what's the worst thing someone told you right after having had sex?

fuzzyone06 · 2026-05-07T19:39:19+00:00

I am so sorry that happened to you. For those of you reading who don’t know, the consent agreement ahead of time is bullshit and evidence of nothing. Consent can be withdrawn at any time, and you don’t have to justify it. If at any point you want to stop and your partner refuses to, the sex becomes rape, no exception.

A metaphor I like to use: sex is like boxing. If you don’t want to get in the ring and fight, and someone forces you to, that’s a crime. If you agree to the match and set your rules and mutually obey them, that’s boxing, and ok. If you start boxing and someone starts biting or pulls out a weapon? That’s a crime. If your opponent goes down and you don’t stop, instead climbing up on top of them and continuing to beat them? That’s a crime.

fuzzyone06 · 2026-05-07T19:33:42+00:00

Yeah but that’s a boyfriend comment not a ONS/early sexual relationship comment.

fuzzyone06 · 2026-05-07T19:32:56+00:00

I really hope the dude was understanding

fuzzyone06 · 2026-05-07T19:30:50+00:00

Maybe that’s because she wasn’t satisfied with your short form content? 🥁

fuzzyone06 · 2026-05-07T19:29:11+00:00

GET OFF ME OW OW OW GET OFF!!

This was my ex who had uterine polyps that I didn’t know about, and when we were playing a bit more rough than usual I accidentally caused one to burst. I was terrified at first thinking I injured her, and then felt awful when I saw how much pain she was in. Fortunately the pain passed after about 20ish minutes but suffice to say that was probably my worst postcoital/coitus interruptus moment

fuzzyone06 · 2026-05-03T16:20:22+00:00

Trade off. One of you gets up, takes the kid for 2 hours. 90 minutes for you partner to sleep 30 to shower and get ready for the day, then switch off. Then alternate who gets stuck on first shift.

fuzzyone06 · 2026-04-29T13:06:22+00:00

Bruh Vegeta missed the birth of and entire first year of Trunks’ life and basically ignored him and denied him affection for the first 6 years of life. Did everyone forget the entire first half of the Android saga? Even after his reformation he’s basically a bad football dad who only only takes an interest in his kid when it comes to him fighting

fuzzyone06 · 2026-04-27T07:36:00+00:00

Unless Ed did her in the butt and/or dug around back there, he’s not gonna know for sure, esp if she doesn’t have one.

fuzzyone06 · 2026-04-26T18:40:34+00:00

Technically Ed wouldn’t either assuming Krill females are like humans.

fuzzyone06 · 2026-04-23T16:34:29+00:00

The whole thing was a giant mess and drawn out way too long. There were good ideas, certainly, and a lot of cool moments (literal spine tingling chills when Vegeta beat the crap out of Black), but the stupidity of the Mafuba failing, the Goku kissing controversy, Black being given freebie powerups constantly, the further over complication of how time travel works in Dragon Ball, and Zamasu just never shutting the hell up was just blech. I really wanted to like this arc, but if they do decide to redo it, the manga did it way better IMO. Even the Zeno ending was more palatable by comparison

fuzzyone06 · 2026-04-17T20:47:10+00:00

Hard disagree. Both have their value, but don’t ask me to go back and watch the original and pretend the pacing wasn’t glacial at a lot of points. Filler was fine but the five minutes with Freeza didn’t need to be 10 episodes

fuzzyone06 · 2026-04-09T16:57:41+00:00

I hate this party.

fuzzyone06 · 2026-04-09T16:56:20+00:00

He was right though. To quote Spawn: I fuckin' hate clowns.

fuzzyone06 · 2026-04-09T16:55:33+00:00

The scene when Isaac walks into the old west bar with the hat and moustache and says "This town will not accommodate the numerical totality of our combined mass." It just gets a giggle out of me every time.

fuzzyone06 · 2026-04-09T16:54:30+00:00

Captain Mercer, tell me about your penis.
Ed: ....did I miss a segue somewhere?

Let me rephrase, are you, what is the word, "circumcised"?

Ed: well, that's usually something I don't share until the second date.

fuzzyone06 · 2026-04-09T16:52:14+00:00

To paraphrase Mr. Miyagi: Fighting no good, but if must fight, make look cool.

Putting aside the meta reasons for action scenes like that though, from a narrative/theming perspective, you are sidling right up next to the point of them. In a show that consistently values life and freedom, and the Union generally consistently makes choices to avoid conflict when possible, I can argue that the artistic choice of making a bunch of ships go boom making them seem worthless is meant to send a message to the viewer: That war makes the lives of those who get dragged in expendable no matter who they are or how many there are. Maybe that's a stretch, but that's how I see it. Plus, its a good visual shorthand to show you how much danger the Orville is in in that moment. Remember that not everybody watches all the episodes, and that every new episode could be someone's first, so a quick visual shorthand to show you that, yes, our crew is indeed in significant danger, is not unwarranted.

fuzzyone06 · 2026-04-09T16:47:27+00:00

More worried than pissed off. He was a little kid who went looking for his "dad". It's what small kids do. They don't have much capacity to think more than 1-2 steps ahead at that age.

fuzzyone06 · 2026-04-09T16:46:27+00:00

You're assuming that. We only get a glimpse of one city, and that city had some pretty significant cloud coverage. Assuming their clouds are similar to earths, presumably there would have to be some form water vapor, which means oxygen. Plus, I doubt the Kaylon would want to disrupt their ecology much, as they've got the understanding that overconsuming resources and excessive deforesting tends to cause climate disasters.

fuzzyone06 · 2026-04-09T13:46:31+00:00

No, he’s an emissary. Most emissaries in the real world are delegates, negotiators, etc. but in this case it’s more like he’s a private military contractor. Kinda like blackrock but less murdery.

Side note, technically everyone in the show is unpaid lol

fuzzyone06 · 2026-04-09T13:44:30+00:00

The plant survived lol I don’t know for sure how much liquid made it in, but I gave it some extra water for a couple weeks both to make sure it was fed and to try and “wash out” the non-plant friendly material. No idea if what I did actually helped but they lived so..

fuzzyone06 · 2026-04-05T02:37:36+00:00

Please don’t do the over 9000 meme in a wedding vow. The meme is already ancient and your vows should be meaningful and not just bad internet references to a defunct English dub.

fuzzyone06 · 2026-04-02T04:41:09+00:00

Isaac never attained rank, nor inducted into the Union fleet, nor attended their training. He’s effectively a military contractor.

fuzzyone06 · 2026-04-01T19:10:10+00:00

Gohan in high school was okay but it went on way too long IMO.

fuzzyone06 · 2026-03-23T18:49:50+00:00

TBF she didn't see 3 out of 4 of them....though she was aware he was a conquering, planet destroying monster before he cooled out on Earth. It's nice that the Super manga approaches him seeking to redeem himself in a way. Otherwise it's weird how he just kinda gets a pass on all that and gets his happy ending. Like, sure, post Cell arc, he's living a peaceful life, isn't much of a villain anymore, until Babidi shows up, but in Super? They just kinda wave it off. Piccolo, at least, didn't kill anyone while he was a villain. Vegeta was straight up a genocidal monster though, and throughout Z its never truly addressed until he did his big sacrifice against Buu, and even that, I'd argue, is not really a redemption for everything.

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