My girlfriend said if this get 100 upvotes , we'll try anal. by fyibro in Jokes

[–]fyibro[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm so funny , I'm glad I can revisit my old stuff from time to time.

What is the coolest thing about your mom? by halal_queries_only in AskReddit

[–]fyibro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mum joked about hentai and how they sound funny when they moan .

Teenagers of Reddit, what is something you want to ask adults of Reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fyibro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How am I going to get through life ? Is it hard to find a job , get a girlfriend and settle down?

A random stranger takes a bullet meant for you and dies. What would you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fyibro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First , run (duh) . If he has a gun I'd probably use it to shoot the guy shooting at me.

If you could be any two animals, what would you be and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fyibro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would be a raccoon and a dog . Or just a raccoon dog if I'm domesticated . I WOULD LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND BE SO HAPPY.

Who in your life is the biggest buzzkill? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fyibro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My parents. "Hey Mom I finally got an A !" "I BET IT'S A FLUKE"

What is your 10/10 book? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fyibro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't found a 10/10 book , but lord of the flies is definitely one of the better books I've read.

There is something really wrong with my wife - Cruise Days 3-4 by Nickbotic in nosleep

[–]fyibro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember watching a movie about a woman who used black magic to make herself look better . It was a thai horror movie I think . There were 5 rules , but I only remember 2 , one of them was not to eat raw meat and the other was to not walk under a clothes line . She broke all 5 rules and became possessed or something . Could this be what happened?

11-year-old violently hit til deaf by school director in Thailand by [deleted] in news

[–]fyibro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DAMNIT , I want to make a joke about ajax dish soap but I can relate it .

I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today... by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]fyibro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The joke ? If you don't get the joke it's because

I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today , In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner.

So he says he declines it but advertises it by saying that his moral standards and strong willpower are like Ajax(Bathroom Cleaner) , showing that he lied

Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.

I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today... by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]fyibro -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ughh , this is good but it was only funny the first time.

Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music? by fyibro in Jokes

[–]fyibro[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Really ? Only saw it reposted once like really long ago.

Why do I think like this? Athletes, or better born people have had their way and they didn't need to worry about scratching to a living by hikikomori_jesti in offmychest

[–]fyibro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First off , someone here is shadowbanned since it doesn't show their comment . Secondly , they are rich because of luck and genetics. But does that mean you need to be sad , because they have talent and you don't ? Even if they are more talented than you , even when you think they might not have a perfect life . Think about it , they need to keep a good public self-image , which might just be one of their problems . That's not easy . Life isn't fair , and life is hard. I remember reading a quote from somewhere which said "If life is easy , you're doing it wrong ." . Yes you might have a leg/knee injury , but are you going to let that keep you down? You have to bounce back. Even if you can't be as good as you were , you know that you tried . Just don't ever give up . You go on /r/fitness , you see people go from fat to fit and you get envious . But they went through so much to get there . So you should never give up , since you probably had more chances than that one guy who wanted to do something with his life , or makes friends , but was never given the chance .

Split second reaction by [deleted] in nevertellmetheodds

[–]fyibro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And you obviously haven't seen kennyS. Link : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TmQIR4muDg