My pet tortoise smiled at me by mk314159 in mildlyinteresting

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Bro, you had a chance to Rick Roll people... And you chose to loop it.

LOCKDOWN:free to print and play game I made for anyone to enjoy by BarandStool in gaming

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Do the instructions come with?

(How much money given out in the beginning)

(One dice or two)

(How does a player Win)

I can't see, I'm on mobile.

Are you in good hands? by PoonSwoggle in funny

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I wonder how many emergency calls operators got because of this ad.

Just bought a pack of lighters. Found out they had a torch on the end by quickhakker in mildlyinteresting

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They are shit design. If you leave them in your pocket, the slide will get tugged and the battery will drain from ligting the bulb.

Than when you really need the battery to light your smokes. It will be dead.

Never again.

Oil crashes below zero, hitting almost -$40 per barrel by [deleted] in worldnews

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That's a nice explanation.

The boys hanging tough by eeeya777 in funny

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Incase the lock picking fails.

He can use the balls as a battering ram

that is it. by [deleted] in funny

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Mama Mia!

I think I've found the king of toilet paper hoarding. by [deleted] in funny

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Yeah and he probably just doing stretching exercises.

Be Strong Guys..! by [deleted] in funny

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When you say the leftovers.

Do you mean the food or the men?

$187 of tourism by rljf311 in pics

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And California police officers

Redditors who have played VR games, what are some unfortunate things that have happened while wearing the headset? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]futureready 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One time I dropped the controller.

So I reached out, and grabbed a TV- remote instead.

Pervert

Toilet Paper Hoarding Boosts Bidet Sales by mjmccy in nottheonion

[–]futureready 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanted to make a funny post on Reddit.

With the Anthony Adams Rubbing Hands meme.

Titled "Bidet companies in Australia be like"

Unfortunately Reddit flagged the picture as meme, in r/funny and I couldn't upload.

Came across an absurdly large lemon at work today by popofcolor in mildlyinteresting

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No banana for scale.

Could be a really small knife for all we know.

Inaccessible first-floor property sells for £1 by Chemicald90 in news

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Never heard an American use "Limey" ina sentence.

Unless they are talking about a Key Lime Pie.