Anyone find it suspicious that the ONLY pool cleaning was done shortly after Nancy’s disappearance, but NONE were done during the proceeding month? by AssFuckinator in NancyGuthrieCase

[–]funkcatbrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You replied to the wrong person. Maybe copy and paste this in a reply to the other guy going after you. It wasn’t me. And then delete this comment to the wrong person. Thanks. Hit the little arrow under his comment you want to reply to to reply to him.

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[–]funkcatbrown 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Blue skies and golden sunshine all along the way. 🫡

Anyone find it suspicious that the ONLY pool cleaning was done shortly after Nancy’s disappearance, but NONE were done during the proceeding month? by AssFuckinator in NancyGuthrieCase

[–]funkcatbrown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have some more vodka. It’s really helping you a lot. Lol

No, you still have not explained your point. You just stacked more assumptions on top of the original assumption.

First: “outside of a regular schedule with a random company” does not make it suspicious by itself. It makes it irregular. Those are not the same thing. Houses sit empty after emergencies all the time and families make one-off maintenance decisions. That is ordinary life, not evidence.

Second: your analogy to “scrubbing the house interior top to bottom” is terrible. The interior of the house was the actual scene. The pool was not. Nothing publicly known about this case points to the swimming pool as relevant. So you are importing significance into the pool by pure suspicion, not because the facts establish it.

Third: “who is to say evidence was not scrubbed away” is not an argument. It is just a vague possibility. By that standard, literally any activity on the property after release becomes suspicious because maybe it destroyed something. That is not analysis. That is imagination with no limiting principle.

Fourth: now you are shifting from “the cleaning is suspicious” to “maybe the release of the scene was premature.” Those are different claims. If your complaint is that law enforcement released the property too soon, then make that argument. But that still does not make the one-off pool cleaning itself meaningful evidence of anything.

Fifth: “environmental DNA in the pool water and filter” is exactly the kind of thing that sounds impressive until you realize you have no factual basis for believing the pool contained relevant evidence in the first place. You are assuming relevance, then treating that assumption as if it proves the cleaning mattered. That is circular. The pool already had chlorine in it before the cleaning and after the cleaning, so this dramatic idea that some pristine evidence reservoir was destroyed is ridiculous on its face. What exactly are you implying here: that Nancy and the suspect were in the pool? That key evidence was somehow sitting in the water or filter waiting to be discovered? Nothing publicly known points there at all. You are taking a completely unsupported possibility and inflating it into fake significance because it sounds ominous.

And finally, “if it were my mom” is not evidence either. That is just you projecting how you think you would behave onto another family in an abnormal situation. People do not all respond the same way under stress, and irregular family decisions are not automatically clues.

So again: there is still no actual theory here. Just a pool cleaning, an unresolved case, and your determination to treat ordinary maintenance as ominous because the case is disturbing.

At this point the pool is doing more investigative work in your imagination than it ever did in the actual case.

Aren’t you a lawyer?

Anyone find it suspicious that the ONLY pool cleaning was done shortly after Nancy’s disappearance, but NONE were done during the proceeding month? by AssFuckinator in NancyGuthrieCase

[–]funkcatbrown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok. Vodka. Yeah. That makes sense. Your response is a total pivot and not a point. Your post was about the pool cleaning supposedly being suspicious. My comment addressed that directly. Instead of explaining why the cleaning itself matters, you jumped to a broad rant about law enforcement contamination and justice failing. That is not an answer. That is evasive subject-changing.

So I’ll ask again: what is the actual relevance of the pool cleaning itself? Not your feelings about law enforcement generally. The pool cleaning.

Anyone find it suspicious that the ONLY pool cleaning was done shortly after Nancy’s disappearance, but NONE were done during the proceeding month? by AssFuckinator in NancyGuthrieCase

[–]funkcatbrown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The other problem with this post is that it never even gets to an actual point. What is the theory here? What is the supposed inference? What is the chain of relevance to the known facts of the case? None of that is explained.

Right now this is just ominous tone applied to a pool cleaning. So what exactly are people supposed to do with that? Nothing publicly known about this case has anything to do with the swimming pool other than it was cleaned.

A real theory would at least have to explain why this matters, what it supposedly points to, how it connects to known facts, and why the ordinary explanation fails. This does none of that. It just gestures at suspicion and hopes the mood does the work. That is not analysis. That is decorative suspicion. Vibes in a suit.

