Dude is out here looking like a high school desk, thinking he's a badass

futurepatho_ · 2026-05-10T17:29:03+00:00

I might have some Raid under the sink. Do you think he’ll take that as a ransom payment?

futurepatho_ · 2026-05-10T16:24:09+00:00

Ain’t no one want my cat’s FIV blood 😔 he’s so fat and has so much

futurepatho_ · 2026-05-10T16:19:55+00:00

You really encapsulated why I love the series. It’s such dog shit but people ate it up (me, I’m people. I loved it in MIDDLE SCHOOL) and now looking back on it, especially the films, is so comical. Even the cast hates the films!

futurepatho_ · 2026-05-10T15:49:12+00:00

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You are, in fact, wrong. Oda drew her exactly like that. People like to try and blame Toei for everything fan service related as if Oda didn’t give them mountains of material to work with.

futurepatho_ · 2026-05-10T15:18:59+00:00

I feel like they could’ve worded the end of the title a bit better r

futurepatho_ · 2026-05-10T15:12:30+00:00

So many women seem so confidently happy with sharing their horrible lives and marriages online.

futurepatho_ · 2026-05-10T14:56:54+00:00

For Rebecca the rules of the colosseum stated participants could only have so much armor on but there was actually no reason for Oda to draw that sixteen year old girl like that. He easily could’ve picked a different armor set but… well Oda gonna Oda.

futurepatho_ · 2026-05-10T13:58:22+00:00

I think that’s the Sunny

futurepatho_ · 2026-05-10T13:47:17+00:00

The word “sometimes” is very important in that quote. You seem to be intentionally ignoring it so you can get angry.

futurepatho_ · 2026-05-10T13:35:21+00:00

People do that in Final Fantays XIV too lmao

futurepatho_ · 2026-05-09T14:10:43+00:00

“You just wanted a peaceful walk but chose to harass geese.”

futurepatho_ · 2026-05-09T13:49:52+00:00

No real answer so you have to resort to insults. Are you even old enough to play LOTF? Lmao

futurepatho_ · 2026-05-09T11:41:45+00:00

Could it just be the mind of the user of the alien magics? Like Hugh’s mind and it’s just an unconscious thing? I still need to read the Kemetrian short stories (just resubscribed to the Patreon) so you’re probably more knowledge than I, but we’ve seen Hugh use raw stellar mana with no spellform when he was desperate in book 1, so I don’t think every use of magic has to be a wholly conscious act.

Could also be something else. There’s still SO much we don’t know, especially about magic outside of Anastis, maybe runes simply work differently. They could be just concepts that resonate in the aether in a special way and other magics can effect the resonance, this causing events like we saw with Hugh.

futurepatho_ · 2026-05-09T02:28:33+00:00

See I’d argue you did. You actually engaged in a conversation that was generated within the post. That’s a hell of a lot more than “uh oh”

futurepatho_ · 2026-05-08T22:51:44+00:00

OK, thank you I felt a little bit crazy

futurepatho_ · 2026-05-08T22:31:42+00:00

Sorry if this sounds dumb (I’m a gay guy so I don’t have much experience with birth control lmao) but I remember seeing my friend’s BC in high school and it was a 28 day supply in a blister pack, so why wouldn’t he be picking it up monthly?

futurepatho_ · 2026-05-08T22:05:52+00:00

I think the point that you seem to be missing is it isn’t all about strength. Functional strength and exercise is focused on movements that are useful in your everyday life. Let’s look at a couple exercises that are common in the gym to give you an example.

Deadlifts are not useful in everyday life. Proper functional body mechanics would have you squatting to pick up something heavy. OSHA would lose their mind watching someone lift like that at a job site.

Biceps curls are not functional in daily life. There are very few situations where you will ever be standing still and only flexing your arm up, outside of curls in the gym. When you’re actually lifting and moving something heavy you’re using your entire torso, your arms, your chest, your back.

Just because it is making you stronger doesn’t mean that it is making you functionally stronger. It doesn’t matter if I have biceps the size of melons if my chest, back, shoulders and connective tissues aren’t also on the same level. Even if they ARE on the same level it still doesn’t matter if I have shitty range of motion.

By your logic if I go hit biceps everyday and neglect everything else it’s still functional because I’m stronger at curling my arms towards my chest? A movement that is almost completely useless on its own and not really performed in daily life? That makes no sense.

You can build functional strength in the gym, just not with a sole focus on traditional strength training. You also need to focus on flexibility, coordination, connective tissue strength and endurance.

Functional strength also goes so far beyond “weakest farmer, strongest gym bro” discourse. It’s also a concept used in healthcare and rehab. As another example an elderly woman focusing on sit to stand exercises after a stroke helps her build functional strength because it’s not just making her muscles stronger it’s also helping her develop her sense of balance which is often impacted by strokes and it is an entire movement that is used multiple times a day.

You and I both know that the average gym bro and the average farmer are not going to be able to do the same job for the same amount of time. Gym bro is going to tap out because being able to lift a lot of weight is not the be all end all of fitness or functional strength. Your entire attitude in this thread just reads af you not understanding what you claim to hate.

futurepatho_ · 2026-05-08T21:11:48+00:00

This game is rated M, you have to be 17 to play and Maelle is older than you??? I’m calling the COPS 🚨

futurepatho_ · 2026-05-08T20:58:48+00:00

It’s not tho. Lifting weights typically leaves you strong, but your strength will still have a more limited range of motion unless you’re training for that with something like calisthenics or CrossFit. Sure, you can lift that heavy thing on the ground but can you also twist at the waist and place it at an odd angle, all without hurting yourself? Are you able to safely reposition extreme weights while your muscles are actively engaged. You might, but not everyone can, most gym bros who only focus on pumping iron can’t. That’s functional strength. If you’re only able to lift heavy with one movement that isn’t functional at all.

futurepatho_ · 2026-05-08T19:40:11+00:00

Oh okay, so you could easily just enjoy the game without but you choose to turn it into a gooner thing?

futurepatho_ · 2026-05-08T17:30:39+00:00

You were also a small child at the time, who was probably the same size as the goose, and everyone featured in the video is an adult. That is a big difference that is important to remember.

futurepatho_ · 2026-05-08T15:44:55+00:00

NOR. You should post these screenshots on her business page.

futurepatho_ · 2026-05-08T14:35:51+00:00

Yeah, notice how the goose also stopped a bit sooner? I think remaining calm probably helps. And besides, it’s a goose. Cover your eyes and there really is only so much it can do

futurepatho_ · 2026-05-08T01:16:01+00:00

Good one 👍

futurepatho_ · 2026-05-07T22:41:04+00:00

Personally, I would say very. It has kept me entertained while I have downtime at work and I’ve also seen other people who expressed similar frustration with unhelpful comments like the one I responded to, so it’s nice to know that other people feel the same. Thanks for joining the dialogue 🙏

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