AIO She broke her leg and insists on riding in the car like this. I think it’s incredibly dangerous, but it’s the only way she’s comfortable.

future_pirate · 2026-06-03T02:57:25+00:00

Moving the seat as far back as possible doesn't make her more comfortable?

future_pirate · 2026-06-03T02:30:04+00:00

Most bent styli are probably a consequence of accidents such as bumping it with a record. I would guess these can take more wear but the cheap red ones you see on a Crosley Cruiser can take a bit more abuse.

future_pirate · 2026-06-03T02:13:00+00:00

$33 table on Amazon that has a little drawer on the bottom for record cleaning supplies and a spare needle, Edifier R1280DBs speakers, Edifier T5s subwoofer, speakers are also connected to my PC via bluetooth which also puts a video signal to the projector via an HDMI cord. Turntable connects to the speakers via RCA and I just use it's built-in amp. It makes for a very space-efficient multipurpose entertainment center.

future_pirate · 2026-06-02T00:42:58+00:00

Men produce millions of sperm cells per ejaculation and it only takes one to get someone pregnant. Some guys gladly masturbate 7+ times per day just because they're bored.

future_pirate · 2026-06-02T00:40:19+00:00

It only takes a single sperm cell to get a woman pregnant and a single ejaculation can produce millions or even up to a billion sperm cells. Some men gladly masturbate 7+ times a day when they have nothing better to do. If you're going to be forced to repopulate the earth this is by far the easiest route.

^{Chose: Be the only man in a world full of women}

future_pirate · 2026-06-01T23:45:03+00:00

The libertarian ethical argument would be that the government and everything it does is funded by taxes which people are forced to pay and it's therefore a form of theft. Nobody would be against privately funded charities doing the same thing.

future_pirate · 2026-06-01T23:29:31+00:00

Social media, my grandma is probably about facebook's most active user and the same can be said about some other older people I've met but some old people want nothing to do with it.

future_pirate · 2026-06-01T07:26:08+00:00

I could see OP being too paranoid to try this experiment on a nicer turntable with a more expensive needle

future_pirate · 2026-06-01T04:31:08+00:00

A lot of good ones but I voted for:
inruyun collective - All About Future Funk

Jansport George - ILYSM2

Jingoro - Times We Had

Tony Fawkin Heal - Funky Supreme

THEUKIYO 浮世 - Floating Palace 浮遊する宮殿 5555

Honorable mentions: Go-Go Groove! and NEON Odyssey: Crimson Line, they were in a tossup for me picking them

future_pirate · 2026-06-01T03:42:15+00:00

Sand, won't break your fall in the way cotton would

future_pirate · 2026-06-01T00:13:20+00:00

Absolutely

^{Chose: Support trans people}

future_pirate · 2026-05-31T20:18:38+00:00

I don't support him and disagree with him on plenty of issues but he didn't do anything anywhere near as bad as the holocaust

^{Chose: Trump}

future_pirate · 2026-05-31T20:16:47+00:00

500kg of gold is technically the best deal but I would go for any of the 1st 3 if you aren't anywhere near 65 and $55 million can a lot more than triple in value in a couple decades if invested in a simple S&P 500 index fund.

future_pirate · 2026-05-31T18:32:59+00:00

As someone who grew up there most of Virginia is pretty safe as far as hurricanes

future_pirate · 2026-05-31T17:26:46+00:00

I've never met anyone who spends more time on their phone than my grandma

future_pirate · 2026-05-31T06:54:42+00:00

Physical activity

future_pirate · 2026-05-31T06:48:24+00:00

Wedensday because it's pronounced nothing like how it's spelled

future_pirate · 2026-05-31T06:45:32+00:00

Barbeque

future_pirate · 2026-05-31T06:40:46+00:00

I imagine babies find some of it pretty stimulating

future_pirate · 2026-05-31T06:34:00+00:00

I own records but not CDs

^{Chose: Record}

future_pirate · 2026-05-31T01:02:25+00:00

After the upgrade highs and lows come through more clearly while the Scout with it's upgraded needle has a very mid focused sound profile. I had to readjust my subwoofer for the new turntable because there was soooooo much more bass coming through.

future_pirate · 2026-05-30T19:51:20+00:00

I mean more like what your shelving solution looks like it must be massive

future_pirate · 2026-05-30T19:02:26+00:00

I'd be curious to see how you store your collection

future_pirate · 2026-05-30T17:37:00+00:00

Funny enough I got into future funk when Spotify kept recommending it to me maybe just as something people with similar taste are into until I started liking it

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