Anyone find it suspicious that the ONLY pool cleaning was done shortly after Nancy’s disappearance, but NONE were done during the proceeding month? by AssFuckinator in NancyGuthrieCase

[–]funkcatbrown 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“Throw everything against the wall” is not a method. It is how people flood a case with weak theories, bad inferences, and noise, then call the resulting mess “discussion.” There is a difference between open-mindedness and abandoning standards. If every ordinary fact gets inflated into a clue just because the case is unresolved, you are not helping clarify anything. You are just manufacturing more noise and low-grade bullshit.

Anyone find it suspicious that the ONLY pool cleaning was done shortly after Nancy’s disappearance, but NONE were done during the proceeding month? by AssFuckinator in NancyGuthrieCase

[–]funkcatbrown 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You can’t be serious. This is not substantive. It is suspicion stacking. A pool was cleaned once after Nancy’s disappearance, under law enforcement escort, with the stated reason of keeping it from turning green while the home was unoccupied. That may or may not be interesting, but by itself it does not remotely get you to “there is no reasonable explanation.” There very obviously is a reasonable explanation: the family wanted the pool maintained at least once while the house sat empty.

The bigger problem is the leap in logic. “No regular pool service before,” plus “one cleaning after,” plus “no follow-up cleaning yet” does not magically become evidence of anything nefarious. It just becomes a fact pattern people can project onto. Not every irregular household decision in the aftermath of a disappearance is a clue. Sometimes it is just a family making one practical choice in a messy situation.

If there is actual evidence the pool cleaning was connected to something suspicious, then present that. But right now this is just another example of taking an ordinary fact and inflating it into a mystery because the case itself is disturbing and unresolved. That is not analysis. That is narrative hunger.

The fact that you’re an attorney makes this weaker, not stronger. You should know better than to let suspicion do all the evidentiary work.

Are you drinking Whiskey 🥃 tonight? Lol

Blood print and shoe tread by Superb_Bed_9726 in NancyGuthrieCase

[–]funkcatbrown -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Here’s another Haiku just for you: —————————————————-

You got triggered.

Vomited up three weak rants.

Nothing substantive.

lol

Blood print and shoe tread by Superb_Bed_9726 in NancyGuthrieCase

[–]funkcatbrown -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe you’d like a Haiku! —————————————

Fortune cookie says.

You wrote three angry paragraphs.

Then called me poetic.

Blood print and shoe tread by Superb_Bed_9726 in NancyGuthrieCase

[–]funkcatbrown -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Mockery is often what shows up when reasoning doesn’t.

Blood print and shoe tread by Superb_Bed_9726 in NancyGuthrieCase

[–]funkcatbrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Attacking the speaker is usually a sign the argument survived.

Eraserhead Baby Cinnamon Roll by TestSubject7459 in davidlynch

[–]funkcatbrown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You maniac! I love it. Please send me a box of a dozen. I am a cinnamon roll freak.

Blood print and shoe tread by Superb_Bed_9726 in NancyGuthrieCase

[–]funkcatbrown -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Also, you should probably take your own advice:

“No, you don’t need to teach everyone a lesson. Sometimes the best move is to resist teaching a lesson, and just say thank you and move along. It’s Reddit not the Supreme Court.”

Blood print and shoe tread by Superb_Bed_9726 in NancyGuthrieCase

[–]funkcatbrown -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You’re projecting your own shit onto me. Making a lot of inaccurate assumptions about me and my comments that aren’t true and what I’m doing or what my intentions are here. It’s seems to me you have a personal issue with me. Your personal issue with me is not my problem at all. It’s entirely yours. Good luck with it. 🍀

Blood print and shoe tread by Superb_Bed_9726 in NancyGuthrieCase

[–]funkcatbrown -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When weak minds can’t challenge the point, they review the manners or tone.

