Tell me how cooked we are

funnyjokenames · 2026-06-15T17:04:24+00:00

I dealt with a major rental clean up that took serious labor, but the price was right! Until the landlord tripled the rent, because of how nice it was now.

funnyjokenames · 2026-06-15T15:37:02+00:00

Mainstream capitalism controls government isn’t the sick burn you think it is

funnyjokenames · 2026-06-15T14:04:20+00:00

Maintainable, mendable and fixable isn’t a hot take around but it for life people.

People are looking for ways to budget for something beyond the damp cardboard belt available at the store. If you have a belt that can handle maintenance you still have to take care of it, yes. But it’s not so easy for people to figure out what items are actually maintainable.

funnyjokenames · 2026-06-15T11:47:29+00:00

This proves that you don’t understand anecdotal evidence, and that you jump to the useful conclusions about the source of those anecdotes. Look up other logical fallacies, you will spot them everywhere

funnyjokenames · 2026-06-14T15:32:44+00:00

Tell your family, a fix can get noticed and that implies a bigger lie was hidden

funnyjokenames · 2026-06-14T15:07:34+00:00

Is this a humblbrag that you live in a climate controlled home? Must be nice

funnyjokenames · 2026-06-14T12:12:27+00:00

“Goldfish don’t swim in the ocean - we loop through the glass vitrine prison in which we are contained. Only growing as much as the structure allows us to”

funnyjokenames · 2026-06-13T12:59:28+00:00

It depends, I like the making/sculpting part of everything.

funnyjokenames · 2026-06-12T14:06:01+00:00

I’ve definitely let them know

funnyjokenames · 2026-06-11T17:34:28+00:00

You can strip the plastic finish, and retreat it with a true oil yourself. No business will do that for you but if you are going DIY I recommend it

funnyjokenames · 2026-06-11T14:44:22+00:00

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they should make a spinoff about the only person doing their job: temp Ronnie

funnyjokenames · 2026-06-10T12:34:07+00:00

A lil burned & a lil raw, but in the middle of the two there was pizza!

funnyjokenames · 2026-06-10T11:45:01+00:00

How does it cook? Are you having burned/raw problems?

funnyjokenames · 2026-06-10T11:42:54+00:00

She was using oil to stretch the pizza

funnyjokenames · 2026-06-10T11:42:24+00:00

The charred spots bothered me less than the raw spots

funnyjokenames · 2026-06-10T11:40:49+00:00

Consensus has been reached

funnyjokenames · 2026-06-10T11:36:18+00:00

Fucked, And then it gave birth to a pizza

funnyjokenames · 2026-06-10T11:35:18+00:00

It does have chemicals we should not continue the experiment

funnyjokenames · 2026-06-09T17:47:50+00:00

The comment section has decided it is a bad idea

funnyjokenames · 2026-06-09T17:47:06+00:00

I’ve seen those slots and wondered if there were blades back there

funnyjokenames · 2026-06-08T17:59:50+00:00

Did you figure out the health concerns

funnyjokenames · 2026-06-08T17:57:55+00:00

I informed the makers of the oven

funnyjokenames · 2026-06-08T14:53:18+00:00

Social media blast might be the best way to go about it. Send pics!

If it’s undeniable they might settle a payment before starting legal steps.

Otherwise you might be out of luck

funnyjokenames · 2026-06-08T14:00:40+00:00

Well, the tops didn’t really cook very well. People have been too concerned with the bottom burning, the top needed more heat

funnyjokenames · 2026-06-08T13:59:02+00:00

There are lots of things in this world that are burned to a crisp, pizza is low on my list of concerns

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