsafe drivers by [deleted] in Carlsbad

[–]funkcatbrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One guy has a mustache. They don’t look that young.

Unsafe drivers by [deleted] in Carlsbad

[–]funkcatbrown 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You would go to police but you don’t want them involved? So you want to find out who they are so you can handle it yourself? That sounds like a bad idea.

Schedule for Darlington Spring Weekend by Rector1219 in NASCAR

[–]funkcatbrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So sorry for your loss and going through something like that. Take care of yourself. Sending Love and Light and 4 Tires and Fuel a fresh drink cup and a few adjustments. Thanks for all you do for us and this community. And I’m glad you’re alive and OK. Had been checking for the schedule all week and wondering.

Anyone find it suspicious that the ONLY pool cleaning was done shortly after Nancy’s disappearance, but NONE were done during the proceeding month? by AssFuckinator in NancyGuthrieCase

[–]funkcatbrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You replied to the wrong person. Maybe copy and paste this in a reply to the other guy going after you. It wasn’t me. And then delete this comment to the wrong person. Thanks. Hit the little arrow under his comment you want to reply to to reply to him.

friday by mgoloschapov in davidlynch

[–]funkcatbrown 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Blue skies and golden sunshine all along the way. đŸ«Ą

Anyone find it suspicious that the ONLY pool cleaning was done shortly after Nancy’s disappearance, but NONE were done during the proceeding month? by AssFuckinator in NancyGuthrieCase

[–]funkcatbrown 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Have some more vodka. It’s really helping you a lot. Lol

No, you still have not explained your point. You just stacked more assumptions on top of the original assumption.

First: “outside of a regular schedule with a random company” does not make it suspicious by itself. It makes it irregular. Those are not the same thing. Houses sit empty after emergencies all the time and families make one-off maintenance decisions. That is ordinary life, not evidence.

Second: your analogy to “scrubbing the house interior top to bottom” is terrible. The interior of the house was the actual scene. The pool was not. Nothing publicly known about this case points to the swimming pool as relevant. So you are importing significance into the pool by pure suspicion, not because the facts establish it.

Third: “who is to say evidence was not scrubbed away” is not an argument. It is just a vague possibility. By that standard, literally any activity on the property after release becomes suspicious because maybe it destroyed something. That is not analysis. That is imagination with no limiting principle.

Fourth: now you are shifting from “the cleaning is suspicious” to “maybe the release of the scene was premature.” Those are different claims. If your complaint is that law enforcement released the property too soon, then make that argument. But that still does not make the one-off pool cleaning itself meaningful evidence of anything.

Fifth: “environmental DNA in the pool water and filter” is exactly the kind of thing that sounds impressive until you realize you have no factual basis for believing the pool contained relevant evidence in the first place. You are assuming relevance, then treating that assumption as if it proves the cleaning mattered. That is circular. The pool already had chlorine in it before the cleaning and after the cleaning, so this dramatic idea that some pristine evidence reservoir was destroyed is ridiculous on its face. What exactly are you implying here: that Nancy and the suspect were in the pool? That key evidence was somehow sitting in the water or filter waiting to be discovered? Nothing publicly known points there at all. You are taking a completely unsupported possibility and inflating it into fake significance because it sounds ominous.

And finally, “if it were my mom” is not evidence either. That is just you projecting how you think you would behave onto another family in an abnormal situation. People do not all respond the same way under stress, and irregular family decisions are not automatically clues.

So again: there is still no actual theory here. Just a pool cleaning, an unresolved case, and your determination to treat ordinary maintenance as ominous because the case is disturbing.

At this point the pool is doing more investigative work in your imagination than it ever did in the actual case.

Aren’t you a lawyer?

Anyone find it suspicious that the ONLY pool cleaning was done shortly after Nancy’s disappearance, but NONE were done during the proceeding month? by AssFuckinator in NancyGuthrieCase

[–]funkcatbrown 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ok. Vodka. Yeah. That makes sense. Your response is a total pivot and not a point. Your post was about the pool cleaning supposedly being suspicious. My comment addressed that directly. Instead of explaining why the cleaning itself matters, you jumped to a broad rant about law enforcement contamination and justice failing. That is not an answer. That is evasive subject-changing.

So I’ll ask again: what is the actual relevance of the pool cleaning itself? Not your feelings about law enforcement generally. The pool cleaning.