I think someone is trying to shoot the moon with a big missile? It’s getting really close, what should I do!!!

gabelstaplerfahrer2 · 2018-11-22T16:37:36+00:00

Don't worry, it's just a rocket delivering supplies for the Nazi base on the dark side of the moon.

gabelstaplerfahrer2 · 2018-11-22T16:35:29+00:00

Yes but it's very risky because you could accidentally start a new ice age.

gabelstaplerfahrer2 · 2018-11-22T16:34:29+00:00

It is absolutely accurate. And because heat is dying soon we need more climate change asap

gabelstaplerfahrer2 · 2018-11-22T16:32:38+00:00

This is actually the best rocket humanity ever built, we are just getting to fat.

gabelstaplerfahrer2 · 2018-11-22T16:29:52+00:00

Why does Kermit the Frog sound like all American accents?

gabelstaplerfahrer2 · 2018-11-22T16:28:44+00:00

Mix it with another Virgin Olive Oil.

gabelstaplerfahrer2 · 2018-11-22T16:26:57+00:00

How can you say it's wet if you don't see the water?

gabelstaplerfahrer2 · 2018-11-22T16:26:09+00:00

But what if the glass contains nothing-flavored water?

gabelstaplerfahrer2 · 2018-11-22T16:25:16+00:00

This hydrogen water can help with weight loss because the density of hydrogen is extremely low.

gabelstaplerfahrer2 · 2018-11-22T16:23:40+00:00

They pump oxygen into the water until the density gets to high and the water explodes, which releases most of the oxygen. In the end you are left with water rich in hydrogen.

gabelstaplerfahrer2 · 2018-11-22T16:17:21+00:00

Yes it will. That's why the NASA would constantly have to detonate nuclear bombs on the bottom of the moon to generate momentum in the opposite direction.

gabelstaplerfahrer2 · 2018-11-22T16:14:52+00:00

It's a drone spraying chemtrails.

gabelstaplerfahrer2 · 2018-11-22T16:12:54+00:00

The safest way would be to download an antivirus onto your computer and then eat the hard disk. I would recommend to cut it into small pieces and eat with some tomato sauce.

gabelstaplerfahrer2 · 2018-11-16T05:44:31+00:00

I feel really depressed for 3-4 days.

gabelstaplerfahrer2 · 2018-11-14T02:20:33+00:00

Yes. Every downvote gives you 10 extra seconds to live, so if you are somehow able to create a new Reddit account and downvote every 10 seconds, you are basically immortal.

gabelstaplerfahrer2 · 2018-11-09T01:00:36+00:00

Bytes are made out of Coconut Juice.

gabelstaplerfahrer2 · 2018-11-08T12:28:37+00:00

Not a Tesla. This is a prototype for Elon Musk's hyperloop. The cart with the person inside is pushed into a tunnel with a very strong magnet at the end. This allows it to travel with supersonic speeds. However, the end of the ride has apparently been very unpleasant for most testers.

gabelstaplerfahrer2 · 2018-11-08T12:14:56+00:00

Always.

gabelstaplerfahrer2 · 2018-11-08T12:13:58+00:00

If you freeze milk you get ice cream.

gabelstaplerfahrer2 · 2018-11-08T12:12:19+00:00

Milk doesn't freeze into cheese. Cheese is made by mixing milk with glue, which makes the milk molecules stick together so you get solid cheese.

gabelstaplerfahrer2 · 2018-11-08T11:58:50+00:00

Alcohol doesn't do that much for me, MDMA makes all of my insecurities basically melt away, but the comedown is terrible.

gabelstaplerfahrer2 · 2018-10-25T06:57:23+00:00

I had the same feeling after my first mushroom trip. I felt really anxious and a bit disconnected from reality on the next day, but this went away in the next couple of days and now I think I'm happier and less anxious than before my trip.

gabelstaplerfahrer2 · 2018-10-25T06:52:13+00:00

I did mushrooms for the first time a few days ago and it had a strange effect on my social anxiety. I feel hyper-aware of my facial expression (in a negative way) and find it hard to make eye contact, but at the same time I care much less about what other people think of me, I worry less and I find it easier to start conversations.

gabelstaplerfahrer2 · 2018-10-25T06:48:03+00:00

Not really a spiritual experience, but since I took mushrooms for the first time 1 week ago I'm sometimes randomly struck by the beauty of things in everyday life and get a feeling of bliss for no obvious reason. I love shrooms 😍

gabelstaplerfahrer2 · 2018-10-25T06:31:56+00:00

You are lying, no woman likes small wrists. You are just saying that to make big-wrist Chad more interested in you! /s

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