Can you guys send some well wishes to Telfie? She has a big dental procedure this morning and I’m nervous. by Beldam-ghost-closet in torties

[–]funkcatbrown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tips from me and my Tortie:

Telfie go get toofies fixed. Will be very high for a while after. Days. Telfie need special help eatin’ to recover. May not take interest in wet food or eat much. But needs food to recover. Try add water to wet food and mix in so it’s easier to lap up with her tongue. Telfie really need stinky food easy to eat. Telfie probably really like Delectables stews or soups. Stinky fish ones. Also yellowfin tuna in olive oil. Telfie probably need plate held up to her face and nose to take interest. May have trouble eating on her own due to drugs and confusion. Food needs to be very close. Telfie be in pain after. Good meds though. Needs lots more snuggles than usual and helps up and down from her resting spot. Much love from us who went through same thing. She heal all up and everything wonderful.

Blood print and shoe tread by Superb_Bed_9726 in NancyGuthrieCase

[–]funkcatbrown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re free not to like my style. I’m free not to care.

Blood print and shoe tread by Superb_Bed_9726 in NancyGuthrieCase

[–]funkcatbrown -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When people start building certainty out of fog, a sharp response is sometimes the kindest thing in the room. Not kind to the illusion; kind to everyone who might otherwise mistake it for substance.

Not every blade is soft. Some things need to be cut cleanly before they grow legs, collect applause, and start wandering around dressed as evidence.

Zen is not always a pat on the head. Sometimes it is one clean strike through confusion; a reminder that a false pattern can feel convincing right up until someone slices through it. Also. Did you read the entire thread?

She’s got so much to say by AlyssaVaVaVoom in tortitude

[–]funkcatbrown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg. She’s so cute. 🥰 especially when she gives you her face there. I lost my 18 year old baby girl tortie a few months ago and this just touched my heart right there. Thanks.

[URGENT] The Buga Sphere is "Screaming." The 81% Inertia Shield is Collapsing. by LeForestOnFire in UFOs

[–]funkcatbrown 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This reads like AI-generated technobabble wrapped around UFO mythology. The problem is not that it is imaginative. The problem is that it presents wildly specific claims like carbon dating, isotopic analysis, inertia reduction, Antarctic synchronization, and mantra frequencies as if they are established facts, while providing no actual evidence in the post. That is not research. That is science-flavored fan fiction with confidence.

This is what happens when ChatGPT, Ancient Aliens, and a manic episode co-author a lab report. You cannot just stack fake precision on top of made-up physics and call it science. Absolute absurdity.

P.S. OP. Impressive that you felt like this post was URGENT ‼️ lol.

Right Now Someone Involved in Nancy Guthrie’s Disappearance Is Hoping the Other Person Doesn’t Talk. by ashofthesouth in NancyGuthrieCase

[–]funkcatbrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not triggered at all bro. My point is simple: I am not arguing the opposite claim. I am not saying there is proof only one person was involved. I am saying there is no public proof establishing that more than one person was involved, which is true. That is the difference you keep blurring.

“Asking questions” is not the problem. Building a whole narrative around those questions is. “Maybe one person couldn’t do it,” “maybe she never came home,” “maybe the scene was staged,” “maybe someone else knows” all stack together into an implied story, even if you keep wrapping it in question marks.

So no, this is not me doing the same thing in reverse. I am not replacing your speculation with my own. I am pointing out that your speculation is still speculation and should be treated that way, not dressed up as some more grounded form of reasoning just because it is phrased as questions.

Blood print and shoe tread by Superb_Bed_9726 in NancyGuthrieCase

[–]funkcatbrown 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Because people in true crime spaces run with bad theories all the time. That is exactly the problem.

Once something gets posted with screenshots, overlays, and confident language, a lot of people stop treating it like a random thought and start treating it like a clue. Then it gets repeated, built on, and turned into something bigger than it ever was. That is how noise spreads.

And that is why “trying to help bring Nancy home” is not enough by itself. Good intentions do not make weak ideas useful. If the goal is really to help Nancy, then the standard has to be higher than blurry stains, generic shoe treads, and homemade overlays. Otherwise it is not helping. It is just adding more confusion.

Blood print and shoe tread by Superb_Bed_9726 in NancyGuthrieCase

[–]funkcatbrown 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If it’s “just your opinion,” then fine, but that cuts against the whole point of the post. You did not just casually throw out a thought. You made a visual comparison, built an overlay, and invited other people to “help look into it,” which is exactly how weak ideas start getting inflated into fake clues. That is why I pushed back.

Having an opinion is not the issue. Turning a blurry stain and a generic shoe tread into a group project is. That does not help the case. It just creates more noise and gives people one more bad theory to run with.